Mrs Griswold is still a bit of a sauce!

Lawrence of Arabia on More4 plus 1

Lancashire being dragged down to 14 by Manchester is yet another reason why Lancashire CC need to play in Preston or ideally Lancaster.

I think Doctor Who must be the shittest tv series ever

Katie Puckrick was always a pleasant watch when hungover on a Sunday morning

This would be handy for cleaning my banana in the car when I'm parked up on a B&Q car park having my lunch break.

Three episodes into the Abandons on Netflix. Not sure if its worth proceeding?

I am in tears The Employment Rights Bill has passed the Lords and goes for Royal Assent this week Sick pay for everyone No more zero hours contracts No more trade union act 2016 years So much more Doing what you sent a Labour government here to do

My Dad died last week. He was 95 so not a surprise and indeed it was something of a relief. We've got a labrador whose 15 and getting very close to us having to make that awful decision. I'm going to be absolutely heartbroken by this which is maybe an indictment on my dad's parenting.

It's at times like this that I really miss seeing Matt Scott have a breakdown on Twitter

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In today's Budget, the Chancellor spoke about building the economy “brick by brick” but left out the very foundation that underpins it all: nature. The same Government that promised to restore our natural world appears instead to have wiped it from their agenda.

Last night the Government steamrollered its Planning Bill through, slamming the door on vital protections for nature. They said it would be a ‘win-win’ for the economy and nature. But in reality, they’ve pushed nature into last place.

They treat nature like it has no voice. But it does. Yours, ours, and millions more. If you believe nature deserves better than this, make sure your MP hears it loud and clear: action.rspb.org.uk/page/180990/... 👈

Kiss me Hardy

I prefer the London Boys version

Had to wait nearly an hour on the hard shoulder for a tyre change. Really wish I'd wore a warmer coat and had some gloves as its kin freezing

I was listening to a podcast about Thelma and Louise today and a woman described Brad Pitts lower abs as "cum gutters" which I can't stop thinking about

Kristin Scott Thomas in the Horse Whisperer is definitely top 5 on the laminated list

Amendment 40 to the Planning and Infrastructure Bill has been voted down. Had it passed, it would have meant more precious wildlife would have retained existing protections. Instead, MPs have bought into the false 'nature vs growth' narrative.

For months, ministers have been pushing a false choice between nature and growth. Now, new research shows just how out of touch they are. With data from More In Common, it's time to set the record straight. 👇

MPs act after the price of cocaine doubles in Westminster

I reckon one of them can't take his laptop into Currys due to the content on his hardrive. One has an injuction against him coming within 2 miles of his wife and kids. One pretends he's a hard drinking womaniser but secretly visits gay saunas where he's used as a glory hole.

Pep Guardiola has now managed 1,000 matches in his managerial career, winning 716 games and claiming 40 major trophies along the way - averaging 25 games per trophy! 🤯

Just Phil Foden and Erling Haaland sharing an apple in the middle of tonight's match vs Liverpool. We're eating good.

Its Mollys 15th birthday today! Cake, lots of treats and cuddles for the best dog in the world!!

Today’s #AutumnArrivalSpotlight shines on the Starling! Forget fireworks...Autumn’s skies come alive with magnificent murmurations: vast, swirling clouds of Starlings dancing at dusk. One of nature's greatest spectacles. 😍

I know some prefer Margo but Barbara all day for me!

Such a simple and cheap solution which would actually be popular with people. Absolutely disgusting and out of touch with the vast majority

Norwegian Meat Shield

Apparently making a colour coded list for which item we get from which supermarket is anal and weird and I'm becoming like my father. Blue - Tesco Red - Aldi Black - Booths

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A meeting of the leaders of the two biggest more powerful Grooming Gangs?

Riot Women on BBC1 is really good. It's so well written - funny, sad, and I find myself singing along to the HRT song...

Bit of music and entertainment and sport! Enjoyable read

Tommy Robinson to take over his show as Graham is given a job on GB News

Just switched Talksport on and caught their news headlines - Asian teenager jailed for murder -"admittedly horrific Asylum seekers deported to France returned on boat - admittedly funny Grooming Gangs Higher number of people already arrived on boats than last year Target audience...

Erling Haaland vs Everton: 2 Goals 29 Touches 11 Touches In Opposition Box 7 Accurate Passes 4 Shots On Target 80% Shot Accuracy 3 Ground Duels Won 2 Recoveries 2 Clearances 2 Was Fouled 2 Aerial Duels Won 2 Headed Clearances 2 Big Chances Missed

Spent my day off on the settee watching Interstellar. I'm still not sure if it was brilliant or a pile of shite

Red Squirrels always looking like they're about to politely interrupt

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

www.lythamfestival.com/petshopboys Well that's good news!

Can't believe how much I drank last night, yet I'm still thirsty this morning

While saying they want to "preserve nature" the Conservative Party have just pledged to scrap the Climate Change Act. This makes no sense. How do more floods, more droughts, and rising temperatures "preserve" nature? That's what scrapping the Act will lead to.

I'm a big fan of Mrs Hall in All Creatures Great and Small

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