If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll wait your whole life

Date night with you ❤️

Chicago was good to me, as usual. Back in the Sunshine state where it’s a whole 10 degrees warmer today 😂❄️

Peek-and dare I say-a boo (write a normal caption challenge failed once again)

Quote with your profile picture ☺️

I made a post on X that said “dick from a man who knows not to clap between movements >” and the comments have led me to believe that everyone thought it was about clapping between sex positions and not orchestral movements. So there’s that.

Imagine hating me and I’m just softly crying on the red velvet cookie I had in my purse while the Orlando Philharmonic plays Debussy’s La Mer 🌊

Good morning, Bluesky 🦋

There’s room for one more 💕 Available with the lovely @isabellabloom.bsky.social in Chicago 1/28-1/30

Putting on my big girl pants and doing something I’ve been putting off for months (cancelling two of the four gym memberships I pay monthly for)

In search of boyfriends in Chicago and NYC that enjoy eating as much as I do😉 CHI 1/28-1/30 ❄️ NYC 2/11-2/13

People always go on about height, eye colour, etc. as measures of attractiveness and it’s like who gives a fuck. Give me dexterous hands and a sharp mind.

When reaching out to spend time with me you can assume my life is filled with work dates for months or that I have a busy life outside of work. Whichever seems more appealing :) Either way, please prebook if you'd like to spend time with me. <3

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you’ve been to: 1. Dead & Company 2. Leftöver Crack 3. Fred Again 4. Erykah Badu 5. Kacey Musgraves

Got a fresh chop ✂️

Sometimes all you need is a late night slice and a crisp Diet Coke with a person who loves yapping as much as you do ❤️

Joined a sewing club and made a ridiculously large scrunchie. Feeling very accomplished.

It’s called balance, baby 😎

Offcially made an continuation starter pack for BlueSky Baddies 💙🦋! Repost/Share to spread the word 🫶🏻 go.bsky.app/Cc18kq8

I love lovers that know the way to my heart is through my belly ❤️

I am once again asking you to comment your favorite art/music/meme/food accounts on here so I can follow them pls

Afternoon delight loading…

Where you’ll find me: Chicago, IL ✨1/28-1/30 New York, NY ✨ 2/11-2/13 Portland, OR ✨ 3/8-3/14 Seattle, WA ✨ 3/15-3/21 Portland, OR ✨ 3/22-3/28 ❤️All other dates FL and FMTY. Prebooking is required❤️

Did I put a bunch of photos of me in a Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt on my website? Yes, yes I did 😎

What’s a record you absolutely cannot stop listening to lately? I’ve been playing the new Geese album non-stop.

Let me warm up your winter ☀️

You know the feeling… when you meet someone who makes your heart skip a beat, and suddenly you can’t stop smiling, while your brain starts imagining intoxicating nights of flirting by the Mediterranean sea and cosy Sunday afternoons cuddling and watching Netflix in bed? 🫣🫣🫣

Seems like this place is starting to pick up! If you’re seeing this, say hi 👋

The amount of time wasting I have experienced in the last week has me needing a spa day 🤦‍♀️

Watching people on twitter twist themselves into mental pretzels to call an innocent woman who got shot in the FACE a domestic terrorist and not being able to comment bc I’ll get myself banned

"Ohio" (1971) - written by Neil Young in reaction to the Kent State shootings of May 4, 1970. Performed by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. 🗃️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_9...

If you like your girls more silly than serious, hit my line ❤️💌

Lately 💭💕

Spending my last day of 2025 sweating, of course 🤪

The beach 🤝 gas station junk food 🤝 phone on DND

What not posting on social media for a few days feels like:

Ready to unwrap your present? (It’s me, I’m the present)

Love when I mention a new favorite Orlando restaurant in passing and you take me on a date there that same week ❤️

I’ve been cleared to exercise again for three full days and I’ve spent 5 hours at the Pilates studio already 😂

Should we start a mirror selfie wrapped over here? I think yes

Let’s get undressed, shall we?

What’s your all time favorite #jazz #record? This is mine! Also interested in anything you’ve been playing a lot lately! 😎

Not Rob Reiner!!!!! Who wants to watch When Harry Met Sally with me for the billionth time? 😭

It’s a Carole King kinda evening ✨

Can I be your sunshine on a cloudy day?

Bone Marrow toast, Arctic Char Amandine, Oxtail lasagna, oh my! ❤️ Another date night with a sweetie who loves to eat as much as I do 😌

Pls comment your favorite art accounts! That’s the thing I am having the hardest time finding on here and it’s making me sad :(

If anyone needs me I’ll be the girl crying at the estate sale (again)

Is this thing on? 🎤🎤🎤

Upcoming Travel ✈️ January 24-25 | Los Angeles, CA January 25-28 | San Francisco, CA ​March 7-14 / 22-28| Portland, OR March 15-21 | Seattle, WA