Rhubarb and Custard Hot Cross Buns are back at Aldi. Get on it!

Damson jam making this morning - modifying a recipe from 'Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making'

YES!

You can do it Bruce!

USA are the Arsenal of World Curling

They've even postponed all of the Winter Olympics events so everyone can post about him

Dog at the Olympics He's a good boy Yes he is Dog at the Olympics Such a good boy Yes he is Who's a good boy? DOG AT THE OLYMPICS Who's a good boy? DOG AT THE OLYMPICS

I don't understand the nuance, nor necessarily all of the rules, but the end of that curling match was incredible #WinterOlympics

Does your Google calendar remind you to brush your teeth, or check you've got your mittens when it's cold, or ask if you need to do a toilet, or call you a big brave soldier when you have to take nasty tasting medicine? My AI agent does all that and more, and that's why I'm such a winner

For sale: Shoehorn. For shoehorning.

Greglode Dobloppers in formal circumstampers, obvs.

Please all refer to me as Greglode from now on please

Final cancer treatment today! 🥳 Medical science NHS Family Forever grateful.

I shrive, You shrive, We all shrive, For pancakes.

Pinch Punch Pancakes

Has he been? Old Father Pancake, with his massive round flat head.

They should play 80s rock to accompany the Big Air at the Winter Olympics

Big day for frying pans tomorrow. Huge.

I think I should be banned from social media, and I don't think I'm alone in that. (Please read the second half of that sentence whichever way you choose to, they are both entirely valid views).

Still no Valentine's cards, the Royal Mail delivery issues are getting really bad now.

You could get the impression I hate genAI from my feed, but you'd be mistaken in thinking that. Hate really isn't a strong enough word.

Mistaken ball out feud?

Leftover love and chips today then

Of course I can write a Valentine's poem for you - My darling perfect partner, you mean so much to me I delegated out this loving task to bloody ChatGPT

Haven't got a clue what they're going on about, but love the enthusiasm of the snowboarding commentators at the Winter Olympics

Noooooooooooo! My keybooooooooooooard is brooooooooooooken!

So true, and some really great clips selected

They never ask if I want to opt out of receiving Pancake Day emails, do they? 😞

Searching the name of the most famous person who went to my school, to find the accounts of anyone else who went to my school. Then blocking, obviously.

"Ooh, a caricaturist! Will you do me? How much?" "Well, I'll need your home address. Job details. Internet history for the last two years. All of your banking information, obviously. Every photo on your phone. Passwords, natch." "Yay, this is going to be so much FUN! Can't wait to show everyone!"

Sold all of my gold and transferred to Mini Eggs 💰💰💰

It's a struggle at the moment isn't it? A real struggle. I know the days are slowly getting longer, but it really doesn't feel like it when the sky is just continually grey. Head down, keep going, one step after another.

"These extraordinary rumours are yet to have been matched with any hard proof" Oh come on now! www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

Just been to the supermarket and the lemons don't even say "Pancake Day" on the label. 🤬

Not quite the point, but as an aside our local homeless hostel recently made an appeal for mugs, so if you do feel you have too many mugs then there is probably somewhere near you too that would be grateful for the excess.

This is just my kind of thing, so maybe it's yours too?

He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot - Grandaddy

That's quite an evacuation

Thanks. 😐

Shaggy: Hey Scoob, wanna make a list of all of your favourite hobbies in order? Scooby: Ranking? Shaggy: Oh man, like TMI Scoob, TMI

Gotta find a use for it

Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges

I took a free AI training course and all I got was this stupid t-shirt* *with three arms and an apology that the previous one had four arms, that was incorrect

For sale - shoe cake. Cakey shoe.

Saw some snowdrops on my dog walk this morning. One little bit of joy. Didn't take a photo, get yourself out and find some too. We all need it.

Read about how weeing in your garden is meant to keep foxes away. Long story short, I'd had Sugar Puffs for breakfast and I'm fairly sure there's a Honey Monster burrow behind the shed now.

A little tip for writers who are editing: often the words you're cutting are good writing, just in the wrong place - so do what I did, save them in another file, and bingo! You've got a whole other book for free!

Saw this last night - it's almost sold out everywhere, but if you get the chance to go and see it I highly recommend it. Superb storytelling, best show we've seen for a fair few years.

[Posts a video with the caption "A Top Chef Taught Me This"] *I pick up two mushrooms and hold them in front of my eyes, then launch into a Dick Dastardly impression*