yes, a thousand times yes

one flesh, one end (2024)

Found out something about someone I used to know and how spiteful they are and it is absolutely insane the hilarious degree. Absolute clown shoes.

Why do I feel so grumpy today ):

Some of the new mega designs? Dogwater. Lazy even. Some of them? Straight fucking FIRE

Me: *sees artwork for eternal flower Floette* Also me:

Customer at work requested their glass of wine be served in a coffee mug, and we suspect it’s because she’s on a conference call and I think that’s hilarious.

Writing a book is just playing some form of tabletop by yourself.

Thinkin bout that woman like im diseased 🙂‍↕️

w..women... 😔💘

I’m gonna be less cynical this year. Be more positive. That’s my goal. One of them atleast :p

Update, her solution was to schedule me 7 days in a raw instead 🖤

Coworker just said “I love it when obviously gay people come in and I already know they’re gonna substitute to oatmilk”

Came into work and my coworkers were complaining about our boss, whom recently cut my hours because of “performance issues reported by my peers” and my coworkers told me it’s bs cause who would complain about me everyone love nyxie

Forgot to charge my stupid phone. Not that I need it. I just crashed so hard last night I wasted so much time Blegh

Got my hours cut because of “performance”, regarding issues that I didn’t even know existed till now!

My coworker keeps vocal stimming by quoting minions 😭

I do not feel good today, but my coworker told me my tits look big in this top so that’s cool I guess

Fun fact. If you complain about self inflicted woes and you’re pretty enough people will buy you food. ✌🏻

In other news, I wore a different fit to work today, secretly hoping coworkers would say something and ALL of them commented :3

Forgot breakfast before I left home today. Guess I’ll just starve 😭

Hate to find out just how out of shape I am the hard way

Yall ever *feel* yourself blushing? No? Just me?

Sometimes I see other lesbians in the wild and I’m internally like :D “same hat!”

Customer left some AirPods at my job today and came by to get them, and the only identifier in them was a label that said “✦ ANAL ✦”

Got roped into the company Christmas party

JUST DISCOVERED THE SANRIO CHARACTERS MAGICAL TWIN COMETS THEYRE SO CUTE THEYRE SO ME

I keep getting misgendered at work like day after day and it’s making me feel REAL dysphoric

SOME GUY JUST STOPPED BY TO TELL ME JESUS LOVES ME I THINK HE THOUGHT I WAS CRYING IM JUST HAVING AN ALLERGY ATTACK

I also forgot to post about how my coworker accidentally misgendered me yesterday and was like “my light my love, my mind is scattered, did I misgender you earlier?” And I was like “yeah it happens” and she goes “if I ever do that again cuss me the fuck out”

Having the worst allergy attack of my life, I literally am getting sent home early and I don’t even want to!

Trying to force myself to finish a game but my stupid baby brain isn’t stimulated enough so I keep losing drive for it

Yall ever been so totally completely absolutely normal about something?

Today at work someone’s total was$6.76 and her friend giggled and said “haha it was 67” and my coworker straight up just goes “oh you can leave now”

My room is clean it’s so so so nice to just have the space and be in a cleaner space

My fucking bruises have bruises

I had to get to work early but my shift doesn’t start for another hour and I’m trying so hard to not just get on TikTok or mindlessly scroll but I don’t know what else to doooooo

I’m so fucking bored at work

Something is wrong with me brain sometimes but like not always in a terrible way ya know

I wanna take a nap 🥲

I’m playin bingo and I started crocheting what is this

It’s my birthday yaaaay

We loooove having anxiety attacks at work

Had a good day starting out and then I got the short end of the stick at work 4 consecutive times

Not enough enrichment in my enclosure (work is slow and my coworkers today are kinda boring so I’m pacing back and forth behind the bar)

Getting misgendered never sucks any less, especially when it’s someone I know who knows I’m trans but means well. Like now I just feel like not seen as a girl enough to exist in other people’s minds as a girl. I don’t know if that makes sense

Also what the fuck is up with me getting anxious every time I try to eat??

It’s time for me to start working again but I don’t wanna. Alas.

When you’re hungry but you’re too hungry so it makes you not hungry anymore but you’re still hungry 🙃