Just a bit of a dance. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

Well damn, I'm sorry to have offended. o_O

Hopeless romantics. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

This round is on her. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

She heard “sweets” and absolutely understood the assignment. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

I would love to know what song is playing in his head. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

OC Boundaries! Fanart? I'd love to see it. Shipping? Depends on the character! Fanfiction? Ask me! Draw their OCs with yours? ALSO depends on the character! NSFW? DEFINITELY depends on the character! AI? And from the deepest pit of the seven hells, to the very pinnacle of the heavens-

Her jokes are even worse when she’s like this. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

No really, you can absolutely trust her! (You honestly can.) #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

To be so comfortable. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

At least it was a fun night, since it won't be a fun morning. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

Absolutely surrounded and having none of it. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

He's a little rough around the edges, but he's nothing if not sincere. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

Absolutely no one authorized him to look like that. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

Not the wisest idea to tempt the tall ones. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

You can totally trust her with that smirk, and that gun. Honest! #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

Poor guy just needs some downtime. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

My loving wife @elezenjoyer.bsky.social did one up for my colorblind ass. (I usually make my hair too red or my eyes too green or-)

As ya do.

Despite having a miqo'te holding the camera, elezen really are my forte. 🫠

He really is appreciable though. (If my trackpad ever stops randomly clicking things v_v)

It's always sunny somewhere, or so they tell me. #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

Caught in the act. 💋 #elezen | #elezenhours | #GPOSE

Finally combat omni again in #FFXIV but at what cost...

Don't forget: Gran'ma is grabbing Evrann, Langsley, (hopefully) Chris, and Lilly to finish up the Arcadion raids tonight! I hope to see you there! #FFXIV #GranmaGamer

yeah no its fine keep using it because it generates you clicks and gives you attention though. its fine. keep using the pedophile site to pay your bills. totally fine.

Bro

(person who likes writing characters w previous relationships to stand their current ones upon)

Sharing this to spread the message. Giggling about this, because Caine telling AI to go fuck itself out of existence is just so, SO meta.

tfw someone in your alliance raid asks your tank if they could please start tanking because the aggro is going around your party like a hot potato, and the tank leaves as soon as the current fight ends

HAPPY NEW Y-

happy new years eve everyone, let's go check on that ball drop. oh. oh dear god

#wolqotd How does my character fare against the Dohn Mheg tightrope? Langsley is terrified of heights, but is also a tank main, so is used to recklessly rushing into danger. He runs screaming expletives the whole way across but is having a panic attack while doing so.

Ruin two bands by combining them Nickelbackstreet Boys

So, I just saw a giant stuffed gator on my timeline. I didn't look at the repost. I didn't have to. I knew it was @dirtyelfb.bsky.social

Primal/Hyperion here, and my favorite thing is the local cryptids! The white elephant that stands guard outside the Ul'dah aether plaza, the Lalafell in our housing ward that will literally run laps around the main road for hours...and if you've ever seen a Skizzle FC ad... #wolqotd #xivqotd

Someone asked me what TEMU was. I explained that it's like the Wish dot com Wish dot com.

I feel like I'm doing this wrong somehow.

Simple answer; complicated story. In-character, Langsley is a merchant by trade. IRL, I am notorious for doing very stupid and beneficial things with RNG in basically any game I play. He wears <<Practically Pelupelu>>. ONE DAY, I will get <<The Lucky>>.

Was that THE Post Halone in my CC run just now, or an impostor @starrdiver.bsky.social

Remove points from killing in PvP. Perform the objectives, capture the points, or you will lose the match.

I think #ffxiv should remove the ability to gain points from killing people in Frontline, and I'm not even kidding. Do the mechanics or lose.

Don't forget, Gran'ma is streaming more #FFXIV tonight! With the help of @luckylangsley.bsky.social and @mediaklepto.bsky.social, we are going to work on filling those aetherwells for Gerolt! I do hope to see you there! #GranmaGamer

#wolqotd #wolquestion I see every response and raise you: all of my characters are not FROM XIV, they are independent story works that I use the game to create a visual medium for. Not one of these critters knows what a WoL or a Job Stone or the world of Hydaelyn is. It's like an oblivious isekai.

Use. Your gods-damned. AOES! 320 POTENCY IS NOT BETTER THAN 180 WHEN YOU'RE HITTING 180 ON EIGHT TARGETS RRRRRRRAGH

You know what would be cool, #ffxiv ? If the "you lose Crystalline Conflict in overtime if you've been out of the circle for 5 seconds" didn't count the time BEFORE overtime actually begins. Just sayin'. 4.9 seconds out of the circle, overtime hits, instant loss. Feelsbadman or something.

I think @elezenjoyer.bsky.social is going to assassinate somebody. Her #ffxiv relic grind is at 10000/10000/10000/9998. Send help.

Don't forget, tonight is #FFXIV #Dawntrail Map runs with @elezenjoyer.bsky.social and @luckylangsley.bsky.social, and I am hoping to grab YoMaster and a couple more people for the fun! Gimmecat? Maaaaybe our luck will improve on that front? I hope to see you there ♥ #GranmaGamer