me: man i got alotta stuff i wanna do after work me at 6:58pm:

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

you know its bad when the only word you can use to describe a fart is "earthen"

nature: conserve your energy, use as little of it as you can and get plenty of food and sleep, survivin' is tough and rest ensures longevity society: work endlessly and burn yourself to the wick for shiny meaningless trinkets and clout from people you dont know how did we mess that up

goin' through some old stuff and found a buncha screenshots of the old model and its got me feelin' nostalgic so expressive and with no articulation on the head, just a few frames of animation and puppetry idc man this model was goated

robitussin is short for robespierre a tussin

Getting the "i've gotta work in the goddamn morning like everybody else" guys showing up to protests and ICE watches is inspiring to the big tent mentality. But, man, it also means the kettle is close to boiling over.

Today's the day! My semi-sorta-kinda-unofficial-not-really face reveal! OMG! Check out my new music video for the second song on Ceaseless Intention: Unconscious! #VTuberMusic #FaceReveal #VSky

Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’

i think ive done it i think i have perfected the amount of honey necessary for a cup of coffee praise bee

you make my girth quake - tyler the creator if he was a freak

good morning

“Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me, bitch!”

hi #portfolioday! I'm a videogame designer from Brazil but I also work on my own #TTRPG books and art! My material is filled with references to Latin America! Namely my solo TTRPG system, Dungeons of Galora. I also write a lot of #mausritter adventures! foletto.itch.io #brart

aiight yall we iz live with some talk-drawin', drawin' is what i meant jawn me as we totally get thangs done instead of pontificatin' on the finer aspects of tool shed appreciation www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan

my bookmarks have been officially cleaned out your days are numbered twitter

divin' in the pussy like

yall ever seen those dicks where the color difference between the shaft head and circumcision scar look like neopolitan ice cream

silly billy whimsical william

shoutout to dude who put that mf in a chokehold at the end

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

This. I am done returning to the status quo of what got us here. I want universal healthcare. I want a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage. I want omnipresent, cheap public transit and walkable neighborhoods. I want Supreme Court and police reform, and I want the rich to pay their fair share.

i been tryna not rely on the undo button so much when i draw lately im implementin' this new technique of usin' already drawn lines that aint right as a springboard for to get new lines in the right position goes to show failure is just a steppin' stone, philosophically speakin

The music video for my second single, UNCONSCIOUS, releases tomorrow! Keep your eyes here to check it out first! #FaceReveal #VTuberMusic #MusicVideo

please

i dont really know if this is for me to decide if i were to be cheesy but truthful, im best at drawin' things that make me happy first and foremost i guess if we're lookin' for material things, i can draw a reasonable human figure in little time without references and also aura farming 👀

i think streamin' is wonderful man i know personally its helped hone me into a more true version of me and who i want to be as a wise chimera once said "i thought i didnt have much to say until i had the chance to say it" so stop worryin' bout algorithms and belt your heart out

im of the firm belief that the epstein files will be politicized to the point where the plot is lost like theyve gone from "its gonna upend society as we know it" to "its just another way to pull a gotcha the other side" in a short amount of time

so i found out recently that men do have an equivalent to gynecologists in urologists my suspicions feel somewhat allayed cuz how could someone who works on ear, nose, and throat work on dick go down there with a popsicle stick and be like "say ahhh"?

i have refined taste 😌

sometimes i wish i could throw up some of the lil crafts i make on ebay or sumn but i dont know who would be in the market for 18x24 canvas prints of a jaguar man

getchu somebody to do eskimo kisses with

STAAAAAAAY STAAAAAAAAAAAY STAAAAAAAYYYY STAY RIGHT HERE WITH ME FOREVAAAAAA~

i have floated the idea of streamin' minetest, a free linux variant of minecraft, just to be contrarian and throw up a middle finger to microsoft but i dont play video games

i see alotta people talk bout the pelvic floor why not the pelvic ceiling 🤔

vet him? how bout kill him

LinkedIn Park

Old Pokémon ROM hacks are so fucking funny man

then what happened to sir goo goo

anybody else walk on the balls of their feet and pretend to be the arbiter

ricky steamboat? ... sticky reamboat.

im startin' to believe this fomo culture that we're in is evil feels like its really hampered our ability to sit and connect with media there was a time in my life where all you had was the movies/games/books/albums on hand and you cultivated a familiarity with these works

its a shame enthusiasm is frowned upon in ghetto schools cuz i feel like i woulda made a pretty sick theatre kid

me when Start from the runescape ost graces the playlist

im glad people are startin' to realize this i remember the other day when i said it seems like people, especially creators, are sayin' the same thing in the same way that cant be good sometimes i feel a lil out of place usin' phrases that aint current lingo but i know its the right way to go

aiight yall we iz live for more shoujo action can we please just confess already its been weeks www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan

believe it or not i think my favorite part about using the computer is that it feels like im using the computer. i want it to feel like a machine, and it should only do specific things, and only when i ask it to

the older i get the more i realize kid me was right about alotta things work is bullshit naps are good cops are scary and not to be trusted action figures are cool recess is good