If Newsies isn’t your favorite Disney movie I’m going to ignore any opinion you have about capitalism.

This morning I heard someone say: “Zach Galifianakis’s Between Two Ferns is just this generations “Jiminy Glick” And my brain is just now starting to recover.

"When the truth offends, we lie and lie until we can no longer remember it is even there. But it is still there. Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid." -Chernobyl, HBO www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Next time someone says “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps”… Remind them the phrase has always been a joke, because you literally can’t do it. It started as a way to mock rich people who have no idea what it’s like to struggle. It’s basically like saying “Let them eat cake” with a straight face.

It's Tax Day in Hell! Naturally, Clayton recruits notorious 1920's gangster Al Capone to help him dodge the Infernal Revenue Service. Al Capone played by @toddjawesome.bsky.social from @horrorvirgin.bsky.social Podcast

This is Natalie’s dad and I watching “The Turkey Drop” episode of WKRP in Cincinnati. It was a Thanksgiving tradition that he and I had I’m grateful that even tho he was in the hospital we were able to watch it on Thanksgiving This photo will never not make me cry. Rest easy Dan. Your work is done

I spent 11 hours driving today (500ish miles). It’s been a hell of a day. Terrible way to start a new year.

My reaction to the part in No Hard Feelings when a Naked Jennifer Lawrence chucks sand in a dudes eyes before beating the shit out of him and his buddy for trying to steal her clothes while skinny dipping.

It’s official. HV is on Bluesky Babeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

is anyone else yelling: “Blade 3 proves the existence of vampire dogs“ at @iwriteok.bsky.social, while listening to Behind the Bastards this week?

In 2017, I left San Diego broke, heartbroken, and lost. I drove out in an old VW—the same car I used for Uber to pay bills. The relationship I moved across the country for had fallen apart after my girlfriend cheated on me. Life was hard. But sometimes, falling apart is where rebuilding begins.

Shot some video today in Phoenix and now I’m flying to The OC to capture some more.

Schnucke and I are watching Summer Catch for RTP!

She is starting a PawedCast! What should she call it?