It really REALLY seems to me that topping a Zuckerchuck app (Threads) would be a slam dunk, BlueSky. And yet…here we are…

Is…Shitler falling asleep?

The end justifies ALL means of it results in retaining power. White golf know their days are numbered and shit is gettin’ ugly.

I’m truly waiting to be told trump can’t be a pedophile, because would a pedophile even draw pubic hair

Amplifying foot ‘Mossad Maxwell’. Funnier when you consider that Mossad probably killed her father.

It don't block a civil suit. SUE, my brother.

Exactly how is she coloring her hair in prison. And don't pretend she's not or that I'm a shithead for pointing it out.

There is no lazier profession in the world right now than book cover design: same EXACT font, characters (usually a women, just not in this case) featured from behind, titles like 'The Tailor's Daughter', 'The Ironwork's Son', blah, blah...ick.

Putin and Medvedev go out to dinner. Waiter: What will you have? Putin: I'll have the steak. Waiter: And the vegetable? Putin: He'll have the steak, too.

It's called a vasectomy, you unstable compound.

@cbseveningnews.bsky.social The Hortmans made ‘the ultimate sacrifice’?!? Motherfuckers, THEY WERE MURDERED. JFC…

This is SO on-brand for a clusterfuck of an administration.

Does Parade Hegseth still have a job this morning? If so, HOW?

Reposted simply for 'performative leg humping'.

Siri, show me a picture of an evil shrew.

I have said repeatedly since yesterday that I'm a little surprised that people think she didn't INTENTIONALLY say this.

Boo hoo. Are people afraid of touching their screens? goodereader.com/blog/kindle/...

This is FUCKED beyond all measure.

I have a golf feed here BlueSky. Between Shitler and disc golf, there’s very, very ‘actual’ golf in it.

Say her name.

Maybe that fixed his wally eye? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

He greeted you graciously on the first tee, you big baby. You're just pissed you pissed it away. sports.yahoo.com/article/mast...

A motion to rename this market curve the Gulf of Trump

This Megyn Kelly tongue-bathing of Elmo is something else. And, hey, people aren't buying Teslas because they're afraid they'll get keyed. It's because a) MAGATs are Poors, and b) Elmo is a douchebag. www.yahoo.com/news/megyn-k...

Is this a 'better late than never' thing? www.yahoo.com/news/us-sena...

@georgetakei.bsky.social So...the dirt on Shitler and The Apprentice?

‘I am a turd. Though not rich, I don’t know what I-didn’t-grow-it-myself food is called. Groceries? No idea. Do you peasants call them that? Groceries. That’s a funny word. Funny word. Groceries. Huh.’

Ron DeSantis said this. RON DESANTIS. www.yahoo.com/news/repels-...

Oh, Tiger, you loveable scamp. (seriously, I could have totally done without his 'joke')

Served, STILL a Gravy SEAL:

As a decades long NPR listener who gave it up after the election, I had become increasingly annoyed at how much air/rope is given to conservatives, so I don't want to hear any bitching about how they're biased.

Musk’s little spawn: ‘They’ll never know.’ ‘They’ll never know,’ TRUE STORY, PEOPLE WAKE TFU

Boo fucking whoo, doofus. www.pgatour.com/article/news...

No. Go the fuck away.

@schumer.senate.gov FUCK YOU

CHUCK SCHUMER IS A PUSSY

Two things can be true at once: 1) I'm as liberal as they come, and 2) CHUCK SCHUMER IS A DOUCHBAG.

So now we have the 17-yearl-old spawn of the spawn of Satan harnessing her vast life experience to tell us what's up. How about STFU, go to college, and play golf. We don't need, nor do we want, to hear from you.

Man, I am SO here for all the vitriol being sent Phil Mickelson's way... #Golf

FAFO

Okay, all stigma aside, Paris Jackson is fucking HOT. She gonna wear a sheer dress somewhere? Yeah, you GO girl.

So Severance kinda sucked this week…

I said what I said, and I regret nothing.

Golf is its own worst enemy.

Newsome says something not 100% trans-positive. Dems lose their fucking minds. THIS IS WHY WE LOSE DIPSHITS.