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Holy fuckballs a Friermuth sighting (I’m drinking now)

2025 Mantis to 2024 Mantis: in December 2025 Aaron Rodgers is going to throw a TD to the recently elevated from the practice squad, mid season signing MVS. 2024 Mantis:

How about a play action boot? I dunno it’s worked forever but I’m not the offensive mind of Smith

The same f’n play?

Throw the fucking ball Aaron

This is going to be a 6-3 game and I’m going to be the idiot that watched it all

I took the dog out for a walk at intermission when it was 3-0. I get back, 13 mins left and they’re down 4-3

I took the dog out for a walk at intermission when it was 3-0. I get back, 13 mins left and they’re down 4-3

This fucking team

Holy fuck

Man what a snipe

Hey guys, hockey trades are crazy with the whole Jarry thing. I’ve been drinking for the last 3 hours nothing has happened right?

With the Jarry trade and Watt injury it’s the perfect day of distraction for the Pirates to dump Keller for magic beans and slash payroll

and Dumba on waivers?

The Penguins now have over $50M in cap space this summer

There are actually Pens fans that don’t like this trade and are upset…

Imagine what that 2029 2nd could look like if McDavid and/or Draisaitl aren't there anymore

holy shit Jarry is going to Edmonton

Are you fucking kidding me???

Rodgers has more situational awareness than the entire Steelers coaching staff combined

You could see the ayahuasca kick in

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What.the.fuck.are.you.doing

How the fuck do you manage to get a taunting penalty after you give up a TD? Cam is drunk

Yeah this shit is over

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Well that should about do it

Since it’s NHL network and they’re run by assholes, I have to find an online stream for the game. It’s a mind trip to hear Mearsy on the call for the other team

Between the current bullshit going on and the 4 Nations team going full MAGA chud, I’ll probably be rooting for Crosby to stack another gold metal

Jesus that’s got to be like trying to tackle a fucking pickup truck

This defense is absolute dogshit

This Pens/Preds broadcast is absolute dogshit

What the fuck was that throw?

I’m already over the Hayes experience in 2025

Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.

Un-fucking-canny

Brunicke is going to make mistakes, but I’m completely over the Clifton experience

Hey it’s last year again

Man F these Gordie Howe stats. He was playing against dudes that were smoking in the locker room and were plumbers in the offseason

Man, favorably quoting Mario Cuomo and calling him a great New Yorker after you just kicked the shit out of his asshole, predator son that turned to Islamophobia as a campaign tool against you…fucking savage

Kinda bummed Dick Cheney isn’t here to see this

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

I’m half shitfaced at 3 in the afternoon, thanks Steelers

Man fuck this team

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Indy is gonna hang 50 on em today

Jonu Smith sucks shit

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