May still be in cardiac arrest! Fuck me, some club! As Leeds go marching on… #lufc

James should have been on at 60’. We will not draw our way to safety. #lufc

Last time it was this bad for a Tudor Queen Elizabeth I popped her clogs…

Go fuck spiders… #lufc

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

6 defenders Daniel? Are you insane?! #lufc

Sack Anas for being unloyal, disloyal…

About as confident as Mandelson coming back for a fourth time going in to tonight… #lufc

Europeans after managing to prevent the collapse of NATO for another 1-2 weeks… #Europe #Rutte

Armed forces minister Al Carns says comments about NATO troops not serving in Afghanistan are ‘utterly ridiculous’ ‘I served tours... many alongside my American colleagues, we shed blood sweat and tears together’

Imagine the MOD are frantically googling ‘Can Vanguard Class Submarines be converted to fire French nuclear missiles?’ Batshit mental.

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Deep in his cave of catastrophe The Calder stirs. As barometric pressure falls his hopes of misery rise. The #CalderWatch members stand ready…A storm is coming.

Hope Sky manage to get all the spunk out of the microphones or that’s subscriptions going up… Fuck snakes #lufc

Shock to us all that Leeds played no part at all in yesterday’s game according to MOTD. #lufc

As Leeds go marching on… #lufc

I’m done with them, all I’m interested in the next couple of years is Root going past Tendulkar. An arrogant shambles. #Ashes

And your Alan Patridge blazer badge and tie set Mr President… #WorldCup

Remarkable that playing golf doesn’t seem to hone catching ability… #Ashes

Jim Maxwell on TMS just now- “It’s Baz Bollocks actually…” 😂 #Ashes

Leeds United. Bloody Hell! #lufc

OBR report published ahead of budget…

Jesus wept… #Ashes

What a start to the series, glorious madness! #Ashes

Arsenal aside we’ve been in every game and have been unlucky on a couple of occasions. We’ll be rite. #lufc

Nigel Farage doesn’t think the Prime Minister should have free speech in this country. But he’ll tell foreigners that yours is somehow under threat from the Prime Minister. He’s a whiny little liar. Always has been. Always will be.

That sound you hear is Daniel Farke being thrown under a bus. He’s made it abundantly clear on several occasions where reinforcements were required and has received sod all. #lufc

I’m sorry but that was abject even for us. Pathetic #lufc

Looked harsh in the ground, watching the highlights an absolute stone wall penalty. #lufc

DCL is a huge punt. They never learn. Data driven?! #lufc

This is what we train for… #CalderWatch @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social

Oh goody, a Cypriot-based betting company as sleeve sponsor 🤮 #lufc

The bullet train in 🇯🇵-as glorious as everyone says. A reminder the Japanese built their first high speed train for the 1964 Olympics and it became national by the 80s. They’re now building Maglevs (floating trains). Meanwhile in 🇬🇧 we can’t be sure we’ll connect HS2 to Euston. Pathetic.

Class this (From a duck fan).

"I’ve suspended you just before the summer recess so you don’t get me."

Wall to wall blue skies across the country; why this spells bad news for Starmer. Chris Mason 🙄

Test bloody cricket. Absolute theatre. What a match! #ENGvIND

Decent deck aside this bowling attack is very much a concern…

Championship son, nothing smells like that. I love the smell of the Championship in the morning. One last push… As Leeds go marching on #lufc

At least until the world stops going round… #lufc

Doing the business, another game down. As Leeds go marching on… #lufc

There’s slag that is better informed than Jeremy Vine when it comes to the difference in quality between Chinese and British steel. Absolutely cretinous.

And we play all the way for Leeds United… As Leeds go marching on… #lufc

It’s so obviously the right thing to do that it hurts. Save Our Steel.

Patrick Bamford was different class in the last knockings. 0-3 in any other game not officiated by the registered blind. As Leeds go marching on… #lufc

I’ll never advocate for VAR but our two disallowed goals are nothing short of a disgrace. #lufc

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