Gonna treat myself to a showing of Wuthering Heights and I think I’m gonna take an edible before the movie hehe 🤭

your last saved pic or video of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist

OK, why the fuck did I just drink out Yerba Madre and I feel more tired? 😅😭

God damn I just saw a man in fuzzy, orange sweatpants and I swear to god I could see the head. Was definitely a shower not a grower and I think he was freeballing. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Why did no gay tell me that there’s a new Hilary Duff ALBUM out today!?! 😍😍😍

Someone needs to tell me to stop looking at #fcf posts while at work 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

On my way to my date! I know y’all have seen me in this outfit a million times, but this will be the first time he’s seen me in it and his first time seeing my new haircut! Wish me luck!!! ✨✨✨🤞🤞🤞

Would it be romantic to have a first kiss on a drinks date? 🥴🫣

FINALLY GOING OUT FOR A 4TH TIME WITH LUNCH DATE GUY (whom in future posts I’ll be referring to as “my crush” lmao) TONIGHT!!! I am SO fucking excited!!! 😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰

Not Myki Meeks saying “obrigado” like “avocado”.. 😅😂😭

Let's see your PFP in all its glory.

Who up backstreeting their boys?

Also, good things come to those who wait, because generally I’ve been the one to initiate convos and I got told by many people that I need to wait and see if he initiates any convos and he did today and after texting me good morning he shortly followed up with “I’m calling you.” So… yay!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Also just got off the phone with the guy I’ve been seeing and I’m just so 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Should I get pizza for lunch? I think I want pizza for lunch. Too bad I don’t use my Costco membership anymore because side Costco pizza sounds bomb rn. Probably gonna go get domino’s. After I do some grocery shopping.

Honestly I’ve had more fun dancing with drunk girls than any boys I’ve managed to dance with lol.

What should my next drink beeeee hehehe? 🤭

I’m may be drunk, but I’m not drunk enough to not extend my Duolingo streak. 👏👏👏

BITCH!! Enchanted just came on in my uber!!!!

To all of my bloomfies: YOU ALL ARE FUCKING HOT!!!! Don’t you fucking forget that!!!!!

omg “Rain on Me” just came in my uber after a Sabrina song. (Tbh: I’m drunk af y’all lol)

My uber driver is playing Gracie Abrams… im like… okay she’s a girlie.

Tipsy and heading to the clurbbbbb lmaooooo

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

Love the Awry undies! My fave brand! 😍

Gay powers restored! 💇‍♂️💈

Give me y’all’s “This could be us, but you playin’” memes.

GOOD NIGHT Y’ALL!! 🌙

Y’all I felt a little naughty so I took two edibles just to see if I’d feel something and chat: I think it’s hitting y’alllllllllll. 😅😂 Note: I’ve taken two at a time before and nothing happened, so this one seems more THC heavy even tho it’s a hybrid lol.

Really excited to get my therapist up to date on my dating life tomorrow! 🤭

UPDATE: Shortly after I posted this, my date happened to be in the area near my work with his mom and as they were walking back to their car he peeked into my office and waved hi. It was SO fucking adorable! It made my whole day! 🥹🥹🥹 After getting home we had a good phone call. So I’m happy now! 😊

Crying in frustration because I’m likely gonna have to postpone my date because of my sick coworker and even my date agrees that we should postpone even if he does end up showing up to work tomorrow. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Worked 8:30 am-8:30 pm. Got a text from my supervisor that my only opener just called in sick for tomorrow so I’m heading in at 4:30 am… to work until 4:30 pm…. And then going on a date later that night lol. At least I’ll have time to squeeze in a nap hopefully.

Lunch date guy that I’ve been casually seeing just solidified details for our 4th outing tomorrow! 😁🥰 Very reassuring because yesterday we barely talked, but he’s also not a big texter so I was getting worried. 😅 Can it be tomorrow already?! 😩

Oh Pokémon-loving Little Monsters won with this 😍😍😍

Someone said he did score the winning touchdown. I'm not one to argue with people online.

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Not me Irish goodbying the Super Bowl party I was at because I wanted food. Felt bad because my dad called me and asked where I was. I told him to go home because I thought there was a leak at my apartment. 😅

Guys! Help me! I came to a Super Bowl party thinking there was gonna be more than appetizers and I haven’t eaten a single meal today. 😭🙈

OKAY We all saw Gaga and Ricky but didn’t anyone notice PEDRO PASCAL onstage on the patio of the house set in the like 2nd song!?!

Ricky?!?

RICKY!!!!!!

RICKY?!? #SuperbowlLX

I gay gasped

RICKY MARTIN

Dadddddy 🥵

LADY GAGA!!!!

Omg MOTHER!!!! Love this rendition of Die With A Smile

GAGA?!?! #SuperbowlLX

GAGA!!!