Time to float. #COYS

With the conflation yesterday of Valentine’s Day/Spurs discourse, I thought of a business idea: a dating app for Spurs fans called ‘Find Heart Lane.’ * Don’t fancy someone? Swipe left and Gareth “Bale on the person” * Fancy someone? Swipe right for Lucas “Moura conversation please” Invest NOW 💰

Thomas Frank is the Dane that Vinai wanted. Olivia Holdt is the Dane we need. #COYS

❔How did you end up as a Spurs supporter? For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies. What’s your story? #COYS

You can’t spell RID OUT ORG without I-G-O-R T-U-D-O-R. Is he the one to fulfill the prophecy of ENIC, Vinai, and Lange departing? #COYS

“I think it was a good sandwich. The top piece of bread: good. The bottom piece of bread: good. That part in the middle that is an old sock: maybe not the filling we would have hoped for.” - Thomas Frank if he were a manager at Subway

He’s building something special in N17. #COYS #SpursWomen

We don’t have to look far to see a situation where the RIGHT manager can quickly make a positive impact with a team that was most recently underperforming. Martin Ho has quickly transformed Spurs Women into a contender with an exciting brand of football.

My latest fear is that I’ll be asked to run Venezuela or Manchester United on an interim basis.

Calm…Storm. We’ll take that point at home. Next up is *checks schedule*…the only thing I disagree with Zohran Mamdani about…that team from Woolwich. #coys

This sudden spike in my daily screen time on Wednesday is what’s known in scientific circles as ‘The van de Ven Phenomenon.’ It’s when one rewatches over and over the clip of Micky van de Ven’s goal from Tuesday night. #COYS

A nice night in N17.

The Johnson red card was a set piece that Frank and staff have been working on for weeks in training. #COYS

I’m at the US Men’s National Team match against South Korea featuring Son & Pochettino. Sonny just struck this in front of me and I’m immediately back in 2018 😍

In a key bit of #DeadlineDay irony, Manor Solomon would prefer to not be displaced from his current home at Tottenham Hotspur.

I need an Aaron Sorkin series called ‘The Window’ focusing on the workings of a football club’s front office during a transfer window.

Brain response to floating alone in the isolated depths of the ocean at night wondering if sharks are near vs Brain response to waiting on updates on Xavi Simons to Spurs

Thinking back to when Gareth Bale switched from LB to LW under Redknapp (and the rest was history), which current Spurs player would have the most successful career if they were to switch to a different position?

The entire world is Pape Matar Sarr’s heat map and we’re just living in it. 🏃🏾🔥 #COYS

1. Exploring 2. Enquiring 3. Talking 4. Meeting 5. Negotiating 6. Edging close 7. Advancing #THFC #COYS #Eze #PremierLeague

🎶…you’ll never sing that…🎶

In the midst of all of the transfer window/pre-season noise, it’s been fun watching Richarlison be a new dad. 🐦👨‍🍼

Damn. He crashed another trophy lift. #COYS #PremierLeague #THFC

It’s MR. Marinakis and don’t you forget it. (Video recorded on my own free will). #THFC #COYS #PremierLeague #MorganGibbsWhite

As a goodwill gesture, I updated AFTV’s Gyökeres announcement video to better reflect the true heart of the club they support. This piece is entitled: Don’t Say Anything

Random mother of 3 has followed many London businesses on Instagram and is now linked with Tottenham as a midfield option for Frank’s squad. In a statement she said, “I’m not looking for a contract — just looking for 5 minutes of peace and quiet.” #coys #thfc #PremierLeague

I prefer Dejan Kulu-Sevski.

Morgan Gibbs-Light

Remembering the stealth nature of the Odobert signing last year gives me hope that, even in the silence, Lange is still Lange-ing in the shadows.

Imagine Gibbs-White

I rewatched the Reading match and one of the things that excited me the most was the potential for Archie Gray in this system. It makes sense why Frank wanted Gray at Brentford. Not only how Frank utilized Bentancur and Sarr in midfield but also how he used Porro at RB.

🎶 We don’t need a six, We’ve got a Vuskovic 🎶

Alfie Gibbs-Devine.

Blonde Pedro Porro in the black away kit is quickly one of my favorite things of 2025.

Currently stuck in a relationship where you feel your release clause isn’t being honored? It’s not selfish to do what’s Morgan Gibbs-Right for YOU. Your heart is worth than £60mill. Note: I did not receive the approx. price of your heart via improper channels #COYS #THFC

“Our fourth official for today’s Club World Cup Final is wrestling legend, Hulk Hogan. On VAR is US poet laureate Kid Rock being assisted by the MyPillow guy. We must disclose that the MyPillow guy has doubts about the technology being used for VAR and has multiple lawsuits pending.”

It’s been a productive week: * Finalized a strategic forecast proposal at work * Planned an upcoming holiday * Wasn’t sued by Marinakis and Nottingham Forest #COYS

To dare is Kudus.

@bf-rochester.bsky.social I’m watching your Loons in NYC tonight.

After another Pochettino loss with the US Men’s National team, I’d like to throw out the idea of replacing him with Ange through the World Cup 🇺🇸⚽️ Give me that, Universe. Thanks.

I found this when looking through my photos today. I can’t remember when/why I made this but it’s too soon.

Days to select the current pope: 2 Days to let the world know if Ange is in or out: 9

Zero pics of Emerson Royal in the new kit. How much should I read into that? 💔 #COYS

Hi Tottenham Hotspur, It’s me, James. When we said we desperately needed a CB, we didn’t mean Chris Brown. His inability to play a high line is the LEAST of our concerns. Have you considered an Alfie Whiteman DJ set instead? #COYS

Next Steps for Spurs Supporters 1️⃣ If Ange is fired, take 48 hours to be upset, then move forward and get behind the squad 2️⃣ The new manager is not why Ange was fired so don’t blame them or write them off. Give them support from day one and time to prove themselves #COYS

Spurs are now in that slow motion period where Levy has reviewed VAR and is walking back onto the pitch to let us know his decision. #COYS

Ange’s Version 🏆 #COYS

I’ve seen many supporters upset with our 25/26 home kit. We had to choose function over fashion. The blue straps provide the needed upper body protection to adequately support the lifting of multiple trophies. #COYS

DANIEL LEVY, I’M TIRED OF THE DELAYS AND INDECISION. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I’m not talking about Ange and transfers. I need these track suits on the team store now! #COYS #THFC

BREAKING: massive trophy storm hitting London. If you’re in the path of the storm, quickly head to a pub, drink, and sing loudly. Those in N7 near Emirates Stadium appear to be safe and do not need to take cover from this storm. 🏆🏆🏆 #COYS #ChelseaFC #CrystalPalace