This app fucking sucks

Need some yap and flaps with someone

We gotta forced people who play RP servers in rockstar games to get jobs

Just blew my job interview. I have no valentine. I’m also still balding, fat, and playing COD.

I hate buying Pokémon cards because of cry baby kids keep trying to take one of elite trainer boxes

Call me a barista the way I be flicking my girls bean

Women are mirages sent by the devil to lessen my relationship with god

Can we please go back to referring little people as homunculus

She blocked me

I don’t fucking care anymore man just shut up when the movie is playing

Just jacking my #Boner

An Iraq war veteran hasn’t experienced the real pain of listening to a white bitches Spotify playlist

Shouting out “FIRST” after breaking her hymen

TonySopranoAlphaEdit3.mov is the only thing helping me get through my 8 hour Burger King shit.

Had to treat myself for lowering my tenants rent from 3,400 to 3,300. It’s a thankless job.

I’m gay

She blew me through the monitor call that desktop

Checking to see if my mom is still watching the movie

What it’s like when a bad bitch explains to me how she’s gonna use the strap on

me when there’s a lunar eclipse

If I gotta go through another talking stage of “so what’s your favorite color?” I will kill myself 😭

Told my family I’m bringing the political discussion to the table for thanksgiving….. also paper plates

Just got fired from mechanic job for mishearing “jack off in the truck”

How it feels when you see a police officer on the highway and they haven’t killed themselves

Video on the absolutely dogshit Borderlands movie will come out sometime this week, gonna be fighting tooth and nail with the copyright claim system but it's worth it to hear @dyceyboi.bsky.social cry over borderlands lore

Anyone else glad they swapped from Bluesky to X?

Gay cinephiles come out of the criterion closet

need pussy from a girl who cant pronounce worcestershire

Studying at a liberal arts school going to they/theminars

Any women with a pulse looking for a train wreck of a man?

Cold leftover pizza