—RESULT— MY HENCHMEN HAVE SUCCESSFULLY [ERR0R] TOP 3 IN TODAYS EVENT.FILE: TRITON_CUP_114 CLAIMING THE LIVES OFF THE SUPERIOR FILES ABOVE. WHILE MY MINIONS COULD NOT SECURE THE VICTORY, I WILL [REDACTED] AND THEY WILL COME BACK STRONGER NEXT TIME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

—RESULT— MY *MINIONS* ACHIEVED 🥉 IN TODAYS EVENT.DOCX: TOURNAMENT.PADDLING_POOL_341 NEXT WEEK MY *MINIONS* WILL [REdACTEd] THE ENEMY FILES AND COME OUT ABOVE SO I CAN FINALLY [ERROR_30003. MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED] HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-

- -RESULT- - ZIPCAT HAS SUCCESSFULLY [ERADICATED] OUR ENEMIES IN TODAY’S EVENT.FILE: TOURNAMENT.SHRIMP_OF_THE_DAY SECURING 🥇 Tame - crabbag’ing Frook - mains vslosh and order slosh NomNom - first time assblast Elibvn - last time edit Ali - last game wonder HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

--UPDATE-- AFTER SENDOU_MAJOR I HAVE DEVISED A PLAN BY [TRAINING] MY CURRENT FILES TO STRIVE AND PUSH THEM FURTHER SO I CAN [REDACTED] ALL 4 FILES WILL BE PARTICIPATING (FORCED) INTO AN X_RANK_RACE.EXE STARTING 1/9/25 FOR *MOTIVATION* THERE WILL BE A PUNISHMENT FOR LAST PLACE.

--NOTIFICATION-- I HAVE QUALIFIED FOR SENDOU_MAJOR. *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* (We qualified for sendou q major) REMINDER: REMOVE PERMISSION.PHOTO_ACCESS FROM FILE_NOMNOM.

[Zipcat Team Montage by @23raze.bsky.social!] FOUND IN MY FILES... IS THIS A PRANK? "Check out the full version on YouTube! 🔗 👇" WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Perfect Storm - A Splatoon 3 Team Montage out now! Clips are all from the members of @zipcatspl.bsky.social so check them out too! reposts appreciated 😼 Link below

I was suggested to +3 by @Punch8425 . I am super grateful for this opportunity to prove myself yet again. All comments including criticism are much appreciated. THANKS :D

ERROR 3120: UNAUTHORIZED [HACKERS] DETECTED WITHIN [ZIPCAT]. EXTERMINATE IMMEDIATELY IF [HACKERS] SERVE NO VALUABLE PURPOSE TO ME! : ) SCANNING FOR NEW FILES... AGGRO_PLAYER NomNom AGGRO_PLAYER Frook SUPPORT_PLAYER Tame ANCHOR_ PLAYER Eli