When people enjoy my witty book reviews: 🥹🥹🥹

The intrusive thoughts telling me to swing the car door open while I’m on the road as passenger princess…

ATTENTION ALL READERS OF BOOKS AND LITERATURE. I need some new short story recommendations (less than 200 pages). Preferably not the obvious classics. I simply have decision paralysis and need someone to choose for me. #BookSky #Books 💙📚

It's official: the largest human rights organization in the world Amnesty International has concluded that Israel is committing genocide. Every country, politician, and corporation who funded or does business there is complicit in crimes against humanity www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

Purchased a couple gifts for family and I’m so excited for them to arrive purely so I can sit down and wrap them. In another life I’d work at a gift wrap stall or something, I genuinely light up if ever someone needs me to wrap a gift.

I think I genuinely read slower with an e-reader… Give me a physical book and I’ll devour it. I like turning the pages and seeing my progress.

Look, I love a recliner chair moment in the cinema BUT I wish they didn’t automatically lower the back of the chair when raising the legs. Why are you trying to make me lie down? I’m here to watch a movie, I’m not about to do crunches to see the screen let me SIT UP with my footsies outstretched.

Dear marketplace and depop sellers, Please stop marking literally any item of clothing as ‘vintage’. It hurts.

After a year of burnout, I can’t explain the spark of joy I have when discussing projects and passions with other people who are willing to do the same. Conversation is fun. Share brain knowledge with me. We can get all excited together.

Can we get a bookmark button? I like collecting memes and trivia like Pokémon, then sporadically checking in on them like a toxic ex.

HOHOHO HSWAWR AWWHS AP TWWOFEB YGLAMAYGTMTIW AIW SWACASCDIABD GUBGU

It’s all grand, and it’s all green! 💚 (I saw the Wicked movie. I sobbed like a baby. I’m going again this week.)

Reading a lot of feminist literature at the moment… totally not because of current political events.

Started seeing heated arguments in the replies of a post and my heart skipped. Let’s not turn into * that * app, k?

anti-capitalist, pro-yapitalist

Born to Photoshop, forced to Canva.

I just want cute little things, okay? Is that so hard to understand?

Resisting the urge to start collecting Pokemon TCG Packs… the marketing from the Pocket game has worked on me.

completely unrelated to current events here's an image that people with uteruses might find valuable, particularly in red states.

I’ve been reading a lot recently but I’m so keen to get through all of my books I just wish I could simply inhale the story then move onto the next …basically I want to be Kirby

I’m beginning to see more dank memes emerge 👀 It is time.

I just need you all to see Pink Pony Plankton 🎀 by colourmecait #Halloween #ChappellRoan #PinkPonyClub #Costume #Cosplay

I’m yappin on the timeline fr… I apologise but I am determined to engage with every human on this app.

Just to make a couple things clear from the start: Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Haiti. Free Lebanon. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.

Okay I want more stuff like this because I have decided I want to do more dopamine dressing. I just don’t know where else to find clothes like thisss 😩 Maybe bsky has the answer?

Yet again, I’ve been defeated by the 7pm accidental nap (It’s 2am and I cannot fall back asleep)

I can once again stalk peoples likes, this is perfect

everyone Joining bluesky feels like we have all Just logged onto a new minecraft Server but nobody has tools and its Night time and there are mobs everywhere but the Power of friendship will keep us Alive and oh shit oh no a creeper guys help pleas oh my go

I want to read book but my eyeballs are fighting for their lives rn

I think I’ve forgotten how to be on the internet because I don’t know who to follow or what to do on here. Tell me who I should follow, I like epic memes

Is it happening? Are the people leaving the everything app? Can we breathe and unleash chaos here now?