My coworker told me I have a nice round head from the side. Some of the compliments I get are interesting 😅

I got my second IV by myself 🥳

When your confused patient tells you that you have a lovely face but then gets feisty with you later 😂

My boyfriend thinks it is funny to give me enough money on a starbucks gift card for a large lavender matcha drink with one cent off 😒 anyway he made up for it by zelle the one cent to me

I never thought I would catch a patient on a porn site while he was on speaker phone with his wife 🤦‍♀️

First time at pax. I got to meet @johnwolfeyt.bsky.social with my sister!

Y'all in the ER need to wait until our nurses get their bedside shift report 😒 calling every 20 mins trying to give away your patient isn't gonna make it faster. You guys can chill when you have less patients than us on the floor

Why is there so much emotional trauma in the pitt 😭

Clearly a sig of ativan every hour is excessive for one patient 😐

I don't know why my nursing job is removing QOL buttons that makes our jobs easier. We already do too much 🫠

*1 unit of blood transfused, lab drew their blood, lab results came back* R: their hemoglobin stayed the same C: huh where did the blood go?? It should have went up 😂

I swear Black Myth: Wukong loves giving achievements for every little thing. I'm enjoying it so far though!

I've never seen a full bodied tattoo grown man cry over his knee pain until now 🫠

I forget that I have to explain to most normal people what NPO is 😅

When you gotta explain to the doctor that you can't inject 75mg from a 80mg prefilled syringe 🤦‍♀️

My loans are paid off 🥳

I also put in an IV all by myself on Friday 🥹 I thought I needed a vein finder but I did it without it

I've been super selfish with my time since I've been a nurse 😪

I'm not surprised with the games I played the most this year 😂

I swear at work they sometimes spell my name right on the assignment sheet 😂

I get offended when doctors have me do glucose checks on a patient but there is no coverage for it unless they are on steroids, tpn, or clinimix then I can understand.

I had my first AMA patient 🫠 I see why they are the golden ticket during your run of patients

Every time I get my check, I get sad at the amount of taxes they take from me 🥹

I survived my first 3 12s by myself 😭 I definitely learned on areas I need to work on

I'm getting close on doing my first shift all by myself. Frankly I'm terrified 🥲

The countdown is on! Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong! Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c

Hired new part time. Pharm tech in training and her first job. Her availability is limited. This is gonna be a disaster once I leave 🤦‍♀️ girl only knows how to fill 🫠

A resident doctor didn't know atorvastatin came in 40mg. My patient has been taking 4 10mgs to equal that 40mg... 😐

There is an overwhelming amount of things to do in Japan 🥺 at this point I'm just winging most of the days I'm out there 😅

Americans saying they'll learn Mandarin for RedNote when most of us can't use the metric system or name the 7 continents or even find China on a map

Aye I play pokemon tcg 😊 9950907834041094