The problem with American politics is we treat it like American football. We have a team that we ride and die for no matter how shitty they are. This is how we got here because we would rather beat the other team than really hold the party we're voting for to have better policies.

It's crazy how there's literal footage of ICE murdering people from all types of angles in broad daylight and some people will still say "I think both parties are wrong". Like??

Me: I need to start saving money. Also me: I need to buy this dog ancestry kit just in case my pug is mixed with something else.

One thing you can count on in this world is that Rupaul will do a step touch to ANY song.

Colton is NOT the Dylan Efron of the season. Put some respect on Dylan. #thetraitors

I was about to watch One Battle After Another and saw the runtime at 2 Hours and 47 Minutes. I quickly pivoted cause why??

Anyone hating on Cynthia Erivo is always ugly. Like clockwork, it's the mustiest people who always have something negative to say about her.

Kenya Pleaser was my favorite this premier. #dragrace

My belt tie literally unraveled while I was talking to a customer. I feel like the universe just told me to stop eating cookies. 😭

I haven't caught up with WWE for months but y'all had Gunther retire Cena??? On a loss??! I'm so irritated.

O HAI 🫦 I promise I don't bite...often.

Why didn't anyone tell me Wheel of Time is THAT show?! Whew this 1st episode!

Dare I say it. I think Season 6 of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is so far in my top 5 season of housewives. I mean come on! That was pure entertainment!

Me ordering fast food right after I ate a precooked delivered meal from Factor:

Marvel Zombies was 10/10. ❤️

Nooooo! Not Diane Keaton! 💔

Me looking down on the people who need to wait one more week to see who got eliminated on Dragula:

Uhm why did they make this depiction of Ed Gein hot? Like???! #monsters

Not my fridge breaking a day before my birthday 😡😭

Instead of a government shutdown, I wish some of you would shut your legs to married men but here we are.

Just started Dr. Stone and so far I'm very invested.

I heard Tylenol makes you autisthicc.

I finally watched 28 Years Later and I really loved it. I feel gaslit by the internet screaming and shouting that it was horrible.

AJ Lee is back in the WWE. Nature is healing 😭

Just ordered new furniture for my new place. It's a start of a new chapter and I am both excited and terrified. I know I'm going to be just fine. ❤️

No one: My dog after doing something she's not supposed to:

Slaysian Royale did not disappoint. ❤️

Dave Franco was definitely a scream king in this movie. #together

This Waymo ride experience is wild. I hope this AI knows how to swerve. 😬

I felt like I'm being gaslit that Bosco's snatch game performance and runway was good. 😬

And if I said Cynthia Lee Fontaine did well in all 3 challenges and should have been in the top 2 every week, then what? #dragraceallstars10

Come on, New York! You claim to be progressive. Let's see it in action. We are watching. #zohranmamdani

That birthday parade could have been an email.

Mawma, how did that pair win?? #dragrace

Really? Now we're handcuffing Senators now and kicking them out of a press conference. Wild.

The way I would have gone outside. Idgaf! #sinners

Oh wow. Maybe Linda McMahon can now turn on both of them and hit them with a steel chair. #donaldtrump #elonmusk

96 loads?! That's a lot of laundry, diva.

You cannot convince me that Lydia's look was good. #dragrace

No one: Ellie to Joel when she turned 17:

There are way too many straight people at my work requesting time off in June for my liking. Denied.

Congratulations to me in advance. I don't know what's coming, but I know I'm winning.

Potato accidentally ate chocolate. We're at the animal urgent care 😭

I literally Door Dashed coffee to my house. That's the level of "I don't want to do anything today" I'm at.

Breaking News: Your syphilis is returning for Avengers: Doonsday. #avengersdoomsday

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

I feel like I just nailed this second interview. Manifesting I get this new job. 🙏🙏🙏

But did the winner of the lipsync really win though? 😬 #dragrace

Flow was so cute! ❤️❤️

Watching Vanderpump Rules for the 1st time and the way this friend group gaslit Stassi was insane!