i read this as Moon Chud

despite everything, its still sneakers o'toole

so i been hangin' out with irl friends more recently which means i been missin' out on weekend shenanigans with my internet friends makes me feel bad cuz, with all the internet censorship shit goin' down, i feel like the clocks runnin' out to spend time with internet friends and then what

webp is my enemy

"inspiration for drink orders" mf its called a menu im sick of this bullshit about ai "providing inspiration" what kinda slack jawed, soul dead, empty headed trapezoid do you gotta be to wanna take inspiration from a machine im a human being bitch i am the inspiration

Tomorrow, I'm releasing a new music video for my album, Ceaseless Intention! Once again featuring the lyrical stylings of @thetsarkhan.bsky.social ! We cannot renew what humanity's mouth has devoured...

been sayin' this for years mang the economy and job market is contrived anyway, dont train your replacement hell even if your company dont use ai yet, do shit less efficiently, it was never about efficiency anyway im tellin' ya, lookin' busy while doin' less is betta for ya in the long run

Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa

am i the only person that never figured out how the fuck parappa the rapper works

when i first started, i made it a point to try and raid new people now its the same handful of friends plus a stream of ducks does this mean i am more antisocial now or am i just content with the friends i have and feel less inclined to always be meetin' new people and makin' appearances 🤔

Henri Dufresne, Emile Dufresne and George Dufresne defeated Marshall Lewis, Marcel Ouimet and Jacques LaRose St. Jacques Market, Montréal, Quebec November 25, 1948

Maybe the best pro wrestling match you'll see this week.

Mildred Burke vs. June Byers Boston Arena, Boston MA May 6, 1948

Gus Sonnenberg vs. Count Zarynoff for Sonnenberg's AWA (Paul Bowser's) Worlds Heavyweight Title. Boston Garden, Boston, MA. ~15,000 fans in attendance April 24, 1930 Note: Whilst only a short clip, this is much better quality that has previously been seen of this match.

take my breath aaaaWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY bum BUM buuummm bum BUM bummmmmmm bum BUM BUMMMMMMMM

The people have spoken. So you like Lofi Hip-hop? Then we'll give you Lofi Hip-Hop! Enjoy the most cutting edge hits of the early 19th century, pleasantly molded to fit your ear sockets! It's atonal composer Arnold Schönberg's opus 19, Six Small Pieces for Piano, movement 2! In Lofi!

upon researchin' said masturbatin' man, i found this statement at the bottom of an article outta pocket

i present the many faces of khan collection™️

i feel like my legacy lies somewhere between the unabombers manifesto and an image of that one guy from pompeii who was frozen in ash while masturbating

bruh the Brains song from billy and mandy did not need to go so hard

so i seen an old aol commercial where one of the sellin' points was that you didnt even need a credit card to register boy, no needin' to surrender personal information to use the internet* imagine that *there was prolly caveats to this but lemme have the topical joke kthx

soup for vtubers

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

Today I learned that old school video game cartridges did not contain recorded music. They just had instrument data and instructions on how it should be played. Our video games were never just playing music for us, they were performing it.

shoutout to Gon from tekken 3 for weaponizing farts

Your cum your vum your cum Is my drug

once again all of this so a computer can generate recipes for glue pizza and tell people to kill themselves ai is a net negative

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

I will serve no company that has no time for my all-smothering round globs of mayo.

Warehouses on fire, Molotov thrown at Sam Altman’s house, a data center supporting politician’s home shot at — attacks on the ruling class have begun. Every attacker will now be deemed a terrorist, that’s inevitable. But what the ruling class doesn’t want you to know is they made this inevitable.

#wrestlesky 🤼

one of my favorite things to do is bastardize songs by substituting the word "love" with either "fuck" if its used as a verb or "cum" if its used as a noun funny enough the meaning usually stays consistent either way

mr hands aka the modern day icarus

prostate exam

is trump gonna declare war on vatican city i hope so cuz i want that dream i had where the pope called down the popemobile and transformed it into a mech suit to be real

see what makes this good is that its a real person in a costume readin' lines written by another person ai will never make anything this good

the wording implies human blood was tried first well now we know what happened to those ufo whistleblowers

so theres this thing i think about called "personal media" ie the kinda shit you experience on your own but, if you show it to someone else, they just wouldnt get it yall have them videos/songs/etc that you enjoy on a cerebral level but feel out of place in a shared space?

"A well-articulated argument against a new data center in Ohio" (1/2) Source (video not split here): old.reddit.com/r/interestin...

with all this age verification shit loomin' i really wanna make a lil space for me and my friends on da intuhnet a lil repository of all my favorite stuff ive archived; videos, images, all sorts of stuff, that my folk can visit and enjoy without restriction one day the khanternet will take over

anybody else have an elementary school principal that always smelled like a cheap tv dinner

WAIT A MINUTE- IT'S THE DAY!!!!

France is switching from Microsoft to Linux "We must become less reliant on American tools and regain control of our digital destiny. We can no longer accept that our data, our infrastructure, our strategic decisions depend on solutions whose rules, pricing, evolution, and risks we do not control."

aiight yall, its the end of another fabulous week and its time for mo shoujo shit talkin' TM jawn me for expletives www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan