Why hasn't Trump been impeached yet? What are people waiting for???

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested at Sandringham home

Idiocracy was a documentary.

ME, who wears glasses, looking down over the balcony at the kitty a few levels below: OMG Hi Kitty! Such a handsome kitty! KITTY, looking at a human with the largest eyes they've ever seen: 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Resource Manager: We're all in this together! Director: You're very positive about all this... RM: Well usually I'd say 'We're all in the same boat' but this boat is the Titanic.

ALCARAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS GUYS GUYS! MY BFF ADOPTED A PUPPER 😍 I get to meet him tomorrow!!!!!

If Australia's Prime Minister stood at a podium and spouted the same trash Trump has, not only would the rest of the world ignore it but our government would act. Why isn't anyone stopping him?

At this point it's a question of why the US "democratic" government aren't putting a stop to Trump's bullshit. Does a US government actually exist, or is it a dictatorship?

We saw Janice in the driveway yesterday. Rich said a very friendly hello, she ignored him 🤣 Fuck Janice!

I would just like everyone to know that I have managed to secure a second *and possibly a third* pair of the most comfortable work/dress-casual pants I've ever had. It's taken 3 months of searching Australia-wide and 6 cancelled orders, but one JUST ARRIVED and the other is awaiting shipping.

Monday Jan 12th, 10:10pm. Time stamped to Australian time. As of this point in time, if Trump's America invades, attacks, or threatens Greenland, it's because the US Government and Congress let it happen. The threats, the trash talk, the unhinged rants. Leash your mutt.

If anyone wants to direct negative energy anywhere, we've been trying for 5yrs to get our balcony fixed and the lady above just called us out in a strata meeting for a) not being there in person (we're there via zoom cos WE HAVE JOBS) and b) something she made up entirely. Her name is Janice.

For my #Uglydogs: Replica of Sir Douglas Mawson's hut in Antarctica (1911-1914) plus commemorative statues of Basilisk (standing) and Alexandra (on the sled). 📍Hobart, Australia

My immediate friends are okay, but their family friends are not. Sydney is not.

Usually my calendar is colour-coded by activities, but for the next 3 weeks it's colour-coded by location. From Dec 15-Jan 5, I'm looking at Newcastle, Sydney, Hobart, Launceston, Sydney, Newcastle, Sydney, and I am excited AF!

For the record, when the rest of the world sees this Leavitt chick pop up, they tune out as they know it's all lies. We're well past the arguments over whether the Trump administration is destroying America. The rest of the world is now paying attention to what the US is going to do about it.

Overheard just now on the train: "As the eldest daughter, I am the Vice-Matriarch of this family and I hold control when Mum isn't part of the conversation. The answer is No, absolutely not." She was talking to her Dad on the phone🤣

Tomorrow is our work Scavenger Hunt and let me tell you, as highly-competitive ex-teacher my team is AMAZING. We have a colour (white), name (White Venom), team song (!), and a mascot (snek). The task is photo-based so if you follow me on Insta, expect some pics over the coming days!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #UglyDogs

3 and 4, and the secret 5th option of trauma & alcohol

Guys look! Tiny babbeh has two new even tinier babbehs 🪴🥰

#UglyDogs (No, the dogs are not ugly, we are a mushing fandom and there's a really nice story behind that hashtag)

The next time someone asks me what my anxiety feels like, I'm gonna tell them to watch Supernatural S4E6.

little known fact: before the white stripes released seven nation army, sports stadiums would go through lengthy periods of utter silence multiple times a game

AMERICANS: "The land of the free!" THE REST OF THE WORLD: "Oh honey, no..."

So if the government is shut down, how can the President order National Guard into service? FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HE'S USING THE HITLER PLAYBOOK.

Please everyone go watch Schindler's List. This week.

The rest of the world wants to know how Trump has been able to destabilise the a) "democratic" b) "land of the free". Hashtag come at me MAGA.

This throwaway joke in Only Murders In The Building was fucking WILD. What a deep cut in a show for boomers

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

Last night I booted the fuck out of my bed and dislocated three toes. Given the swelling that has come up today, I think I have once again fractured my little toe 😵‍💫

Me at 12:30pm WFH on a Thursday: Woohoo, Supernatural lunch hour! MS Teams: *Weekly workplace meditation session starts* This is how I know I'm rich.

Idiocracy is fast becoming a documentary.

The orange fuckhead is in the UK playing "politics" when the US is focusing on Jimmy Kimmel? Please, anyone in the US, READ A FUCKING BOOK.

I have work's annual ball at the end of October and though I still haven't really decided on a dress/jumpsuit, I have decided on a colour theme (matte black and sparkly silver). Today I managed to find shoes, a bag, and all my jewellery and hair accessories in the space of about half an hour ✨

Trump bans journalist from press conference cos he's a whiny bitch who is too scared to be asked questions that actually relate to his role

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

Prime Video: "Are you enjoying Supernatural?" Me, who has been watching nothing but Supernatural for the past 3 months: 👀

L o L

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FYI I have rejoined The Other Place but only so I can complain and keep up to date on politics/tech/financial happenings (important for my job) and not under my known sn. If you know me and you do still talk over there, lmk and I will follow you but I wont be talking about personal stuff.

Yet again my Amazon Package was 'delivered' and is nowhere to be seen. I got downstairs 2 minutes after the notification arrived. They didn't ring the bell. Checked everywhere it could be. No photo in the delivery update. Absolutely sick of this shit.

In unrelated news, I got nominated for a national award through my (kickass) workplace and through I didn't make the final round I did get invited to The Table for the event in a week or so. If anyone has any tips on how to make it so that my feet never hurt in cute heels, I have like.... 8 days.

110% sure I just got 'typecast' at my local grocery store and that this woman will be checking the video cameras. I know I look like shit, but for her and the security guards' sakes I hope she gets off on seeing a tired 40y/o woman buy a plant, half price shampoo, and sugarfree Red Bull.

The lady who has used my email address for years has received an insurance quote for a roof replacement, sent to my email address. I'm not going to reply. It appears as though her and her husband have resolved their marriage woes, as he is also listed on the insurance quote. Stupid woman.

Netanyahu can go *&^% himself.

Rich just now, replying to work emails on a Saturday: "Fuck it hurts to be nice."