And then things got moooo’ving in a different direction 😛

🎆Buzz N’ New Year🎇 @daddy.puppeh.dog eh.dog eh.dog giving me one last “BUZZ” of the year before heading to the crib... midnight's for the adults anyway, right? Safe and Fun New Years to All! 🤗

🧸Ring N Ride BDF🪀 “Wow Buddy.... great pegging job! Speaking of pegging, be a lamb and bend forward... its ok, look to Blueberry for comfort. You’ll have to write a Thank You to @koreanbabyboi.bsky.social for letting him stay. Now, head forward and diaper down so I can lineup that little button!”

🤐Holiday Wrap Up🫨 After concurring this morning's Wrapping Paper Mountain, @daddy.puppeh.dog decided to work a little “Magic” of his own using the new Hitachi wand. After a little “re-wrapping”, securing and pacifying, he set out to deliver one final gift... and deliver he did! 🥴🫠

🎄Holiday Buzz🥵 “Enjoying the new plug Piddles... super quiet, yet powerful huh? It’s fully charged for the evening, which is good because everyone’s looking forward to giving you a little holiday buzz! Also, if this top doesn’t get the crowds gathering... your “bottoms” certainly will!”

😮‍💨Sizing Up😰 “Is Lil Nubbins having trouble getting their outfit snapped? Guess fussing for something “slimming” wasn’t the best idea, was it? There's no reason to pout! You’ll be strapped into the highchair for most of the evening anyway, and a perk to us, it’ll make your diaper checks a “snap”.

🐻🧸Beary Buzzy Weekend Since @cubbycustardblue.bsky.social & @logobloxr.bsky.social had to act up, Lot’O Sittin appeared! The two soon found themselves on the edge, begging for relief but only finding frustration. Maybe next time they’ll behave... or not... this proved to be more of a “Funishment”.

🐻🫨DTH “Fun”damentals🫨🐻 Lil Cub Dungeon, Ehm “Den” fun with @cubbycustardblue.bsky.social & @logobloxr.bsky.social! With restraints secured, hours were spent ensuring not a single sticky drop was “leaked"! Mister Buzzy assisted with a prolonged and agonizing session of Denial, Teasing and Huffies!

🎁🔑Shakey BDF🔑🎁 Looking to keep the holiday anticipation alive and well? Start by slipping random cage keys into each "gift", tantalizing lip service about a chance of holiday freedom! Engrossed with daily "Sneak and Shakes" those huffy little minds wont even think to question if the keys work!😈

🐯🧸Lil Tuesday Teasing🧸🐻

😨Slippery Sweats😫 "Stop fidgeting... and for the last time, the drawstring for those seems to have vanished in the dryer but we only have a few errands to run. Remember, unless you want your hands in thick puffy mitts, you’ll keep them away from your diaper area, that includes your pants as well!"😈

Mike! I think one of your bears stole your wand again! 🧸: @bilbng86.bsky.social

🗑️🚛So, come trash day next week... @daddy.puppeh.dog is really going to have to stretch before taking the can to the curb, cause @koreanbabyboi.bsky.social down here is will be loading it up! I may be adding to it just a bit as well.🤫

A “Plump” BDF With their waxy Bottom Bullets sliding out prematurely, it was clear someone was overdue for a plug upgrade! After a brief stretch and stuff of six additional cones...Let's just say, this PLUMP huffy plug does the trick. It’s been a few hours of Rumbles n' Sweats and still no mess!😈🥵

One of the best playdates I've ever had with @bilbng86.bsky.social and just had ZERO big boy brain while I was in that bouncer 🤤

Bedtime Mittens  Talk about getting caught with your hands down your “pants”! Prime example of why Thick N Puffy mitts are a must at bedtime here! Thankfully, the Lil Cuck’s futile grunting was heard over the Baby monitor, alerting the Papa-Authorities to remedy the situation just in time!

🧸Plushed🧸 You sit motionless... limited to sight, sound, touch and smell, while soft fluff weighs you down. Finally help… or so you thought crinkles into the nursery. It’s just your Messy Roomie looking for... oh crap... “Bed Buddies” for the night. Bright side, they remembered their Plastic Pants!

TED Like urine, slipping past protective leg guards, so was your daily reminder for nighttime plastic pants. After months of tinkle spots, the Plushie Crew had had enough. That night, a pair of "special" Pj’s awaited, quickly encasing you until plopping down motionless, soon to join the spotty crew!

😯Weekend Waddle Wear🤤 Wouldn’t be a true weekend waddle without a stout pudgy plug, resting comfortably between two quivering cheeks, securely hidden under layers of crinkly fluff! 😉

🫣Double Stuffed BDF🤐 Thanksgiving may be over, but the "Stuffing” persists! 😵 Happy BDF!

Sleepy @bilbng86.bsky.social recipe: 1) Fill belly with tryptophan via turkey 2) Dress in favorite fuzzy bear sleeper 3) Deposit in crib with magic wand time 4) SNOOOOOOORING baby boy

🦃Fudge Doody🌽 “Oh dear... why's ours Lil Turkey in Time Out?” “Brat decided to throw a tantrum over their outfit and wanting to help with our Thanksgiving meal, so their currently on Fudge Doody!" "Well grab those plastic pants and head down. They can pout in the highchair until the foods done!"

💦🫨Buzzy Pants😮‍💨💧 Have a reluctant dribbler at home? Tired of wasting those expensive Huggies? Try offering them a few short nightly rounds of Buzzy Pants! With mitts and the heft of their previous nights padding, let them flap away. They'll soon learn that soaked and heavy "increases" a sticky odd!😉

🫠Game night😟 “Let's play a game Cuck! How about a brief chance at tickling that caged Lil nub of yours with Mister Buzzy? Have a full 40 seconds while only using last night's putrid pants to control it, then off to bed... sound good? Hopefully your current soggy state doesn’t “dampen” the odds!” 😈

I’ve told @bilbng86.bsky.social several times today that Santa hasn’t come yet and he can’t just watch the tree until Xmas comes, after all, he’s going to need a LOT of diaper changes between now and then.

🐻🧸Buzzy Lil Bear 🐝🍯

🐻🍑Beary Bottom BDF🎧😵‍💫 Someone had a “Long” day of fluids and “Bottom” training, all while Beary deep into some Gooner files. Seeing as the Lil Cub is behaving... a reward of some “semi-huffy” time with Mister Buzzy is "coming"! Starting the weekend like they’ll be ending it... Huffy and Puffy.

🧸Double Trouble🧸 You sit there huffy and fuzzy, remembering only that strange cookie. Now, weak and confused, your Teddies Waldorf and Statler work their magic, making sure you match! Pouting only earns you mitts, and then it hits, your former Teddies turned Captors... now have a new Playmate. 😈

😵”Rubbing One” Out🤤 If you can, do! Best method: Super squish between your legs with lidocaine cream mostly “washed” away. Rub down a tickle to the bit of skin exposed through the pee hole cage cap gap… While a plug, mitts and gag add some tingle. Takes forever, but the payouts worth the wait.🫠

🎈Soggy Pants⭐ “Congrats on keeping your trainers dry, but those Cushies I'm afraid, have seen better days. Still, you did behave for our guests (even after losing your pants privilege) so how about a little fun? There, your Bum Buttons set to pulse mode now so lay back and enjoy those Soggy Pants!"

🐑🤐Mary and the Lamb🫣🐏 All huffy from a morning of stretching, denial and stuffing, poor “Mary” frantically searches for their elusive widdle lamb plush, in hopes of grinding... Ehm “finding” relief. The little lamb apprehensively waits, sensing footsteps, with a throbbing nub and aching bottom.

💛Drivin Miss Daizy🩷 Little @logobloxr.bsky.social was so “excited” for an evening drive...seems to sleep better after a sprinkle of “Blushies”, brought on by a slow and leisurely drive. Once secured, its windows cracked, Binkies in and Wheels on The Bus for this Princess! (look at me being Big!)🙈

🫖Tea Time Wiggle🫨 Our guest of honor Mister Buzzy, sure did the trick of making @logobloxr.bsky.social squirm and jiggle! Thank goodness for those extra fluffy padded layers and thick gummy coating of numb numb cream… otherwise someone might have made a sticky mess!😉☺️

🫖😰Tea Party🥵🫖 Having some huffy “Afternoon Tea” with @logobloxr.bsky.social! Due to inadequate Buzzies the Lil Crumpet received a generous plate of “Paddle Cakes” (blamed the mitts of course 🙄), before being strapped and secured into the hot seat. An hour of edging might improve their skills, no?😈

📺Annual Halloween Treat🍬 “Gather round and watch the magic pumpkin!️” Unlike those fatal Silver Shamrock brand hoods, the microchip in this Lil Cubs cap won’t hurt at all... just a simple mental reset back to Toddler Town! From the tantrum earlier, you'd think they knew what was coming... again!

💀Halloween BDF🎃 On a BDF Halloween, the only thing scarier than a Soggy Skeleton or a Putrid Pumpkin is the petrifying Potty Monster. Help keep your lil ghouls ripe and safe this season from the dreaded Crapper Creeper, with Xtra THICK pamps and noisy plastic pants! 🚽👹

🎃Calvin, Hobbes & Nubs🐯 "Now remember, if you can convince anyone tonight that you deserve your big boi costumes, you can change... "hopefully" someone speaks Muffled Cuck!"😈 Excitement for the nights Halloween event had dampened after discovering the theme held a twisted take on the comic classic!

✂️Damper in the Hamper🩲 “So... no one wants to fess up to these undies I found tucked in the diaper pale? Fine, seeing as they don’t belong to either of you... clearly... I think we could do with a few more “Dusting Rags”! All fixed! Now you can both use your new rags and being your AM chores!"

Pro Tip: When you’ve been locked up for 19 days and haven’t had a release... Egg it on, with a minute or so of prostate massaging, tickling just enough to Huff but not Puff! Top it all off with a hefty plugging, then padding and your set... for day 20!

🐻Bottoms Up🐰 “Woah there Puddin! I know your Potty Pants file is hitting extra hard today but we got errands, and push all you want, but that plugs staying put! Oh, since you get fussy with lots of pink and ample “Pamper Peekage”, I found these cute blue bottoms to help balance and blend... kinda.”🤫

BDF post update😂 An hour in and still at it… as if the air thrusts were magically going to bring Mister Buzzy closer.🤔

😰Buzzy, Bouncy, BDF🥵 “Bounce harder for Mister Buzzy! I know this isn’t the “Buzzy BDF Time” you were anticipating... but being pent-up, with the nub locked away, you practically bounced caution to the wind. Speaking of "Buzzies", let's kick that butt cork up a notch and stir those suppositories!😈

🐋Whale that’s Thick🐳 So apparently there was some concern earlier about being naughty… as if my cage and numbed nub buried deep inside my soggy crotch pillow prison was a possibility…. Mitts were brought in to pad up security😑 Didn't stop the huffy side from giving it the Ol College try!😮‍💨

🦖🦀Pajama Party🦕🐋 “Looks to be, “Baby Beluga” is swimming in a puddle of stale pee! See, just a bit damp... but I think I know who's won biggest bed-wetter! I’d ask to see yours, but that screaming crotch seam says it all! Shower time for me... so just sit there and try not to leak on anything!”

🦖🥚DIY Incubators🥚🦕 What better way to incubate a couple of “special” eggs than a DIY setup. The huffy body temps, warm wet environment and fluff make for the perfect incubator! Top it all off with some locking plastic pants to secure both the eggs and heat… “And now, we can make a baby dinosaur”.

⭐️✨Crinkle Crinkle Little Star, Locked and Loaded 10 days thus far🌟⭐️

🌞️🦄Whether your strapped down or squatting up, Happy BDF🎈☁️

😖No Plug, Big Pushies😌 “Seriously... Pushies already? You were just changed! I knew we should have plugged you... but oh no, you had to throw a full-on tantrum about being “Big” and not needing “help”. Well thankfully today’s event is outdoors because you won't be getting a change until bedtime!”

🐼🍬BDF Panda Edition🍬🐼 This weeks BDF has been brought to you by the letter P. P as in Pandas...Padding... and coming soon to rear near you... Poots!😉

🎀Wednesday Pink, Double Stink🎀 A little “Pink/Stink” challenge to commence Locktober! With tummies full of gummies and warm soapy suds to follow, the loser to blort first will be spending the day strapped and secured for a long smelly nap, as the “winner” prances along for some fun errand runz!