The AI slop factories are in overdrive this April Fools Day.

As on the ball as a dead seal is our Regina.

Well done Czechia and their manager. Yiz haven’t a chance against Denmark. #czeire #spéirgorm

These Czechia lads love an oul moan. Yeah our penalty was soft but they’ve not shut the fuck up since kick off. Flashing imaginary yellows for their penalty as well. I hope we sicken them. #czeire #spéirgorm

My wife was listening to a podcast in bed where an interviewee described a vapourware AI company as being like “Fyre Festival run by Jar Jar Binks” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Great. Now we can expect the heat death of the universe.

A nominative determinism says what?

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

I don’t watch a lot of videos of this guy (self respect) but I watched this for some reason & W O W

GO ON YA GOOD THING!

Yesterday my coffee maker died. Today my sense of humour has taken a nap over the whole affair. Especially after having to clean up a jobbie (doggie, not human nor other species, to the best of my knowledge) for the 2nd morning in a row. The boys are protesting about something and I don’t know what

It’s impossible to pick just one

I’ve locked on to the terrible foley work in the latter seasons of the X-Files original run during my current re-watch and it’s ruining the show for me. That, and how fucking BORING it got.

I’ve been a rugby fan most of my life and these days I get more enjoyment from seeing England lose than I do from Ireland winning (because sex pests).

Didn’t think it was possible to carve an arse groove into a fence but McEntee has proven it very much is. Someone tell me what her purpose is?

Is he talking about himself?

Yup. Driving through Drogheda this afternoon and it wasn’t snowing, but there were definite chunks in the rain.

I’m a huge fan of Scrubs since it was originally on. I was a bit dubious at hearing the news it was getting a reboot. These things never manage to capture the lightning in a bottle of the original.

Saw this on Sky Go this evening (the YouTube video is not available in Ireland) - definitely worth a watch, if not just for the interview footage with Musk…

The boys got to sniff about at Gyles Quay, Co. Louth over the weekend in their first seaside jaunt of the year. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #dogsofireland #foxhounds #spéirgorm

If anyone reading #spéirgorm is in need of a laugh, the instagram page for Cavan’s local newspaper, the @anglocelt.bsky.social, deserves a look. Strong da energy. Photos posted without context. When there are captions, they’re often cryptic, only hinting at what they mean.

I’m with the author. RIP Pandora, my old Volvo V70, which wasn’t “low miles” when I finished with it

Sure Boneo’s well known for having his finger on the pulse, man of the people that he is.

Bye now.

Scrolling through BlueSky over the last 18 hours or so and I must’ve seen this photo appear in my feed over a hundred times, often in consecutive posts. And that’s okay. Carry on.

The TNG episode ‘Up the Long Ladder’ - haven’t watched it in a while. Forgot how shite it was. Ay da dee da dye da dum be gosh and begorrah. Colm Meaney should have exercised a veto.

And my birthday

Happy birthday to me! As a gift, my body has given me repeated sleep apnoeas!

What the fuck would Uriah Heap know? Maybe ask the fans what they think instead, yeah? Christ. Former Ireland manager Brian Kerr makes more sense on this topic than our alleged politicians. As far as this is concerned we should just grow a backbone and fuck the consequences.

Worf and Chewie provide their own #Valentines poem. Late, of course, due to the lack of opposable thumbs (and they forgot). #spéirgorm #foxhound #dogsofbluesky #dogs

You’ve got a secret admirer (if you smell like cheese). #spéirgorm #dogsofbluesky #foxhound #valentine

Oh. I’m genuinely looking forward to him going method on that gig.

How is Mr. Burns here not just a pile of goo splodged on the floor for the lack of having a spine? Sneery, kowtowing little sycophantic swine.

I’m sure RTÉ meant “scapegoat”, right? Mind you, coming from the DoT isn’t the shining light of hope it sounds like. *gestures toward every road and public transport infrastructure in the country*

Very weird. I have two problems with the new Muppet show. 1) the voices. I may get used to them because the spirit is behind them, but they don’t sound anything like what I know 2) what was it? A one-off? A pilot? I enjoyed it and want more, but don’t know if we’ll get it.

Dry socket infection. If someone were to behead me right now, I’d thank them.

Are people watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? I hope so. It’s not very like Game of Thrones or House of the Dragon. It’s a much more sedate pace. There are genuine laugh out loud moments too.

Islington today outside waterstones. I hope the rain didn't wash it all away.

Does the author of this fess not understand that Northern Ireland is not contiguous with the island of Great Britain?

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Happy St. Brigid’s Day to all. I reckon this is now my favourite holiday in Ireland. And with it being the traditional first day of spring, I hope everyone gets the new beginnings they need and deserve

It’s Sunday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love

They can all stay in their respective destinations, the sell-out cunts.

❤️

Very sad. Such a funny woman.

This is class.

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

Would it be rude for someone to leave a bottle of 3-in-1 on a neighbour’s porch with a note asking them to use it on the hinges of every internal door in their house? Asking for myself.

Both of them should be put in one of those Tesla Roadsters that never materialised and shot into the fucking sun.

Nah. Had to give up on episode 3 of Starfleet Academy just when the opening credits were starting. I’m done. It’s just too awful. #startrek