is it now socially responsible to go around with sticky tape and block-out all the ring cameras in our neighbourhoods?

yes it's a crime but have the authorities considered that it's extremely cool to have successfully pulled off a jewel heist from a famous museum in broad daylight

if i had known i was going to be up until 1am i would have lit a candle. not in mourning or anything, just because it's time for my apartment to smell like autumn

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

desperately trying to remember who told me kale could be added to a smoothie because I only now realize they are my sworn enemy and architect of all misery

it's cold enough now i am finally nestling in for the winter. there's a hint of a chill in the air. blankets are spawning on all furniture. soup

important: just went from cozy couch to hot shower to warm bed. all before 9pm. luxurious

waiting 40 minutes for a subway while at the furthest, darkest, spookiest reaches of the TTC line is another of gods little tests for me. if I pass all of them I think I get immortality or Rapture 2, which I've been told happens after the first one

fucked up how getting out and meeting cool people makes you feel good

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

home early for the weekend, irreplaceable core memory forming as my parents debate the merits of each type of apple in a very serious best apple contest

love unsubscribing from emails. i rebuke thee: fuck off

spring cleaning vibes in the autumn, temperature went below 10⁰ once briefly and I'm already nesting in for the winter

trying to suss out the root cause of my anxiety by eating vegetables, drinking water, having a shower, cleaning my apartment, and taking a nap only to consider that I might actually be genuinely anxious this time

pulling an all-nighter in your 30s is much better than in university. not just because they paid me to do it, but now I have an expansive list of almost incoherent google search tabs open that I can try to archaeologically exhume and analyze

i got good and locked tf in but now I'm experiencing The Consequences (high risk of foster fail)

it is reassuring to know you can always intersect two lines by tipping them towards each other. you can also tip them away from each other, but then you will have to go back the way you came to see it work out properly. still there, though.

my current daily routine of being up before sunrise has me begrudgingly looking forward to daylight savings

Game over. Continue? Most complicated cloak-and-dagger project so far; a custom-built retro 90's fully functioning arcade cabinet with [list of games we're legally allowed to install on a cabinet] set up and ready to rumble.

rosebush productions

several schemes coming to fruition in the fortnight spanning ahead and behind me; deeply satisfying not only to tie up loose ends & bring joy to the lives of my friends, but also to get these various objects out of my apartment ♡

I know my entire life would be easier if I just set up my printer, but I've lived here for a year now and I'm just not sure if I'll be able to muster the gumption to solve this tangled mess of wires

I've officially paid off $10,000 of my student loan! 🎉

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Welcome to the Bewilderness! DASH-12 was a riotous success. 100% turnout rate in Toronto, and The Rambunctious Raccoons hold the #1 spot GLOBALLY! I couldn't be more pleased or more proud.

starting to feel like my colleagues don't have complete faith in my reviews

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

playtesting is so important and so valuable and also somehow more exhausting than any other one thing I've done this week

brands are so self-obsessed but as the below average consumer if I was handed an "is this brand still up and running" yes/no Scantron, no chance I'd get more than 50% correct. like do we still have Sears? did you know we have Taco Bell?

Did you know that the longer a puzzle hunt is, the more time you get to spend doing it and having fun? You're welcome!

what's nice about being on the casual solve team for a puzzlehunt is that the first few days are like reading a nice story about my friends being lost in a labyrinth. until the minotaur.

several of my problems are solved with painkillers. if only i could remember this

to create is to learn, to try is to live

realizing that morning comfy is so peak bc you're totally relaxed, so trying to achieve morning comfy in the evening by completely relaxing via deep breathing and meditation grounding but i keep falling asle

i thought i had nothing to do today but it turns out warranty repairs and laundry and vacuuming and writing and invoicing and research actually takes 15-30 minutes each and adds up to an entire days worth of little tasks

eating all the weird odds and ends in my fridge before a trip is an impossible exercise in using as few dishes as possible

a girl said she's falling in love with me and google suggested I reply "I'm so sorry"

a little embarrassing how often i click on a workshop or event that looks cool and see that it's meant for children aged 6-14.......

ohh, like blue PRINTS

if you need to install a massive yellow [PEDESTRIANS OBEY YOUR SIGNAL] sign, the fault is not on me. You know the light timing is designed badly and invites jaywalking. One person is an outlier, many people are a larger pattern.

coming home to clean sheets and freshly made bed: unparalleled.

my reimmersion in X-files has me so turned on by those dense, thick woven fabrics and heavy jackets. when was the last time my clothes had an inner lining. or weight

trying my luck again with impassable ice storms hot sister, prohibitive heat wave 🥵

an iced mocha cannot just be an iced latte with chocolate syrup drizzled into it. there is more to the art of a mocha than this.

love to be Up To Something. my natural state is Scheming. i won't leave the house for less than Tomfoolery or a Convoluted Plot. i'm rubbing my hands together as we speak.

I'm not a competitive person but Smash Bros lets me pull lightning from the sky and that's a hard power to use responsibly. or in my case, well.

almost time to donate blood again. 30 by 2026 is within my reach, if I'm a very good girl about my iron intake

thank you couscous for being the perfect vessel in enabling me to dice up every veggie at once and eat them before they go bad