Traitor on Traitor action. Who will win? There's only one way to find out! #TraitorsUK

A laugh for followers of Sov Cits and Freeman on the Land types in todays #TheTraitors Red fingerprints 🤣

A reminder of what a piece of shit Katie Hopkins is. #CarrieFisher

One thing we do know on #TheMaskedSinger is that Sack isn't Jolyon Maugham or Basil Brush would have been clubbed to death.

No names no pack drill*, but it's always the ones you most suspect. *We still have sub judice laws in this country. 😉

I think I finally get it. Not being an aficionado of rap, I misheard people and thought they were telling me that Nicki Minaj had a huge arse, when in fact they were telling me that Nicki Minaj is a huge arse. mea culpa

Didn't expect that #strictly tribute to make me tear up. 😭

Oh FFS 🙄 Why are the press still writing this shite? It's his modus operandi. This is not ****ing news.

Ooh. Judgement for Robert 'Crab Bait' White's "unlawful eviction" has landed. Hilarious reading for a Sunday morning! He won... £2 🤣 019DC898 White v Chief Constable of Kent Police. Judgment 28.11.25 #FreemanOnTheLand

It can't be a coincidence that International Mens' Day and World Toilet Day are on the same date each year 😁

May as well vote Reform.

It seems now to be perfectly reasonable to say that Labour are racist shits based on their own pronouncements. What is the difference between them and Reform? 🤔 And Stephen Yaxley-Lennon? A fag paper would be too thick to measure the difference.

The next series of 'To Catch A Predator' is going to be wild. "The call came from inside the Whitehouse". #EpsteinFiles

If the BBC really wanted to be mischievous right now over the Trump/Epstein files, they'd schedule a broadcast of Brian Yuzna's 'Society' 😉 www.imdb.com/title/tt0098...

If you'd like to watch a documentary about Jeff Epstein, Donald Trump and Matt Gaetz...

So Trump has had 10 months of asking his stooges at the DOJ and FBI to delete any reference to himself in the #Epstein files and he's still named. What on earth did they delete!?! 😱 #EpsteinFiles

I did not realize that (1) he pardoned 77 people but (2) NONE of those people are facing federal charges, so these pardons have no effect (except as propaganda).

Just discovered that Powershell scripts can call .NET functions. Why did it take me so long to find this out? This is so much fun! Maniacal laugh! 🤪

If Balvinder is in the #strictly dance off this week, someone needs to take the British public out and shoot them!

JD Vance leads prayers for his wife.

I couldn't be bothered cooking or even heating up something tonight so I've just cut off a hunk of cheese!

All Browncoats tonight! 😁 #Firefly #Serenity #Castle youtu.be/3Q3pdj9p6yI?...

Amber in the bottom two? 🤔 The British public are morons! #Strictly

Go Balvinder! #Strictly

😱 #Strictly www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

The French police are on the wrong track with their #1 suspect. #Louvre

Freeman on the Land sighting in the wild 🤣 www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37049880/rugby-richard-skuse-beats-bailiffs-home-repossession/

Any chance of a #Portlandia special episode? 😉 Loved that show. #Portland youtu.be/q7q-4cc1mKs?...

You know you have too much time on your hands when you try to work out how long the runway in Thunderbirds' "Trapped In The Sky" must have been. 🤣 10 miles!

Well played Ross. Can't dance but gave it all. #Strictly

I'd not seen this Screen Junkies "Honest Trailer" before today but 🤣🤣🤣 Got me bang to rights! #Firefly #Serenity #Browncoats #Kaylee #JewelStaite

Serenity Day! #Serenity #Firefly

Ooh! Loved Ellie. #Strictly

Nitro is good value! #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

Not sure if this is quite Queen Didulo territory yet but she does seem to have some UK competition 🤣 (For non-UK readers, Jedburgh is... checks notes, in Scotland 10 miles from the English border) news.sky.com/story/scotti...

#Tiegate on #BBCBreakfast 🤣 That cheered me up!

I love the fact that the NYT thinks this is true. 🤣 I don't know anyone who doesn't leave the tap running to rinse plates. The only debate is whether to rack dry or cloth dry, and dish washers rinse the damn things anyway.

Is there a nationally acknowledged cut-off point where "This call is important to us. Please stay on the line" is clearly bollocks? 🤣

I think I'm getting the hang of horseshoe theory. "All defacing of things with paint should be prosecuted and the perpetrators jailed. No, not that graffiti." 😉

Distance to destination will be the biggest clue in tonight's #DestinationX given is has to be a place that Brits have heard off 🤣 Over 800km* and they are going to Barcelona. Less than 300Km and they are going to Marseille 😉 *Although they could double back for Rome but I think that's unlikely.

Just me dipping back into #Eastenders? 😉

Ooh. I've always liked 'The Odessa File' but I've just watched it (with at least a 20 year gap from the last time) after it was shown again on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social Yikes!

I'm sure it's coincidence and it's actually been linked for a few weeks after the merger, but the day I get a notification that my #Three 5G will get better because it's now linked to the #Vodafone network is the day it's gone to shit! 🤣

I get the global politics angle and stroking the orange man's balls, but he really can't be that stupid to think that's believable can he?

We head over to the Cotswolds and reveal why JD Vance relaxing on holiday has upset the locals. #JDVance #Cotswolds #Couch

#DestinationX tonight 🤣

Halfway through the new #CountOfMonteCristo series on U-Drama. I've seen most adaptions (including last year's film) and this one is pretty faithful so far. Let's hope they don't chicken out on the correct ending like the others did 😉

Okay. I bet someone else did this decades ago but... Szechuan pepper infused in alcohol is 🤯 😁