gonna ship some snow to Africa this Christmastime just to shut Geldof up

Did you know that Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, not because of the joke about his wife but because Will is mad people have forgotten we're living in the new Willenium. 975 years still remaining and nobody remembers. I'd be mad too.

One day Britney Spears will tweet that she's the same age as me. Because she's toxic but also crazy. It's not much to ask for, is it?

Happy Friday everyone from Marble

Well...

Football

Concept: It's a point and click game but instead of a puzzle you can solve, the plumber attends, fits the part and then says he also needs to replace the thermostat so you expect to have a resolution in 2027. It's a metroidvania.

Some news, everyone.

Concept: A 90s full motion video game for DOS. It's like, "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" - a game about a plumber trying to date an uptown girl. Except it's my boiler and he stands me up repeatedly.

Concept: a 20 minute youtube video but it's not about an obscure PS2 game but actually the plumber who hasn't shown up 5 times and not once sent a message to let me know he would do a no-show. Featuring such classic lines as

Overpriced and I want it

Darude

just remember. when the world is kicking you when you're down. positively shitting on you every 5 minutes. it's just a state of mind. buy his 2 books and your life will be just fine.

When a men is mad enough to bring a Lotus to beat you. You know that's your in real troubles.

What's the method of going from wage earner to grifter politician? Asking for a friend.

Imagine living opposite the Ghostbusters and all you do is play Valorant

Suffocating

Happy Friday everyone from Marble

Can't believe Kate Bush ripped off Stranger Things. Write your own songs man.

A chicken crosses a road. "Why the long face?", Asks the bartender. Shark infested custard.

Review of the Analogue 3D from the only source that matters youtu.be/wyIDr_PDIbI?...

today i'm making dreams come true for people who dream about a bald, middle-aged man calling them about their Citroen

unknown fact: Duran Duran did not sing New York New York

the only thing i like by Ed Sheeran is 'Everything Has Changed' which he sang with Taylor Swift. IDK who wrote it. shame her career didn't take off like his. underrated songwriter. she could have made it big.

he proposed to his girlfriend and then in the frenzy he lost his shoes. kinda careless. and she's marrying this. SMH.

spice up your life

Happy Friday everyone from Marble

Lumines is better than Tetris

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I watched Predator Badlands on Friday night. 10/10. @dantrachtenberg.bsky.social is making the perfect Predator/Alien universe films.

Happy Friday everyone! Marble deleted bluesky's files in the trash.

Hi everyone, Sorry but Bluesky is not good enough for Marble today.

Marble is judging techtubers

you blast the ogre so hard that his legs come off, he drags himself along the ground until he bleeds out this is no ordinary Quake

Worst controller of all time?

Do you remember the NES? Or did you have a blood clot on the brain causing long term memory problems?

Did you know that the American release of Super Mario Bros. 2 was released in Japan as Castlevania 2 Mario's Quest?

The thing about Moby Games is that Eminem fans don't approve.

Happy Friday everyone from Marble

Happy Friday everyone from Marble

Everyone post cats in blankets #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

Guys I've worked it out. Elon isn't really a Nazi he wasn't doing a salute he's just a really big Transformers fan.

what i want: a lottery win what i get: a call half way through my week of annual leave asking if i can work Saturday morning

the best graphics card ever.

Toto did a few songs with women's names as the title and if given long enough were working on a book of baby's names.

To whom it may concern, I hope this finds you well. (this is how I will commence my letter requesting euthanasia)