How fortunate we can check what all of the right wing commentators think about someone becoming PM without a general election, by looking back at their comments the last few times it has happened...

Dear Flight Attendants, No eggnog? Just say so. NO NEED FOR THAT LOOK

The term staycation officially limited in definition to when you stay at home and visit places in the local area. Everything else falls under the handy catch-all of "holiday".

Guard #1 - One of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies... Guard #2 - Not this again, Brian. It was one slice of cake. Three years ago. Can't we just move on from that?

Surely if you're following the rules it's a cooliday? It's a complete nonsense is what it is.

Oh, Ted 😟

Well done University of Sussex, standing up to the OfS. Looking forward to my daughter's upcoming graduation this summer even more now.

Yourself there, read this now so

Just ordered a book, maybe you should too? Loads of signed copies to browse!

Spent a bit of time this week watching the snooker with comms in German (while in Malta, oddly enough) and I'm pleased to report that the German for 'a shot to nothing' appears to be 'ein shot to nothing'.

Yo chat, y'all bustin' out the overnight oats yet or nah?

Chicken George in Worcester

Dreamt about a Caramac Wholenut bar, and now the real world is even more disappointing. Might have a nap and eat some more.

Never ever bloody anything ever

"And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and that was not good. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night, and so passed his GCSE" The Bible According to Spike Milligan

Are Arsenal really going to choke and give the people of Manchester the bragging rights once more? Or can they cling on to second place and keep United down in third?

Weekend cheeses - Camembert Cheshire Comté Dairylea (Saturdays only)

Tommy Cooper always took Reverend Spooner to a Spa in June.

Made bread and butter pudding using Aldi Rhubarb and Custard Hot Cross Buns and it is phenomenal!

Really they should hide the Easter Eggs in various places around the store

Inside each of us are two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither of them are working.

Simply Having a Wonderful Hot Cross Bun

Let's just pray they don't need to print anything at any point

They got some nice toasting going on with their meringue, not sure why they just abandoned it on the pavement

Spent ages thinking the feet were labelled the wrong way round - because if you were drawing dots on feet you'd do it on the sole, right?

Give it a couple of years and they'll have created the world's smallest normal Easter Egg, amirite? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

12 tons of KitKats? Surely they'd have spotted the thieves, not exactly light-fingered were they?

What time is it? What place of man?

"UA92 employed an average of 141 people throughout the year. During the current year UA92 enrolled 490 students across our multiple entry points." 🤦‍♂️

Somebody sort this - I rarely drink these days, but when that app pings I'll have a beer in one hand and a gin in the other and won't stop until I wake up the next day with no memory of why I got that drunk, and then I'll find out and can enjoy the sweet feeling anew.

I have a joke about Kermit the Frog but I'm not going to explain it if you don't get it.

Gilet, from the French for warm body, cold arms

Got a feeling today might be "sports student in shorts and flip-flops" day on campus

Leave three up top so they have to drop a couple of defenders back or risk being caught on the counter

Just picked up the first ice-cream van of the year on Merlin

What if it was an otter that looked like Winston Churchill? Surely acceptable?

Me when someone says they're having a staycation this year so they're just going to Devon for two weeks

Parade's cancelled. They ain't doing it.

Okay, I'm done now. Maybe.

Pam Ayres: a very, very weak pun - "I wish I'd looked after my tweets" - that I think she/her publicist took as some kind of personal attack. Or she did just feel it was a really, really bad pun, which is absolutely fair enough.

Good news everybody - my sense of taste is starting to come back! Unfortunately, everything currently tastes slightly of bananas, and I don't really like bananas.

You know Tony? Went to live in Latvia - everyone calls him Pasta these days

I remember when I was maybe four or five, playing with some plasticine, mixing all of the bright colours together and ending up with a big brown blob. All of the colours gone. Just brown. No colour, no way to get back to the colour. Brownness alone. Anyway, got to do some AI training at work.

"I'm sorry, I got that wrong. When you said Primary Targets, I searched for Primary Schools. Would you like me to search again for you?"

Lucky escape there. No clue how you even manage to hit the bridge like that, just after a sharp bend onto it. Excitement in Worcester!

The oiks are getting ideas above their station again! Is it really so hard to consider that not everyone peaks academically aged 17? Or is given the opportunity to do so? You have to wonder why league tables even bother with a value added measure, with thinking like this.

They always go on about the hard-working tax payers, don't they? What about us workshy fops? Do I not still pay tax? Mine should count double in fact, because making me work is such an affront to my very nature.