All right, no one can say that I didn’t at least try.

I don’t believe my thoughts until I post them online.

May we remember the good; Never miss the bad parts. Release fear of the future; Dream just of success. Moments of joy wash by; Ships in the raging ocean.

Intelligence is just the capacity to resist attempts to brainwashing. That’s why no one can help me; it’s too late.

Belarus frees political prisoners as US lifts sanctions. Something something everything is bad.

Celebrating 1k posts, ignoring ratios!

Seen on instagram: Don’t turn on ‘low power mode’ on your phone. It uses more battery. Here’s what to do instead. It uses more battery?! 🤦

We all possess a divine spark in us. Now, if only I could keep my powder dry.

Of all the home feeds in all the social networks in all the world, she posts into mine.

Reform now UK’s largest political party!

FDR was US president for three full terms and died two months and 23 days into his fourth term. Imagine that!

Ever get so lonely you talk to scammers?

No one came to this app/network to get away from the likes of Trump and Musk. Or if they did, it was by mistake.

You can’t shout ‘fire’ in a crowded space and yet fear-mongering online goes unchecked.

I tried undressing people with my eyes, and all I got was conjunctivitis.

Politicians who used to tell the truth are now being accused of facts evasion.

Pro tip: wait until after grieving before approving proofs.

Donbas becoming an economic free zone is the best idea yet.

Something something caplock block.

Have we simultaneously developed a mechanistic view of life and an anthropomorphic view of machines?

Rolling into the day hoping my brain will stop overthinking and start … undershrinking.

Having one of those collapse of the wave function days today!

Quietest day yet! Hope you’re all doing well!

Every time you post a screengrab from Musk's twitter acc on here you amplify him. Stop it.

Humans develop laundry robots and complain they’re not fast enough. 🙄

Fandom and subculture of one and growing!

I don’t doomscroll because I like bad news. I do it because part of me thinks I’ll finally understand something if I just read one more awful take.

Spent 20 minutes crafting a ‘perfectly nuanced’ thought and then deleted it because it felt embarrassing. Realised that’s basically my entire relationship with the internet.

It’s concerning how many words are spilled on things we claim to hate. Dedicating hours to what disgusts us stops being opposition and starts looking like devotion.

I will trade some of my iq points for money.

Anything can become scarce, if you have enough money to buy up all the surplus.

Please help me! How do I choose between being liked and telling the truth?

A real disadvantage to being lonely is becoming exposed to some really nasty people online.

It’s odd how ‘having a take’ has replaced ‘having a thought’. Most opinions now feel like fast fashion: made cheap, worn loudly, and discarded the moment the timeline moves on.

Capture all the material you want! Maybe the rules will change before the end of the game 🤷

The danger with all good satire is that it hardens into dogma.

On twitter, I gained more followers posting AI art than I did warning people of impending political doom. 🤷

It’s probabilistic finding someone with whom to play words games or argue politics, and I’m fine with that.

My question is: do you believe what you’re typing or are you just chasing free internet points?

To be clear, there’s almost no politician I like or respect these days. I’d become one, if I wasn’t so afraid of the self-loathing it’d entail.

Things manipulators say No. 47: “Soon it will have been a long time ago.”

More signs of ignorance in Canary Islands with this pool which was closed due to the danger.

Conventional wisdom is no match for its nuclear counterpart.

Freedom of speech has limitations.

The longer this goes on, the more time it will have taken.

Converting your text into a large-font image is the equivalent of laughing loudly in the cinema.

Leadership involves activities beyond reproaching others.

Going on a walk with people who boast about being able to spot AI writing and call it ‘slop’ at the same time: Hey look everyone: there’s a dog turd! You can tell it’s a dog because …

I’m glad I’m not into party politics. Some people out there really seem to be worked up beyond what is healthy.

Run away and I’ll follow you. Follow me and I’ll run away.