The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek 6 months ago
It's 20 yrs today that I was in a cafe on the shores of Loch Ness and my mate ordered a toasted teacake.
The waitress asked my exasperated southern friend to clarify.
"A teacake cut in half, grilled and buttered? Are you sure?'
The Tunnocks that came out was like a horror from Doctor Who.