The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I think I just dodged a bullet there...

Preschooler shutting me in his room with his stuffies while he goes to the bathroom: "Papa, will you watch the kids?"

Whelp! I just gargled with children's Tylenol. I guess it really is time for bed.

Hah! I forgot all about this! As Tolkien crackpot theories go, I rather like it.

Okay, I can get a few minutes of writing in I think. [Opens laptop] Well now I'm exhausted.

So this is a bad sign: I'm struggling to remember one of horrible things that happened this week. The one just before the shooting in Australia. Was that Rob Reiner's death or was there another one. It'll come to me but damn. You shouldn't be able to lose track of shit like this.

The modern Voltaire is "I agree with everything you said but, man, you come off like a douche."

Reportable Events, episode 68 Original Post 12/11/2017 "Arms and the Man" In which the medical staff discuss differential diagnoses on a new patient. #ReportableEvents #flashfiction

dCember continues to be in the pocket of Big Kilt. #d&d #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd

Yeah, this tracks.

Every time Warpforge updates it demands I delete other apps, even with plenty of space. Today a 219MB update required deleting 1.5GB of files despite having 3 extra GB of free space. I think its jealous that I have Tacticus on my phone and wants me to delete it. I can enjoy two 40k games, dude!

Just logging in for a minute to pick something to be horrified about today.

Preschooler, apropos of nothing: "Papa, did you know something? I love you very much." Going to hang onto that one for a while. #parenting

What is the city's fight song? #WorldBuildingWednesday #worldbuilding #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d #writing Inspired by @bretdevereaux.bsky.social 's latest article on Hoplites.

What if Momento but more confusing? Today on dCember... #d&d #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd

dCember continues with one of the grosser items on the list. Consult your cleric if you find yourself with unexplained bleeding after casting. #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d

What word can you not spell, despite it being central to your job/life? Mine is "referral" Three Rs? In this economy?

Reportable Events, episode 67 Original Post 12/9/2017 "Last Clinical Day in East" In which we celebrate the best day of the semester while Jaime continues to tempt fate. #ReportableEvents #flashfiction

I hope you like pun-based diseases, because that's what dCember is this week. #d&d #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd

Weird thing about this place is that you can see dozens of tributes and memorials to a person before catching the detail that they were murdered.

Today's dCember. In modern/sci-fi, cyberpunk settings the arm may take your phone and start shitposting. Or making weird role-playing game tables. #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d

Weekend catch up for dCember. I'm not really sure what would happen if someone with Hungry Bones ate a skeleton with Osteosmosis. Cancel each other out or double up? #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d

A 40k Total War game sounds cool and all but do you know what I really want? King of Dragon Pass on an Eldar craftworld.

dCember continues... If you eat a copper piece a day you can slowly build up a tolerance. You can use an epipen, but you're going to need to get one with a bone or ceramic needle. #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d

Great to know but my driveway has crummy cell service. I wish there was a way to get this information offline. Maybe a hardcopy that I could keep in my car. I guess it would probably have to be specific to the make and model too. Big ask I know but I'm sure AI will come up with something for that.

Just going through the quote posts on this and following the folks with the funniest and most brutal responses.

Need to free up some brain space so here's are some hacky politics jokes: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb doesn't need to be changed. It's the brightest It's ever been. We've never had a brighter lightbulb in all of American history.

YouTube ads have been straight up lies for a while now but this is a new low. This ad claims to be for a "non invasive glucometer" but it just shows a series of pulse oximeters. Some of which are clearly labeled "pulse oximeter".

Reportable Events, episode 66 Original Post 12/6/2017 "Nine Tenths of the Law" In which terminology changes over time. #flashfiction #ReportableEvents

Today's dCember: bones are a rich source of calcium, so remember to take some vitamin D to boost absorption. #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d

Hey #booksky, what's the etiquette about posting reviews on here for books you weren't thrilled about? Last two I read were fine but kind of lackluster 3/5 at best. I'm cool with it if the answer is just shut your damn mouth and stick to the glowing reviews, just want to know.

Reportable Events, episode 65 Original Post 12/4/2017 "Der Fledermaus" In which bat facts come in handy. #flashfiction #ReportableEvents

dCember for 12/8/2025. The real reason most wizards wear hats. #d&d #ttrpgs #dnd #ttrpg

I love Wavelength, but only just played the co-op version for the first time. I might actually like it better? Anyone know any other light co-ops that hit like this?

Reportable Events, episode 64 Original Post 12/1/2017 "Sixth Clinical Day in East" In which Clinical finally produces some actionable education. #flashfiction #ReportableEvents

Getting back into working on an playtesting a ttrpg I basically shelved when thr baby was born. It has AI placeholder art for the playbooks and I'd like to divest myself of it. Anyone have a line on a decent open source archive for placeholder art assets?

So who's called DCF on this guy? Has anyone seen his baby recently?

Today's dCember. Your heart can be harvested for gold equal to your Con. #d&d #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd

What's the Bluesky equivalent of tying yourself to the mast?

dCember for 12/8. I assume the Goblin insists that it's the one who's legs turned into a jackass adventurer. What if the rest of the party decide they like the Goblin better? #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d

Its pretty cool when the state lets you take paid leave. But if your employer is going to eat your next paycheck for back payments on insurance, the state should take that into account. [Freedom of speech guy or whatever]

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Those D&D floor and ceiling monsters are so unrealis-

By my standards, this was a runaway, but seems tacky to do a "well this blew up" in someone else's thread.

Reportable Events, episode 63 Original Post 11/29/2017 "R is for Restrictions" In which I'm glad I didn't try to follow this rule in the blog. #flashfiction #ReportableEvents

Getting caught up on dCember. Where do your hands go at night? #ttrpgs #ttrpg #dnd #d&d

Reportable Events, episode 62 Original Post 11/27/2017 "Try Before You Buy" In which we can't have nice things, because that would be bribery. #flashfiction #ReportableEvents

I finally finished up the Brine & Blood podcast from @pathofnight.bsky.social breaking my streak of drifting away from podcasts for the last few years. I liked the story and acting but the tech side was what I appreciated the most. It's actually *edited* and everyone's mic works.

That stage of #parenting when you realize your kid saying they are too sick for school is probably the best indicator that they are fine to go.

Reportable Events, episode 61 Original Post 11/24/2017 "Thanks But No Thanks" In which we count our blessings #flashfiction #ReportableEvents