"Also, gently imply I have tapes." lol it's no wonder he's been talking about not going to heaven huh

a beautiful salute to Dick

BREAKING: They did surgery on a grape.

askin that guy if that thing squirts and lord almighty does it ever

just let it go man

fourth of may be with with you. star war

the desperation of james mcgrath's "let's wait for the prepolls" as his party's ass was getting walloped NEEDS to be known to more people outside of australia. genuinely so fucking funny

Regrettably, people everywhere are saying this. These cruel things should not be normalized. If you are seeing this: please, remember to be kind in what is rapidly becoming an unkind world.

we should really bring back those old george w bush flash animations/games but with our current beautiful president instead

ECONONY ...

On one hand, having F-Zero GX (one of the best games on the entire GameCube) on Nintendo Switch is sick. Purchasable controller should help ease any concerns regarding analog bumpers, too. On the other hand you're basically fucking renting it because FUCK having a remaster or proper Virtual Console

He grows up so fast. (Why does this website hate transparent PNGs?)

It's Picture Day!

You can take my money. You can take my future. You can take my rights. You can take my friends. You can even take my asbestos. But I draw the line at taking my access to PornHub dot com. Folks, we desperately need a President for ALL Americans. I'm still running in 2028 - are you still voting?

if i see one more fucking Chip Bok political cartoon being posted by someone who isn't making fun of Chip Bok for being Chip Bok i am going to fucking lose it. Chip criticizes him ONCE and people flock to repost the fuck out of his work. stop it! take one look at his other shit! it sucks!

In a room of Bowser's Keep in Super Mario RPG, there is an invisible Mallow floating out of bounds. Here is what he looks like when made visible. He has no scripts or interactions, remaining completely inert at all times. His purpose is unknown.

We are less than a year from Nintendo

thanks Joe

MY SLOPPY PRESIDENT

I LUV MY WET PRESIDENT

thinking about The Onion's "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t" for no real reason right now. what a classic!

He will never declare riichi.

hey, while we're gutting and removing regulations, can we get asbestos back? i've kinda missed picking it apart and tossing it into the air whenever i'm bored as FUCK

knowing political cartoons is a blessing and a curse. on one hand, there are some hilariously stupid things i can witness. on the other hand, i am currently witnessing libs post a Chip goddamn Bok cartoon. if you dont know that name already: be happy!

They should remaster F-ZERO AX / GX so it can be on the Switch. Genuinely one of the greatest video games I've ever played. They should also maintain the naming convention they used for the Gamecube (GX) and Arcade (AX), which would give us Never mind, I have decided that this would be a bad idea,

free virality for the first person to cover CIA Man and tie it to current affairs

remember to make good poasts on the Internet/World Wide Web every time that you lol that Donald J. Trump somehow managed to become President a second time

You're telling me that I got out of one time loop (vaguely sick for like three weeks) only to get booted into a second time loop (political Hell on Earth for four more years)? That's fucked up, man.

sorry for posting anything from this moron but i need to share how fucking fantastic this post is op is asking musk's ai how to get to the minus world. the ai, obviously, gives bad instructions. musk does not notice this and thus uses it to advertise his ai for *medical tests* fucking LOL

[tryhard youtuber voice] What's up riichi heads! Hope you're having a riichi-riffic day, cause we're gonna go for a few rounds in the "Gold Room!" Let's get started! [EAST ROUND 1, SOUTH SEAT] [🀃🀫🀫🀫🀫] [🀇🀉🀎🀙🀟🀡🀑🀘🀘🀂🀃🀃🀅] i dont want to play this game any more

man, i got a fair bit on my plate right now, between both working on my creative endeavors and working on accruing wealth in order to sustain my existence on this planet. i sure hope nothing else gets thrown in my face before the year ends The Humble Novel Coronavirus Today Known As SARS-CoV-2:

In the Switch version of Super Mario RPG, Mallow is bad at dancing. His dance is very slightly out of sync with the other characters, which becomes more and more noticeable the longer the player stays on the level-up screen. Whether this is deliberate or an oversight is unknown.

i lol'd bsky.app/profile/whst...

[opponent has discarded the 4 pin and 7 pin, is in tenpai, and i still want to push for some reason] wouldnt it be fucked up if you were waiting on the 1 pin. you wouldnt do that to me, though, would you? would you? would you? would y

yeah dude.... im going all out tonight.. im taking antacids. i let it dissolve on my tongue and everything. cant wait for it to kick in haha, tonights gonna be craaazy

Just earlier, I overheard a group ruthlessly cockshaming Blathers (of Animal Crossing fame). But you know who stood up for him when nobody else would? That's right. It was me. I thought it was unfair, so I stood up. Folks, I am happy to announce that I will be running for President starting today

The world is not yet ready for the artistry of YouTube creator Rentenpilz, but one day, it will be. If you aren't reading this as an omen, then you should

Dr. Frasier Crane if he was a gamer: Good afternoon, Seattle. This is Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm gameing

Only REAL riichi-heads will get this joke!: where the FUCK is the third one 🀄🀄

someone should put Putt-Putt into beamng and then make a multi-million viewcount crash compilation. also, if you do that, you legally have to give me half of the revenue

a version of that dominoes meme that starts with "lead starts getting used in paint and gasoline" and ends with whatever the fuck happens in the next ~4 years

Yes! We did it, Reddit! The government is now on its way to becoming more Internet! The DoGE will make things epic, and that's on top of referencing a classic meme! I'm not crying, you are! Press F to pay respects to Doge. It won't be my proudest updoot, but I'm going to updoot sooo hard tonight!

this may be seen as controversial, but whether or not it is stupid to make fun of a jill stein voter actually depends on whether your reason is: - stupid (she changed the results! spoiler candidate!!); or - good (stein + her vp are pieces of shit)

folks, it's a national holiday today. take it easy out there !

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