Ta-ta-ru-! G'morning, Cooperators! Today's my day off so I'm going out into the world in my meatspace form. Even then I'm thinking about picking up something or two for you. Want anything while I'm touching grass?

Today's mass has ended. Thank you. <3 We slayed another Gorgon and got the green orb! Did some exploration after. We're almost done. Maybe next time we play Astalon we'll finish it! Shoutout to @erikaceous.vtubers.social for the raid! We raided @saincisco.bsky.social after stream.

Gwahru? G'morning, Cooperators! Happy Tarusday! Today's mass consists of Just Chatting followed by looking for keys in Astalon: Tears of the Earth? Can we get to and defeat the third Gorgon? Odds say yes. 🛢️Live NOW. ROLL IN!🛢️ twitch.tv/barrelgoddess

buff velvet comm (reup)

This site loves being down nowadays. Also hi, Cooperators!

Elf vtubers should have ear wiggle toggles because that would be cute.

🛢️【Tarukami's Mass Schedule: Week of 04.19.2026】🛢️ This week feels like a good time to chill. Literately and figuratively. 🛢️Searching for keys in Astalon! 🛢️Dying a lot in Popful Mail!! 🛢️Winning on Strixhaven!!! 🛢️And more!!!! 🎨: Raindrops Rose (Discord) 🗓️: vgen.co/zynrae #vtuber 🛢️ #streamschedule

🌸so eepy...🌸 But later at 4 PM EST we're starting the bloomathon!!! I'm so excited for some of the fun events I've got planned! But for today it's going to be MOSTLY normal just a bit of a return to the roguelike roulette! Hope to see you there!

TArU! G'morning, Cooperators! I thought about doing another prerelease later but I'm going to relax today instead. Besides, it's cold outside and I'd rather be nice and chilly inside the Barrel Shrine. You should come visit. We can hang out and drink tea together! Doesn't that sound nice?

I did another prerelease tonight and went with Silverquill. Went 2-0-1. Not bad. (*＾▽＾)／

saw this pic from a Sailor Moon S VHS game that was played on a toy phone (the Terebikko), and yeah, when fireballs fail, pack heat.

Today's mass has ended. Thank you. <3 I realize that I'm not in the mood to play Elden Ring right now. I've decided to stop the rando for now and come back when the passion for it does. Let's do something else on Saturdays from now on! We raided @snowphievt.bsky.social after stream.

Tawu~ G'morning, Cooperators! Time for today's Saturday morning mass. You get to chat with an undefeated (this weekend) Magic player/Barrel Goddess and then we'll continue on with Elden Ring Randomizer. How lucky! Do you feel lucky? 🛢️Live NOW. ROLL IN!🛢️ twitch.tv/barrelgoddess

Am champion of Earth. Errrr I meant I went undefeated at the prerelease. Yeah! Witherbloom is great. Magic is great.

Update: I’m going Witherbloom and pulled actual factual Witherbloom from my seeded pack. I also got three slowlands and nothing else of value. I think my deck might be cracked tho.

Prerelease time. Wish your Barrel Goddess luck pls. 🙏

Taru. G’morning, Cooperators! Funny how I’ve been awake for hours but I haven’t posted on here until now. Yay laziness! Anyway, I feel like cuddling someone or something. Any volunteers?

Finally finished the art of @JunkRaven , SEKHMET-class NHP, hanging out in her subaltern! Here she is, chilling out at a bar/Horizon Collective clubhouse out somewhere in the Long Rim, with some of her buddies. This one took a couple of months to finish. I don't […] [Original post on vt.social]

Today's mass has ended. Thank you for making it wonderful. <3 Popful Mail is pretty difficult. Or at least the English version is. But we finally beat Wood Golem and made it to world 2. Yay new pb. So far so good! We raided @shiatori.bsky.social after stream.

*throws a barrel-shaped rock at Bluesky* AHEM...Taru! G'morning, Cooperators! We are currently live at the Shrine chatting with everyone but soon we're starting Popful Mail. Do you like 90s platformers? Do you like cute anime elf girls? I know you do! 🛢️Live NOW. ROLL IN!🛢️ twitch.tv/barrelgoddess

*throws a barrel-shaped rock at Bluesky* AHEM...Taru! G'morning, Cooperators! We are currently live at the Shrine chatting with everyone but soon we're starting Popful Mail. Do you like 90s platformers? Do you like cute anime elf girls? I know you do! 🛢️Live NOW. ROLL IN!🛢️ twitch.tv/barrelgoddess

Dragons are portrayed as big scary monsters who should be slain when in reality they’re big lovely goobers who should be given headpats.

*yawns* Ta…ru… G’morning, Cooperators! Today is my usual day off but hungy and eepy. Someone please convince me to get out of bed so that I can go touch grass and see friends.

Hey. :) Trans rights.

Today's mass has ended. Thank you. <3 We didn't kill Gorgon 3 but much progress was made and we unlocked a new character! Just gotta find a white key and we'll be good to go! Shoutout to @starlightjessone.bsky.social for the raid! We raided @lilycowbelle.bsky.social after stream.

Tatarutataru! G'morning, Cooperators! After five days of no masses it's time. Just chatting as usual then returning to consoling the earth in Astalon: Tears of the Earth! Last time we fought and defeated another Gorgon. Can we do it again? 🛢️Live NOW. ROLL IN!🛢️ twitch.tv/barrelgoddess

yeag,

🛢️【Tarukami's Mass Schedule: Week of 04.12.2026】🛢️ Things are heating up at the shrine. Let's roll all the way to summer! 🛢️Halfway through Astalon! 🛢️Starting a platformer starring a cutie!! 🛢️Faith build GO!!! 🛢️And more!!!! 🎨: skeb.jp/@kmkwuzn0404 🗓️: vgen.co/zynrae #vtuber 🛢️ #streamschedule

Dragons are portrayed as big scary monsters who should be slain when in reality they’re big lovely goobers who should be given headpats.

Taruuuuuu~ G’morning, Cooperators! Today feels like a nice day to go outside and enjoy the weather. Which is Taru code for “staying indoors and playing games.” The itch to play FFVI again is stronger than any pollen. Any games you’ve wanted to replay recently?

My neighbor next to the shrine has one of those wooden signs with a wreath glued onto it on their front door. “Hello” is etched into the wood but the wreath is covering up the o. I think it might be a portal to Hell. Should I open it?

🛢️【Tarukami's Mass Schedule: Week of 04.12.2026】🛢️ Things are heating up at the shrine. Let's roll all the way to summer! 🛢️Halfway through Astalon! 🛢️Starting a platformer starring a cutie!! 🛢️Faith build GO!!! 🛢️And more!!!! 🎨: skeb.jp/@kmkwuzn0404 🗓️: vgen.co/zynrae #vtuber 🛢️ #streamschedule

BARRIL~! G'morning, Cooperators! It felt nice taking some time off the series of tubes yesterday. Doing so again today doesn't seem like a bad idea. Even goddesses need the extra self care. You should take some time for self care too if you haven't been doing so lately!

Today was a success after all despite the temporary headache setback. Take that, brain!

Haven't done one of these in a while so why not? =>

Me: “I want to go out and enjoy myself today. I deserve it after a roller coaster of a week.” Brain: “OH REALLY?” *gives me a headache*

Ta…ru…zzzzzz… Oh? G’morning, Cooperators! I’ve decided to focus on catching up on sleep and to dedicate some positive me time today. So no mass today. Will make up for it next week though! I hope you’ve been treating yourselves well too!

Haven't done one of these in a while so why not? =>

Deedlit 🤍 #ロードス島戦記

Today's mass has ended. Thank you, everyone. <3 Main game La-Mulana clear! The final boss fight is a blast. Now to find that blasted Hell Temple. Getting to it is an ordeal in itself which is normal for this game lol. We raided @dandyfloss.bsky.social after stream.

⊥∀ᴚ∩ G'morning, Cooperators! The day has finally come. We're beating La-Mulana. Yes it's a Friday mass. No I will not stop until the credits roll. Luckily it's only the final boss that's left. Right? RIIIIIGGGHHHTTT? 🛢️Live NOW. ROLL IN!🛢️ twitch.tv/barrelgoddess

today is a fine day for girlkissing

Guerilla mass tomorrow at the usual time at the usual place. We're going back into La-Mulana and finishing it!

Today's mass has ended. Thank you, everyone. <3 Finally at the final boss. Just need to figure out the last phase(?) and La-Mulana will be finished! Outside of Hell Dungeon but that'll be for another day ahaha. We raided @proloe.gay after stream.

TARU!!! G'morning, Cooperators! I'm never late. A barrel arrives right when she should. We'll be starting today's mass with the usual just chatting and then maaaaybe finish La-Mulana. Can we do it? Come find out~ 🛢️Live NOW. ROLL IN!🛢️ twitch.tv/barrelgoddess

All this goddess wants are hugs, headpats, to be called cute, to be called a good girl, and to be loved.

the creator’s barely disguised desire for a liveable income

G'morning, Cooperators! It's comfy here in bed. It's so comfy in fact that I can't get out of it! Please convince me to leave my bed so I can go do important things. The Barrel Shrine needs cleaning and it can't clean itself. Help.

It is extremely cool and good that trans people exist.

Charming