Hey, so... I've seen a lot of people be like "I'm Ex MAGA! I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS!" recently and I just want to say, go fuck yourselves. Yes, you did. We told you. We warned you. You called us snowflakes. Fuck off. If it took you this long to be a decent human, you're not one. Go die, do us a favor.

Pisscraft? Anyway. Both of these reagents have been used for thousands of years because they are readily available and potent. In modern society, they are less used due to our modern sanitation standards.

I just don't understand what trans people did wrong. All we want is to be left alone and happy. We are met with murderous rage. I just don't understand why.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social In 2017, you used your amazing Joker voice to voice a new year tweet from the chief cheeto. If you haven't seen this I'd like to share an animation of that moment done by Ramon Arango found at www.youtube.com/@raydudeindahouse

So, this time... remember last time? They won't play by the rules. Hypocrisy doesn't matter. They have no principles, and no scruples. Do not fight them fair. They are showing up to the super soaker fight with gun full of piss and acid. Opposition to nazis is always morally correct and justified.

This probably seems grim, but given recent events, it might be a good idea to publicly display a declaration of life, especially if you fall into one of the target demographics Take mine or make your own:

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Ok dumb question. What do we call bluesky posts? Sending a butterfly? Skyping... wait... that's taken.... any ideas?

Alright, I've experienced a lot of finger-wagging BS as an american from my foreign friends. So let's talk about it. For context, america is now ruled by billionaire oligarchs that do Nazi Salutes.... So let's talk about how we got here, and what to do about it from my perspective.

Oooooh ok... so the tiktok ban was all a ploy for the orange, hate flavorblasted, diaper shitting, cheeto in chief, to make himself look like a hero by lying and going back on promises he himself made. Now, it all makes sense. The shamelessness of this shitty stupid BS is deplorable and exhausting.

I hate how cringe the people burning the world to the ground are. Like, where's the cackling supervillan with impeccable fashion? Why are we stuck with sweaty basement dwelling nerds that try so hard to be cool a 9 year old can tell they're lame. Is apocalyptic grace too much to ask for?

Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security threat than: School shootings, self proclaimed "Technoking" oligarch Elon Musk, facebook propaganda, climate change, billionaire owned media, the worse healthcare in the world, and a convicted felon about to enter office? Cus I'm confused

How much does it cost to never see an advertisement ever again? There has to be a point where that's possible right?

Everytime I pick up an egg I am reminded of my free will. I can cook it, fry it, omlet, scramble, crunch the shell raw, make cookies, make pancakes or waffles, pelt children, whip the whites into sweet stiff peaks, create a homunculus, there's just so many possibilities. What do you do with eggs?

Dear every fucking piece of technology, I don't want to download an app. I don't want to make an account. I'm not turning on notifications unless I want to. You dont need my location or permissions for everything. Fuck off. Leave me alone. I will use you how I want. I want dumb tech back!

Call me basic but i love this. Spotify wrapped is so fun

So what happens when we express ourselves? You already know. It's violence, hatred, and rage wrappet up in prodestant work ethic and puritanical values. The sheer vitriol and amount of dehumanization is phenomenal. In a flash, you are no longer a person. You are just an obstacle to peace. #Trans

It feels like so many people walk around this world confident that humans only have 2 gender expressions. The concept of human exceptionalism is so moronic. You are a feature of nature, not something that exists outside of it. Grow up.

So much of the world and the culture of the US is against us and relies on this fictional binary that we deeply supress ourselves to the point of self-destruction. Yes this binary is fictional. All binaries outside of programming are. I don't know why only having two options is so important. #trans

I'm one of those girls that always knew. I dressed up as Morticia when I was young, and even cosplayed a pregnant virgin mary when I was 8. Coming out as trans was still a suprise aparently. Cis people refuse to see these signs in their children, and gaslight themselves that we're like them. #trans

The first thing to know about being Trans is you should never show your true face online. It's too risky. It doesn't matter how careful you think you are, someone will find you, and threaten your life. That is why my profile is so obvuscated. It's probably not enough, but it will do for now.

I think we might change things up in here. I'm going to be using this as a public diary for my trans experiance. A lot of people think that we are the problem, which is insane. So here's what it's been like, and some of the things I have been through since coming out in 06. Enjoy. #transgender

Just a quick reminder. Any time you hear the phrase "Woke Mind Virus" they are talking about empathy, decency, not being the worst person in existance, caring for other people, letting people live their lives, and allowing people agency and control over themselves... Just so you know. #politics

Can you imagine trying to smash a lad/lass and all you have is an deflated air-mattress? "So, tell me what... Vvvvvrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuvuuuvuuururrr! "TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE INTO!" vuuuuuurrrvvuurrrrrr! "HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HOME DECOR?" Vvvvvvuuuuuuuuuuuur! Absolutely despicable. 0/10

My son was happily playing and rolling in the corner near the light. I turned it on and he did a suprised wiggle and said "bloof." At the light.

Ok, so, like I get the virtue signal of "I like her personality," and yeah, that's great, it's important, sure... But ALSO I am willing to be a lot more tollerant of flaws if her ass is the size of a king sized pillow and she does mind smothering my face or hip checking me into a wall with it ok?

I'd like to rake a moment to appreciate fall. Its been 60s-70s with some 50s here for the past week. Sun is shining. There's some gentle rain on occasion. I love autumn. I love it so much that I was born just before it. It will always be my favorite season. Enjoy my fall.

I'm having one of those days where I'm wondering if Polyamory is even worth it. Im in a V with my wife as a hinge. I asked my meta to clean the bathroom and... he did one toilet... out of the three bathrooms. Trash? No. Bath? No. Floor? No. Towel change? No. If I yell at him, he'll breakdown.

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Did I mention NO ONE CAN STOP ME?! Not even Vegeta! 😤 [ #doodle | #DragonBall | #DBZ ]

I wonder what you think is better: The Illusion of Immortality, or the Acceptance of Mortality. Which do you find more freeing? I prefer the second. Death is a part of us all, and it's ridiculous to ignore it. You shouldn't rush to her embrace, but without an ending there would be little meaning.

It's nice having a baby that is young enough that all you need to do to entertain him is just... give him a thing. Chip clip was gold for 5 days. Now we have a baloon i can clip onto the foot of his PJs. Rndless enjoyment. I wish I was that easy to entertain. Life would have more vibrance I think.

Ever wonder if when a snake gets really backed up with gas it starts to look like a ballon animal. I wonder how many snakes have accidentally farted themselves into baloon animal poodles or giraffes? Do you ever wonder if they do it for bedroom roleplay? I do.

You know what's dumb? Shorts. Why are half the pant the same price? Makes no fucking sense. Some asshole is rolling and laughing in cash. Fuck that guy. Also, why does my husband wear 4 shorts a day? Bro, you were gaming inside. You did nothing. Why? I do laundry and no shit smell, so why? Bullshit.

In todays episode of how fucked up is fucked up... how is it I am in a poly relationship with two other people and I STILL feel like a single mom, do all the dishes, laundry, bathroom cleaning, trash, vacuuming, and fridge clearing of expired item? What the fuck happened? #polyamory

At the moment the hardest part of being a mom, is putting my kid to bed (he's learning to do it himself) and having to walk away when he makes the most adorable high pitched squeak I've ever heard. That... and the smell of poop now that he's on solid food. That shit is pealing the paint.