Nashville, i'm very disappointed in you. Won't be able to come at the end of the month without some real requests 😞

I take the robe life very seriously

Back to the dark side 💇🏻‍♀️

You sure know how to make a gal feel special ❤️

Bad day to be a hotdog 🌭

Showing up to the function empty handed? Not in my world. Not in the world I’m living in.

Added June, July & August travel for friends that would like to catch up and new friends who’d like to share a meal 😌 I’ll be giving myself a generous raise in the very near future so I’d plan ahead 🫶

“Your photos don’t do you justice at all.” And they never will, no amount of digital consumption of my image will replace the real thing.

Just showing off how double jointed my elbows are ✨

Proof of life ❤️ (sorry guys, I really hate social media more than ever and trying to remember to post on more than one is just not on the top of my to do list! Sending love! You know where to find me- in real life 🤪 )

This flopped on twitter, Bluesky don’t let me down 😭

In the last 24 hours: Filed my taxes (cried a little) Babysitting my moms dog while she is away and my dog bit her (cried a LOT) Half of my NYC trip cancelled on me (no crying but definitely doesn’t feel great!) Conclusion: could use a sweet treat & a kiss on the forehead (and a million dollars)

You guys, I simply cannot read one more chat gpt ass comment. I really can’t. It’s driving me nuts 😭😭😭😭

I’m in love I’m alive Let’s forget who we are for one night

The highlight of my PNW trip was hiking Mount Rainier. Absolutely incredible and well worth the effort 😌

As a matter of privacy, I don’t offer references to people I don’t know personally. I will make an exception of course in extreme cases. However, the fact that people would put you down as a reference without asking first and offering a gift for doing so is WILD to me 😂😂😂😂

Waking up next to you >

Idk guys, chasing waterfalls seems pretty cool

He said ask, and you shall receive (a tasting menu)

Bluesky, we need drafts for posts! I need to catalog my unhinged posts and save them for a rainy day!

Have you ever been touched by an angel?

I love getting dolled up for you 💕

Would you say I’m perfectly proportioned?

Sorry to be full of whimsy on the TL but I spent the night shamelessly flirting over a delicious meal, taking a long stroll, and making out with a great kisser. I must report that life is indeed worth living. Do with this information what you will.

Sending a smile your way today 🥰

I think about the risk of being online a lot- the rise of AI, surveillance tech, criminality of almost everything at this point. There’s going to come a time when having social media is just not worth it. And with how bad reach/engagement are on here lately, it feels like soon 🤷‍♀️

Give me a hell yeah 😎

Unfortunately this trip has to be rescheduled for April, but a good reminder not to wait til the last minute to reach out when someone is touring your city, you might miss them altogether if you do 😓

It’s a Faces kinda morning 🎶

Happy Valentine’s Day from your favorite yacht girl ❤️

Don’t leave me lonely ❤️

Just dropping by to brighten your day ❤️

There’s room for one more ❤️

Always hiding something special under my turtleneck and dress pants

Good morning 🌞

Thinking about adding a trip to LA/SF into my PNW trip next month. Open to thoughtful dinner plans and engagements- send me a love note to coordinate 💌

Throwing it back to last February, my very first shoot with @atglamourlondon.co.uk

During Black History Month (and every month after) you simply must be booking this hottie. That’s the rules 🤷‍♀️😍

NYC, the clock is ticking! I have very little time left for you this month (feb16-18th)❤️💌

If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll wait your whole life

Date night with you ❤️

Chicago was good to me, as usual. Back in the Sunshine state where it’s a whole 10 degrees warmer today 😂❄️

Peek-and dare I say-a boo (write a normal caption challenge failed once again)

Quote with your profile picture ☺️

I made a post on X that said “dick from a man who knows not to clap between movements >” and the comments have led me to believe that everyone thought it was about clapping between sex positions and not orchestral movements. So there’s that.

Imagine hating me and I’m just softly crying on the red velvet cookie I had in my purse while the Orlando Philharmonic plays Debussy’s La Mer 🌊

Good morning, Bluesky 🦋

There’s room for one more 💕 Available with the lovely @isabellabloom.bsky.social in Chicago 1/28-1/30

Putting on my big girl pants and doing something I’ve been putting off for months (cancelling two of the four gym memberships I pay monthly for)

In search of boyfriends in Chicago and NYC that enjoy eating as much as I do😉 CHI 1/28-1/30 ❄️ NYC 2/11-2/13