Is it really “be fucking stupid at work” week?/month?/year?? Seems everyone I work with lately is observing this

Why do all these skinny kids with penis hair think they know everything in the gym yet just swing around weights with no form and just grunt?!

And the pool is back open again with fresh water

Mortgage pre-qualification application in. Eek! Probably about 6 months out from buying but let’s even see if we can

Ugh, here goes another week of work

Time for that morning swim

After looking a couple of tattoo artists on Instagram every sponsored ad now is another tattoo artist. Anyone want to send me money so I can get more?

I love my current morning routine, when I can do it. Wake up, power up work computer, make coffee, sit outside in the garden with the dog and just use my phone to respond to slacks/emails until I have to go back inside to do actual work

Bruno and I both giving the humps on hump day

Tough gym day after feeling meh last couple of days

FYI, I was named after Robert Redford. It was the compromise my dad made so I wasn’t a Trevor

Got the new Covid and flu shots yesterday. My arm hurts today and I’m feeling “meh” 😞. But at least I won’t get sick this winter

I have never seen The Usual Suspects, until tonight anyway

Back be backing

Thursday Murder Club, on a Saturday. Why not

Went and did a little bit of off-roading with my drone today. Was fun

Coffee time ☕️

Bruno still isn’t a fan of the pool and won’t come near it

Husband now gone for the next 6-7 days. Just me and the dog, home alone. First thing first: wash the bedding and mop the floor

Do you even lift bro?

Husband going on a week-long road trip starting Friday so I’m gonna have a week to myself! Peace and quiet and doing whatever I want 😊

It’s 80° and cloudy. It’s basically winter now 🥶

Don’t you just love being part of a team, where after a week off they leave you with 65+ unassigned tickets in my queue and only looked at about 5. Now my SLAs are fucked and I’m getting pinged for updates on those tickets as they “urgent”

Today’s gymming. Legs and back

Why on all tv shows and movies when someone arrives in London does the taxi takes them past Buckingham Palace and House of Parliament? These are not usual passing points from Heathrow to any suburban location

Making a beef Wellington for dinner. But while it’s resting…

Right before he escaped and ran down the street after the mailman came to the door

New favorite Thai restaurant found. Amazing taste and a duck curry with plenty of duck in it

During and after

Oh no, Instagram not flagging that immigrant post anymore. What is everyone going to complain about today???

Boys enjoying morning in the garden before it gets too hot to be outside

Loving that we met our neighbor yesterday, who lives in a 2-story and can technically see in our yard, and he said he’s usually always nude in his yard too so doesn’t care if we are! Most other neighbors are in a 1-story so can’t see over the wall ☺️

More lazy pool afternoons

Morning coffee on the lanai. And yes, it is technically a lanai

Picked the best time to move, just heard our old neighbor’s place (plot of 3 houses) has been bought by the local developer so that would have meant a whole bunch of more construction

Well, Bruno likes the Costco cookies and the bag they come in. Hopefully he doesn’t sick

More pool content

Been a bit quiet lately taking a break as moved to Vegas last week. Now this account will be filled with way more pool picture

I should have been a lawyer. The other day I disputed a hotel charge quoting FTC junk fee laws pointing out where they violated several times and just now sent a list of errors in a rental agreement to the agent. I love a good argument on a technicality

Been quiet recently but also finalizing a move to Las Vegas. Will be moving in around 3 weeks!

Got some new ink last week. Just took the cover off so can see it properly now

Do I know anyone on here who lives in Vegas? Have some questions for you

Puppy beach walks

Get me home to LA!

Yes!!! Done with seeing work people face to face for another year now

Obligatory hotel bathroom photo

2 full days in the office including 2 after work events done. Finally! Just another 5-6 hrs in office tomorrow before flying back home. Cannot wait. This is way too much people interaction for me

I LOVE Lyft drivers who don’t try to talk. This guy will get a rare 5 stars from me

Wel…

Delta: we’ll land 40 mins early but make you wait for a gate for 30 mins