Elon has created a digital version of the Queen's magic mirror from Snow White, telling him he's the manliest man of them all.

"environmentalism is basically bad" Where the fuck do you think you live? You really want to give up breathable air and drinkable water for more money? This is dumb even for you.

The Shape of Water

I don't think she's actually read "The Hobbit" because Hobbits are not usually this bloodthirsty.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Season 4 of Babylon 5

DS9

Tired: Inflation measured by the CPI index from the Bureau of Labor Statistics Wired: Using data from DoorDash

In fact, both ideas are really terrible ones.

Have you met the American people? They absolutely will forget.

Tesla is a cult. Don't tell me differently.

It wasn't a hero sandwich, but he's a sandwich hero.

Over 2,000 years... Jesus was a communist.

Not even a big Parks & Rec fan but this is just the dumbest analysis I've ever heard.

I think Americans might slowly be getting the hang of this voting thing. Hopefully they keep learning and don't eff up again like they did last year.

SNAP is a terrible program. Just give poor people money rather than have this complex sadistic system of rules around what they can and can't eat.

You had one job. Just one.

Nothing but good should be said about the dead. Dick Cheney is dead. Good.

Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender. Copy and quote-post with the name of the song. I choose: "We Built This City" by Starship

Probably the best endorsement for Mamdani is that the Murdoch Post is afraid of him.

Quebec and Alberta are currently playing "hold my beer"

Jake Trumper, at it again with his bullshit.

Real "Charlie Brown had hoes" vibes here.

Maury Povich: And the lie detector determined that THAT was a lie.

Everyone's blocking the newly added US government bluesky accounts. Creating my own block list of them plus any of the MAGAts that support them. bsky.app/profile/did:...

This post is so bad that one might think it was written by AI.

Added her to a list of idiot accounts after her whitewashing of Charlie Kirk. Based on shit like what she posted below, totally made the right call.

Guess the American assholes aren't all on the Republican side.

The Shadow War from Babylon 5.

Janeway did a lot of effed up things, but killing Tuvix was the right thing.

Ugh, please don't make me defend James Comey of all people.

Kash Patel told someone to write something anti-ICE on a bullet casing, and they took him literally and wrote Anti-ICE. These are the dumbest fascists ever.

I won't quote-tweet our main character of the day, but if your complaint is that Charlie Kirk's words are being taken out of context, I'd encourage you to skim through the Media Matters tag for his name. They have hundreds of posts about Kirk and most have longer clips that give the full context.

Live your life in such a way that no one finds joy in your death.

PSA: You are under zero obligation to speak well of the dead. If they lived their life as an asshole, that's how they should be remembered.

WTF @cnn.com ? At this point, just call yourselves Fox News.

Andrew Wakefield has entered the chat.

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most. I don't think I'll see a dumber post than this today, although the day is still young.

On a bus, stuck in traffic on the parkway that's not moving, heading to a job I can fully do remotely, for what? So I can buy a cup of coffee downtown instead of from a local shop in the suburbs? Yeah, totally worth the carbon footprint here. #RTO

RIP Graham Greene

It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) Leave What's the Frequency, Kenneth? The Great Beyond Everybody Hurts Orange Crush Bad Day Man on the Moon All the Right Friends Bang and Blame Drive The One I Love

And yet white "farmers" from South Africa get the red carpet rolled out for them.

Even for Tom, this is a dumb argument.

Just a reminder that there are no good billionaires. They all suck.

And who decides what is good art vs. bad art?

Can't have a recession if you fire the person responsible for the economic data.

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

Not going to be able to trust the labour market stats out of the US anymore, as trump is going to politicize them too. share.google/Ao03srrMrWP9...