Well, that’s weird.

Somebody was always getting it after Arsenal lost to scum. It was us. Fair do’s. They’ve taken big bastards FC to billion pound levels. Move on. (Just hope the confidence levels haven’t been twatted too much) #lufc

This was my beef the other week - they were at the Man U game…supposed to be a horrible, nasty atmosphere and you’ve got the jazz lads busting some house classics out.

It might take a year, maybe 2 or 5 or 10…but a lot of people in America are going to prison for a very long time. #trump #epstein

What’s better? A full court Hail Mary buzzer-beater in basketball, or a goalie scoring in football?

2 arsenal tickets just gone on resale - east stand. #lufc

Erling Haaland has just scored right in front of the galatasaray fans and done the Leeds salute. Class. #lufc

Their change pinned Bogle and JJ back. So if we change to a back 4, suddenly we have wingers pinning them back. They were awful and we let them drift back into it. Nerves crept in and we couldn’t hold onto the ball. Fortune favours the brave. #lufc

Ao Ao Ao? What was that performance all about? Jeez! #lufc

Very good. They are so bad that they’ve lulled us into a false sense of security, making us think we have 10 minutes of time on the ball. Seen both sides of Brendy tonight aswell. Simple = 3 points. #lufc

Everton are inconsistent, crowd notorious for getting on their backs, hardly won at their new home, starters out injured. And we seem to be playing 5-4-1. Daniel has credit in the bank so I’ll go with it…but surely these are there for steaming into? #lufc

I would like Leeds United to win a game of association football tonight.

And Kamala Harris would have been worse than this you say?

After spending years, untroubled at the top of the charts, I can announce that the Aldi sriracha has usurped the encona West Indian hot pepper sauce as the No1 chilli sauce of choice in this household.

#traitors Really thought Stephen was going to produce the greatest TV backstabbing since…

More la liga madness tonight!

If you get chance, check out Rotherham’s first goal yesterday. Hilarious OG off the Stockport defenders arse. Harry Gray closest player around so I’m happy to give it to him. #lufc

Currently watching one of the weirdest Leeds United links. Elia Caprile Vs Weston Mckennie. Anyone got owt weirder? #lufc

Our free signings coming up clutch. You love to see it. #lufc

Leeds game in the filthy corporate today! Wonder if Noel Whelan will be around. I had a running beef with him on Twitter after I said that Pontus Jansson was our best defender SINCE Lucas. Whelan couldn’t grasp the word ‘since’. Went on for days. Might bring it up. #lufc

2 Fulham tickets just gone on resale - east stand - happy hunting! #lufc

I’ve had an absolute boffin work this out. 1/13300 chance of that record. 0.0075%. What is more likely is an FA conspiracy to make sure we never win the FA cup. Makes you think. #lufc

The worst possible draw for us is Brighton away. An awful game of nothingness on a Sunday lunchtime leading to a timid 2-0 loss. That’s my bet.

Been eyeing up a new mattress. Got it down to two very similar candidates, could go either way really but just seen one advertised pitch side at old Trafford. Mind now made up. Done deal.

Every ‘behind the scenes’ clip at thorp arch seems to show these two arsing about together. Great bond they’ve struck up - you love to see that sort of thing. Adorable. #lufc

I almost feel sorry for Jack Harrison, he’s an absolute shadow of the player from 5 years ago.

No red cards please. No injuries. No extra time. Just dispatch them and move on. #lufc

Thomas Frank will be West Ham manager by the end of January. Nailed on.

Hope Harvey Barnes drops a jar of branston pickle on his bare foot tonight. #lufc

Right. Bedtime. Right after I dig out my Harvey Barnes voodoo doll and do terrible, awful things to it.

Bastard. Proud of them all. We have flaws and defects all over the shop but they do have bollocks and that’s why we’re staying up. 1% increase In killer instinct with the chances at the end and we win it. Bastard. #lufc

3 points here would be insanely good. Big boy pants time Leeds - 3 points again are in your lap. Who wants them? Like really, really wants them? #lufc

As I sat watching our 3rd tepid, nothing away display in a row vs Brighton, I just wanted us to have a go, smack some of these established premier league clubs in the mouth. Wasn’t bothered about winning really - just have a go. Much more like it. #lufc

I will be utterly ASTONISHED if we go on to win this. ASTONISHED. They will go fully all out after feeling a little peeved and we do t seem to be doing too well at keeping the ball out of late. Our best bet is to ride it out, and get one of them sent off.

Think this one will be a step too far for the lads. Harvey Barnes always scores against us. That knobhead Gordon will dive for a pen. Can’t see us scoring with that line-up so a spirited 0-0 is my hope. #lufc

That Kubo chap at Real Sociedad is a player. Whenever I see him, he has an impact - and is cool as a cucumber around the box picking players out. Runs his head off aswell. Would love us to stay up and throw some of our filthy premier league money at him. #lufc

Wrexham are 1 point off the playoffs. They couldn’t, could they?

Man City’s Reijnders there, given a handball as the ball hits him around the sleeve. Thought that was deliberate handball and a yellow card? No?

There must have been a dozen situations today where our CB’s won a header, and it was calmly retrieved by their midfield with no pressure. I call that the Ethan Zone. He’s very good at reading those and getting to where it’s going to drop. We didn’t have that today. That ref at Liverpool 😡

Bastard. Could have beaten them with a bit less of the old cagey-cagey. They were shit. One bastard mistake. Bastard. Think Rodon, Ampadu and Bogle see us through that. Bastard.

LEEDS UNITED - CAPITALISE ON THE GIFT LEFT BY THE FOOTBALL GODS IN YESTERDAYS RESULTS. A TEN POINT GAP COULD SET US UP FOR DECADES. YES IM SHOUTING!

Getting ready to set off to Elland Road. They do have some very good players, and we have some of our best missing - but we have a very good chance here. Just don’t go 2 down like last time. Direct to DCL, keep the crowd feral - they will shit themselves. Into em Leeds - it’s hero time.

I used to watch (and laugh at) a programme called Doomsday Preppers. (American) lunatics who were getting ready in all sorts of wacky ways for the end of the world. Bunkers, bug-out vehicles, bushcraft…and loads of weapons of course. Beginning to think they might have been onto something.

What a set of results this is. Perfect. We just need to go and do the business. Capitalise.

That’ll do Declan, that’ll do.

Things I’m manifesting for tomorrow: Huge win. DCL hat trick. Clean sheet. The “let’s go fucking mental” song. “The Butcher” crying as DCL flattens him for the 10th time. Red card and “time to go”. Klich at halftime. #lufc

Hope a Newcastle or Villa go in January to tempt Bowen.

Wow! Wolves giving them a right shoeing!!

Brighton now! Georginio!!