Rubberlocked Rosalina 🔒 (@rialowell.bsky.social)

The color blue in Magic The Gathering is in eternal pursuit of perfection. You need time to build to that ideal. High toughness helps get there, so his enormous butt means he’s really smart! Just keep ramming into that fat ass. Having doughy cheeks on a boy is fine, so long as he’s drawing cards…

add a skeleton here at some point