Aye, they'd never do anything like that.

There was a young Japanese couple near us. Never seen anyone look as happy and terrified at the same time!

Crowd was obviously ace tonight. But my one gripe, after 4 defeats - emptied a bit quick 🤷🏼‍♂️. Thought we would have an all-time “riot” but a bit tame. I know it was a late kick off but still….

“Oooh Gabby Gabby, Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gudmundsson”

Bijol looked very ropey a few weeks ago, on his wrong foot trying to build up play in triangles. We didn’t buy him for that - we bought him as one of the best box defenders in Europe. Get it up there, if they launch it back - he’ll clear it. Great performance.

I honestly believe, if we’d played this way from day 1, we’d be up there with Sunderland. We’re made for it. No way we can compete football-wise with the billionaire petro-clubs…so just go fuck them up.

Tottenham’s Guillermo Vicario has Illan Meslier’s hair. Once you see this, you will never not see it.

The thing about Chelsea…is that they are all, really unlikeable wankers.

I mean, we really need Fulham to be losing this…but this is hilarious from spurs!

If I won a magic raffle that meant I could sign any player in the world for Leeds - I think I’d go for Declan Rice. Turning into a rolls-Royce of a midfielder. Zero nobhead vibes and a proper professional - you know you’d get 100% every week. Who would you choose? #lufc

We just have to see this out. Taking the lead in 2 consecutive games and coming out with zero points would be unforgivable. #lufc

In 5 years time, when everything comes out, Trump will be revealed to be 10x worse than Jimmy saville won’t he?

I’m afraid to inform you that Bailey Peacock Farrell has just Bailey Peacock Farrelled.

Yeah, not the sort of thing you want on your LinkedIn. Best keep this one quiet.

5-3-2 All the big units. Turn the fullbacks into wingers. Help for DCL from our best player. Stach attacking the box. Perri Bijol Rodon Struijk Bogle GG Ampadu Longstaff Stach DCL Okafor #lufc

You are not going win enough games of football by having two shots. Farke or whoever has to come up with a way of creating more. January will be massive, but little faith they’ll be able to do anything of use. #lufc

We’re just waiting to lose this aren’t we? #lufc

By the way, if Murillo doesn’t bring Okafor down, they aren’t catching him. Street-smart and well worth a booking. #lufc

Halftime thoughts. In order of importance. 1. Great finish from Nmecha. 2. Sleeve sponsor looks like Greggs 3. Where is our overload? They have two up front, so maths tells you we should be triangling their heads off in midfield? #lufc

Preston North End’s Milutin Osmajic has been issued a nine-match suspension after charges which accused him of racially abusing Burnley midfielder Hannibal Mejbri were found to be proven.

My social media algorithm is finally around 90% clips of late 90’s/early 2000’s WWE wrestling. Raw attitude era.

Fireworks, in all forms - are for simpletons. Medieval technology that makes a noise. Grow up.

Sunderland players are a bit mad aren’t they? Maybe clutching a bit but get the feeling it won’t take much for them to fall out - especially if they lose a few on the spin?

Betis va Mallorca on now. Plenty of Leeds links. Roca, Llorrente, Joseph all in the squads. Firpo sadly injured.

You don’t need to be mystic Meg to see this is a huff and puff, routine away 3-0 loss. #lufc

It’s going to come down to purely home form isn’t it? #lufc

Well, that was poor. Looks like they’ve thrown the towel in already on this one.

Drove through South Elmsall, a town between Wakefield and Barnsley today. Reform were having a rally outside the library and seemed to have lots of attention. They’ll do well in towns like that - and it’s Labour born and bred. What a mess they’ve made of fairly nailed-on territory.

Right then. That Brenden Aarsonson maze up was almost identical to one Georginio Rutter made vs Watford. I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I loved georginio rutter for his madness. Could he become a cult hero? #lufc

I’m a teacher at a school in a deprived area, with lots of very, very thick kids. I tell my students to aim high, reach for your dreams - you can all be doctors, scientists and movie stars. After all, Rasmus Kristensen is playing in the champions league tonight so why not? #lufc

West Ham’s front 3 are far superior to ours…but their midfield is absolute gash. We can overrun them. And they cack themselves at set pieces. If the crowd is on fire, we can bully these.

Summerville looking really sharp. Just in time for Friday. So you all know exactly what’s happening there.

3 key moments. Darlow twats ball out, 30 seconds later - Goal. BA misses nailed on chance. Struijk under hits pass, 30 seconds later - Goal. The rest was just huff and puff.

1. John Askew 2. John O Callaghan 3. Bryan Kearney 4. Will Atkinson 5. Giuseppi Ottaviani 6. Marco V 7. Armin Van Burren 8. Fergie

Hang on, Seamus Coleman is playing for Ireland tonight? I thought he’d been the Preston manager for 3 years or something?!

Just watched a clip on instagram of a young Jamaican guy in London, who sees an old lady miss her bus so stops and takes her to her destination. Now in bed, do the usual Bluesky scroll and dear god, what a miserable place. Trump in 9/10 posts, Farage in the other. (Twitter would be 200x worse)

Ewww…Chelsea goalmusic. Ewwwww!

There was one unbelievable passage of play, that could have written Brenden into folklore. A ball is smashed out to our right wing. Jayden’s Bogle has no business keeping it in play but strains every sinew and heads it down the line…

This #MOTD running order is an absolute pisstake. About to show a 1-1 draw.

I enjoyed our general massiveness today. They shit themselves at our set pieces. The game seems to have gone a bit more direct this season, even Pep is launching long throws. So signing the units could be a masterstroke and brings me peace. #lufc

I’m absolutely mental on Chinese food lately. Love it - making it. Doing my best but can never get it like you get from a good old takeaway. Why is this? I follow the recipes (yes I’m talking about the English/chinese hybrid version)

Brenden Aaronson is better than Tyler Adams - pass it on. #heshadenough

It’s looking like a bit of a mad season, where everyone is taking points off everyone. Even Liverpool who had max points until today..were lucky in a couple. Will be lots of twitchy owners doing mad things. Ripe for meltdowns all over. We might be in with a good chance here. #lufc

Haha! Worlds biggest snowflake woke nonsense.

Can’t help thinking - Ao lost the ball, then fouled. Rusty. Was he right to bring on and throw into that? DCL was back for every set piece, organising, winning. Then taken off while defending one…necessary? Is it best to just sometimes let the players out there, up to match speed - grind it out?!

(Attenborough voice). “A lone, Tyler Adams looks up for the ball in the air. The hungry Ampadu has spotted him - this is the opportunity he’s been waiting all day for. And in seconds, Adams is devoured, his helpless carcass strewn on the grass, a feast”. #lufc

JD Vance on South Park is the funniest character they’ve ever done. Absolutely rinsed him. Done him proper dirty.

Brentford are in their poverty/stoke phase. This pleases me. They will struggle.