Precisely

I might be waiting a while on that playa

It's science

You're a woman of culture

oh

Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:

You are totally welcome to ruin my life if you would like.

Why do I see so many butt cheeks when I look at #AddToBlackSky ?

I have no interest in chopping it up.......like in general.

Have any of you ever had the opportunity to meditate on the fact that Little Caesars has the best cheesy bread in the game?

Unlike 2009-12 Twitter me, I go to bed at a reasonable hour nowadays.

I got upset about that red velvet chicken all over again before bed.

Johnathan Majors and Megan Goode will be the first couple to jump a hog at their wedding

This might be the worst thing I've ever seen

I will be posting my greatest hits ladies and gentlemen.

If I were to describe to you the amount of hummus at Aldi, your reaction would not be "oh, that's reasonable"

Is this 2009 Twitter again?