I should not be allowed to mess with ultrakill textures

how anyone can ignore the identical patterns between the IDF and ICE is beyond me. It would be a reasonable misunderstanding if someone thought ice was an Israeli expeditionary force deployed on US citizens.

here's a little secret, every state lawmaker in Utah is either a genuine stupid person. we are the state that brought you Nick Shirley and our representatives are just as dumb.

You will never know the pain of having to supress your laugh when your college professor says 67 💔

I miss dawn she never talks to me anymore since the throwing dynamite in her face incident

Average game of peak #peak #art

Merry Christmas to all 4 people who I only communicate with on bluesky

when I'm in a child molesting completion and my opponent is an American evangelical

And with this I make my departure back to Twitter

Oh hey they finally added notifications now I actually have a reason to use this site

This is forever my most insane balatro win I managed to pull off on gold stake as well

Rent a girlfriend

no more nuance y'all couldnt behave

it takes a femcel to handle that femsmell

Trump is gonna increase the jack in the box prices which makes him by default the worst president in my lifetime

Girls will retweet art of women with the fattest ass and I'm just like you can't all that

Suicide postponed

Oh I'm going to kill myself

it's time for the goonercide

Fuck my smelly unemployed femcel life 💔

remember ableism vs death threats discourse

I had 4 biscuits than I ate one than I only had 3

Life would be so much easier if I had a sugarmommy who buys me jack in the box

Obligatory ultrakill flex

Playing the cryptid mod gave me an achievement I do not deserve lol

Lethal company is so much better when you don't have a bitch yelling in your ear not to take the maneater outside

I'm free at last

this level is demanding as hell 💔

Stop being a groomer and start being a gooner

People always asking me why I have so many wives but actually I just call them that because concubine is apparently political incorrect 💔

Lucky cat is that one joker that I always reach ante 14 with when I actually build on it

Canio I don't care what anyone says you're my favorite legendary joker for freeing one from gold stake on anaglyph deck

Is it a hot take to say higher balatro difficulties just kinda suck ass to play