imagining the ICE detention set "Hogan's Heroes" style sitcom my grandkids are gonna watch. The fat, bumbling, secretly-sweet Schultz-character is some mouth breather named Jaden will be a fan favorite, endlessly quoted into the future.

GOAT of honesty.

Manslaughterer has thoughts on various... things?

Away we go, with one of his best.

John "Jack" Donaghy's story is the most accurate portrayal of being American Irish Catholic I've ever seen. It is all so relatable and true to how we were brought up. And Colleen Donaghy is all of our mothers.

What in the hell is happening hair?

- Create a limit on how much property each human and corporation can own. - Subsequently, seize all vacation homes and beachfront properties and make them communal time shares, available to the entire population. - Restore a flat, national progressive tax code that punishes greediness.

Terrific brain on this one, save for the stroke. Miss his weekly screeds.

Costner nominated over Liotta. Goddamnit.

Better than Titanic, by a Canadian country mile. Bill Paxton with an All-timer supporting part.

Our lives are just a big game of Fuck Around to these insatiable greed-heads. We can't keep counting on Ralph Nader, folks. We need a stronger solution to wannabe Emperors. Go back to taxing everything over a million at 90%. Try it for 50 years. Compare and contrast.

Another great Art Linson Production. Brian DePalma's masterful throwback, THE UNTOUCHABLES.

One of the greatest sins in Academy history. What a fucking farce. Cruise: "Martin Scorsese for Good Fellows."

The JOBS REPORT has a fundamental flaw. While it tracks wage growth (which is nonexistent in America now), it doesn't track which - if any - of the jobs meet standards of a LIVING WAGE. I suspect most of these jobs are at LITERAL poverty rates - anything below a living wage is poverty.

This is one of the cooler videos I've seen in a minute.

Has the Academy ever considered something like a "Retrospective Achievement in Film" Oscar for movies they totally failed to acknowledge at the time but have gone on to become obvious high watermarks? Sort of like a Hall of Fame ballot. Ten candidates a year. Could be fun.

This is the only reason businesses should start. Just folks spreading vibes.

"history"

Spot on. No notes.

PEAK

Safe to say World War III has begun in earnest. What a trip to be living in Nazi Occupied America.

Class warfare is the only way out. We need to absolutely clip the wings of all rich individuals and corporations. Tax and seize that wealth right back for the People who did the work to build the goddamn wealth in the first place. Sick of it. These swine contribute nothing and take everything.

I remember this!

How we comin' on those guillotines, gang?

"You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin' me everything."

"A former assassin comes out of retirement to avenge the brutal murder of his friend at the hands of a sadistic torturer employed by an oppressive foreign dictatorship."

Wonder if they'll even bother with elections. What other debased shit will these swine pull? Utterly valueless, venal and self-dealing. Hang them all.

All-timer trailer.

Dustin Hoffman and Harry Dean Stanton in, Straight Time (1978).

Essential viewing, if you're a movie loving human.

Go choke on a dog turd you fat idiot

Bin Laden won. America is a smoldering wreck. That event broke the old version of the country forever. As Hunter S. Thompson accurately observed.

"Augustus..."

Will no one stop these nihilistic, White Nationalist jackals?

It's my fault you got swindled by prescientific supernaturalism?

Such a long fall from the days of, say, C. EVERETT COOP.