I've never felt more like myself then when I'm ushering a small animal to come closer to me

He put his genes in my box call that a punnett square

Kendrick Lamar just brought bellbottom jeans back into style I'm so happy

You'll have to pry this bottle of cinnamon sugar from my cold dead hands

Every time I remember ginger people have red pubes I laugh outloud

I did this again today. It's never not funny

Nothing is worse than hearing a man say he 'wants cuddles'

I'm waiting for a Lethal Company ARG

When is it my turn to have an unstable, emotionally abusive girlfriend?

This picture is badass

She blew me through the monitor call that desktop

Whoever invented everything bagel needs they pussy ate

The fact this got 0 likes is very telling. You're all puffin haters.

First fart of the new year

I'm making small talk with the gas station clerk and say, "haha this is like my third doughnut this week!" and he goes, "is that a lot for you normally? 😒" dude.

Free will means gluing googly eyes on things

I would've absolutely freaked it at club in the 70s

how it felt to look up 'girls kissing' for the first time in 2014

Real

Hugely underappreciated

derp xP

This is why I practice fireball 100 times each morning and 100 times each night bruh 🤣🤙

I take it back, she'd be a Snivy... how did i not see it before 😫

I love commenting "I just looked at this guy's post history and umm ???" under random peoples posts

Someone teased me for smiling at my phone saying "oooh who're you talking tooo?" but I was looking at frog pictures on pinterest

My cat figured out I have costochondritis now she sits on my chest every morning for breakfast

I love this thing

I need a friend that can hyperfocus on nintendo with me

This is my fursona

Sage would be an Espeon

Cop show but the main detective has a transatlantic accent for no reason

I didn't get this stone tower on the edge of a cliff by resting on my laurels. You have to grind if you want anything bigger than your straw hut in the woods.

Why do normal flavored candies always have a minty aftertaste during the Christmas season

As I've aged I've come to reluctantly like country music

Y'all if a gnome tells you to follow him to the end of the rainbow do NOT follow him jfc

Why do we call white people cracker and not whippersnapper

gay

is this anything

Every time I blink at my cat and she doesn't blink back an angel cries.

Anyone know where I can swap apprentices? Mine just took 15 minutes to answer the bridge troll's riddles three 🙄

You should have seen that sorcerer's face when his level IV Lightning hit my Reflect Magics ward 🤣🤣✌ #wizard #spellcasting #sorcererfails

Every like and repost is another point of mana I add to my spells

I made a garfsona for @nothinbutlag.bsky.social but I don't know if he ever saw it 😔✊ | #art #furry #garfield

I'm going to finish this one of these days lol | #art #landscape

$20 fursona commission with a $20 tip! 🍃🥱 | #art #furry #fursona

that time I made a bunch of Garfsonas for people lol | #art #furry #fursona #garfield

fursona I designed a while back for @foolishkia.bsky.social | #art #furry #fursona

$20 commission with an $80 tip 😮 comms are open

Thinking about the time I made my highschool counselor cry

Studying at a liberal arts school going to they/theminars