Whoever owns the American Queen Paddle Wheel in Cincinnati is an absolute tesseract of intersectionality

I only care about tweets from one X and it's not that one #mrrogers

As a software developer, is there anything better than deleting lines of code

#AI is just Kaonashi / No Face from Spirited Away It looks human but there's nothing beneath the mask. It eats until everything is consumed. It generates wealth but nothing of value is actually created If we're going to be saved, it will be as a girl's side quest while fixing her boomer parents

Unfortunately my brain is the primary tool I have for fixing my brain and I'm sure you can see the problem here

"If it's not a hell yes, it's a hell no" is a folksy way of saying "floor(truthiness)"

I added a comment to the #fcc feedback form too. Absolutely bonkers.

On my lunch breaks I usually end up reading some bleak shit about technology. Then I go back to my job, using technology to make more technology.

One of the main political stories of the last 50 years, but especially the last 20, has been the displacement of planning by prediction.

There's a certain kind of appropriative racism I'm going to dub "wiggotry"

Relevant to my interests: '60s American cars on Enkeis

How many "flexible, no-code logic engines" will I personally work on at SaaS companies until MBA bros discover we're just repackaging the Warcraft III Trigger Editor? This has already been perfected

I love when people pronounce "robot" like ROW-butt. Sadly I've never heard "chatbot" pronounced "CHAT-butt", but I'm gonna start

Sleep when the baby sleeps. Mow the yard when the baby mows the yard. Catch up on laundry when the baby catches up on laundry. Fix the broken dishwasher touch panel when

You know what's insane is that in many parts of the US it's illegal to run a grocery store within walking distance of houses. Allowing small-scale commercial use in residential areas would do so much good

No game will ever match the cozy ambiance of a rainy stage in #fftactics on #psx. It just won't happen.

My toddler: Beep beep vroom vroom Me: Chugga chugga choo choo Toddler: [impressed] Me: Benefits of a classical education

Where do conspiracy theorists buy that red string for their cork boards? Seems nice, a little stretchy, pleasant sort of texture to it

The only good gachapon is Neko Atsume

The Millennial dream of typing on a game controller #diy #electronics #keyboard #project

Not so much Lady Godiva, more Lady Boniva

When I ask "How can we fix it?" I don't mean "How do we prevent this from happening again?" I mean "How should we wrest power from the people who have no incentive to fix it?" and then the other thing

Donatello Member, Ninja Teams (1984 - present) · Does machines

Sam Smith's and Kim Petras' "Unholy" would mash up exceptionally well with Cake's "Comfort Eagle". I can't be the only one thinking this. Like, musically, but also thematically, they're both about mindless commodification and male hypocrisy.

Unfortunately due to the unidirectional, immutable nature of time, a player's true WAR is fundamentally unknowable

Holy matrimony is one man and one woman. Biggie matrimony is one man, one woman, fries and a coke.

It turns out the most unrealistic thing about The Hunger Games was that the oligarchs had some fashion sense

This is what peak transportation looks like and if you can't see that I pity you

Sports betting and Search have gotten so bad, and at the same time, we now get summaries like this. Google "espn cubs" and you now see gambling ads as the content previews for both the main site and "Roster" too #enshittification

Are the comically oversized suit jackets an aesthetic choice? Or are there just no fascist tailors?

Fortunately spring training has already started, so all this snow isn't real #baseball

I put the "sword" in "password"

If you're like me -- and I hope you're not, because, woof --

I Have No Platform, and I Must Vent

I'm gonna keep calling my lanyard a "business necklace" and there's nothing you patriarchal hegemons can even do about it

The "small town girl" and "city boy" from Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" met in #Toledo. Ignoring for a moment that there is no "south Detroit" (that's Ontario), if you took a midnight train to anywhere in 1981, you were going west to Chicago or east to Ohio (from Michigan Central, pictured). 1/3

I see the featureless sky I see the coming and going of wan daylight I see the wind-driven snow, blasted clean of color And I repeat to myself: Four days until pitchers & catchers #baseball #poetry #gocubsgo

When Ace of Base sang "Life is demanding without understanding", did they mean 1. Life is demanding if you don't understand it, or 2. Life is demanding and doesn't care to understand you I've been wondering this for decades

Outside: There but for the it's too cold go I

Enjoying this brief moment when "XL" is both my shirt size and age in roman numerals. It may come around again in 10 years if I lose some weight. And should I--through some wild happening of science or magic--I live to be "M", I might finally fit into my high school band t-shirts again.

I made "Hocus Pocus: Tactics". I don't want to talk about how long it took to make this one mock screenshot. #pixelart #isometric #rpg #fanart #hocuspocus

If you make a product for parents of little kids but it's not designed to be opened/operated with one hand, no you don't

Vincent van Go to the polls

Sharks, today I'm asking for $500k to start a restaurant with a one-of-a-kind spin: It's in the airport but the food isn't ass

This meme came to me in a dream last night

"Remember class, your First Duty is to the Truth. Whatever *that* means! WhoaAAa! Honk honk, boi-yoi-yoi-yoing--" - Journalism school, 2025

“The goose is on the loose”, ok but so much more manageable than “The geese are on the lease”

A luggable, modern PC-in-a-box with physical network ports, called LANarchy. Like a LAN party focused Dolch PAC. Is this anything?

Wowww so you know how people say “Men ain’t shit”? Anyway I’m watching Todd Bradley and Tag Osmond or whatever and just, you know, ruminating on that quote during this episode of #rhoslc. Oof. Go to therapy 😬

Is there a heteroflexible but ace? Asking for me