Terror scenes in real life? Absolutely, unforgivably, horrific. Terror scenes in fiction? Awesome as long as they don't include sexual violations.

Sex, Safety, and Secrets A Radical Rethink of AI's Adult Future buff.ly/6o7xJyv

Trying to sleep with 28oz of coffee and a middle-aged bladder

A middle finger to erasure. More of this, please. Now do Black Lives Matter!

Insomnia means extra time to get your homework done, but never, ever turn it in in three hours of sleep

Being married means not asking your wife why she's talking to the cat about work stuff

She is snoring so loud that I can hear her through noise-cancelling headphones

Okay so lemme get this straight The guy who renamed it to the Department of War The guy who is trying to go war with little boats, Venezuela, and probably Whole Foods Wants a Nobel Peace Prize?

English isn't a language. It's an inbred conglomeration of letters forced into a situation they don't want to be in.

Happiness is slow mornings and enjoying your coffee instead of inhaling it.

For my forever Space Sis: 🎂 💞

BREAKING: OpenAI Launches "ChatGPT Atlas" A Browser Built Around AI

When you finally find the crux of your story

Snagging a few creative moments before the journo workshop starts

I've been sleeping a lot better since I stopped inhaling whole ass pots off coffee every single day. I'm down to about twenty-eight ounces but it means I need to tell Cari she was right. Again.

If I was behind the AWS outage (assuming it was nefarious) I'd call it a successful test run

Striking unfinished tasks off of your to-do list is easier than putting your fist through a monitor you can't afford to replace

If you've ever done your work en route to where you need to be, I see you.

Every time Yoda says "Unlearn what you have learned" I feel personally attacked.

Why did the Empire hate wheels so much

I grew up believing sex was a conquest. Wish I'd seen and learned this a lot sooner than I did. Losing your virginity has nothing to do with becoming a man. You become a man the day you put someone else's needs ahead of your own, and you say no to your own impulses.

Hurting my own feelings every time I watch ROTS and hoping Anakin makes a different decision

Star Wars Ep3 is the greatest tragedy every written. I will look Shakespeare in the eye and say that.

I absolutely second this.

There are these sparse moments where I genuinely hate Yoda for allowing what he allowed.

Has been for centuries

This is truth

Everyone's like "Jar Jar is the real sith lord" and I'm like why is no one paying attention to this little sociopath

Seriously can't believe the same species that split the atom can't get over the Earth not being flat

Today I got to explain kink shaming to my mother

Sage Roasts Humanity I asked my AI to roast us. It did not hold back. buff.ly/dpYldBR

When your professor puts you in your wheelhouse

Time to get up, dad.

I have literally written two articles and three entire scenes for a WIP before getting to math, but I can't push it off anymore

The only thing I have left to do is math, and I'm using it as an excuse to practice my procrastination skills.

I'm listening

A pen and ink beholder from this day in 2017. 👀👀👀👀👀👁️

I know this sounds crazy but I think every day should start with proofreading

When you're in the zone and this HEY DO YOU WANNA BUY THIS CRAP YOU DON'T NEED literally pops up in the middle of your screen and now you're back in the cold, cold world

Them: Driverless Vehicle Me: "Please let it be an Autobot"

The rise in AI intimate partnering is sad, because it shows that human beings truly do not see each other as safe.

If you see me jamming out in public Today, it's because math class did not kick my ass today.

Learning is a whole lot easier when you don't have someone threatening to end your life for getting the answer wrong

The day math finally began to make sense.

There are a lot of reasons for this, none of them positive. Welcome to the end result of a society that repeatedly, loudly excoriates the victim while protecting the abuser. We also need to have far stricter punishments than what we have now if it gets to conviction.

Weird question but does anyone else have music that literally transports them to another universe? I mean you don't have a choice, the music just hits every part of you and just...opens a door? Adele's Hello and Phil Collins' Every Day do that for me.

😅 #Art #Dragon #AfterSilence #Fantasy (Reupload, I posted the low res version by accident 😭)

Load so I can shoot slavers in the face with many arrows

I'm depressed over football and have decided it's the Venatori's fault

Writing, Ravens/Rams, gaming later. How're you doing?