O HAI 🫦 I promise I don't bite...often.

Why didn't anyone tell me Wheel of Time is THAT show?! Whew this 1st episode!

Dare I say it. I think Season 6 of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is so far in my top 5 season of housewives. I mean come on! That was pure entertainment!

Me ordering fast food right after I ate a precooked delivered meal from Factor:

Marvel Zombies was 10/10. ❤️

Nooooo! Not Diane Keaton! 💔

Me looking down on the people who need to wait one more week to see who got eliminated on Dragula:

Uhm why did they make this depiction of Ed Gein hot? Like???! #monsters

Not my fridge breaking a day before my birthday 😡😭

Instead of a government shutdown, I wish some of you would shut your legs to married men but here we are.

Just started Dr. Stone and so far I'm very invested.

I heard Tylenol makes you autisthicc.

I finally watched 28 Years Later and I really loved it. I feel gaslit by the internet screaming and shouting that it was horrible.

AJ Lee is back in the WWE. Nature is healing 😭

Just ordered new furniture for my new place. It's a start of a new chapter and I am both excited and terrified. I know I'm going to be just fine. ❤️

No one: My dog after doing something she's not supposed to:

Slaysian Royale did not disappoint. ❤️

Dave Franco was definitely a scream king in this movie. #together

This Waymo ride experience is wild. I hope this AI knows how to swerve. 😬

I felt like I'm being gaslit that Bosco's snatch game performance and runway was good. 😬

And if I said Cynthia Lee Fontaine did well in all 3 challenges and should have been in the top 2 every week, then what? #dragraceallstars10

Come on, New York! You claim to be progressive. Let's see it in action. We are watching. #zohranmamdani

That birthday parade could have been an email.

Mawma, how did that pair win?? #dragrace

Really? Now we're handcuffing Senators now and kicking them out of a press conference. Wild.

The way I would have gone outside. Idgaf! #sinners

Oh wow. Maybe Linda McMahon can now turn on both of them and hit them with a steel chair. #donaldtrump #elonmusk

96 loads?! That's a lot of laundry, diva.

You cannot convince me that Lydia's look was good. #dragrace

No one: Ellie to Joel when she turned 17:

There are way too many straight people at my work requesting time off in June for my liking. Denied.

Congratulations to me in advance. I don't know what's coming, but I know I'm winning.

Potato accidentally ate chocolate. We're at the animal urgent care 😭

I literally Door Dashed coffee to my house. That's the level of "I don't want to do anything today" I'm at.

Breaking News: Your syphilis is returning for Avengers: Doonsday. #avengersdoomsday

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

I feel like I just nailed this second interview. Manifesting I get this new job. 🙏🙏🙏

But did the winner of the lipsync really win though? 😬 #dragrace

Flow was so cute! ❤️❤️

Watching Vanderpump Rules for the 1st time and the way this friend group gaslit Stassi was insane!

Me @ my whole feed right now:

Me googling Tim Kruger at work cause I am a child of the Lord and have not seen his work:

I hate hate hate that Tom Sandoval is a WOULD for me.

🎀🎀🎀

No one: Mariah Paris Balenciaga writing "Condragulations Raja" when she got eliminated on Season 3:

I didn't have Cara Maria from the challenge being MAGA and transphobic on my 2025 bingo card. Oop. Mess.

Not a $9,000 fraudulent charge on my card! 😡😡😡

Me energy

When #untucked needed her most she vanished #dragrace