Me when my girlfriend pumps her own gas and doesn’t let me do it for her

POKEMON MAKES ME EMOTIONAL I DONT WANT TO GET A SWITCH 2 JUST FOR WINDS AND WAVES BUT I FUCKIN MIGHT

I see pokemon content did I miss some kind of pokemon news

I accidentally came off with some aggression at work and now I wanna curl up in a ball and die that was not my intention

In 4 hours I will have been awake for 24 hours, why do I do this to myself

I just wanna go home and play Minecraft with my girlfriend

Me, to my mom after annoying her: “what’s it like having children, j gotta know” Her: “having them is like why they invented anxiety medication”

My coworkers were doodling on one of their cups and drew something to represent each person and they drew a lily to represent me 🥺

I have music stuck in my head but my AirPods are broken 🥲

late night lily painting. i’m so in love. 🤍✨

I GOT MY NAILS DONE

I get to spend valentines with my honey!! :D I’m so excited!!!

Crying and throwing up I can’t go to the yuri cafe in new york

Bathrooms at work are always either uncomfortably warm or just a bit too chilly and that’s a fucking cardinal sin in my opinion

Yall know that moment when you feel like a prey animal in crosshairs of a predator animal? Spine tingly

life is meaningless when i don’t have a hyper-fixation

I forgot how much I genuinely enjoy teaching people?

I am so goddamn grumpy and ornery. I just want to sleeeeeeeeep

I hate how much I still like Dave Strider lol

I made… a bad decision. I cannot speak more on this.

EPIC is so good and I have slept on it for far too long. Considering making a review thread of the songs.

ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR I WANT SUSHI SO BAD U DONT EVEN KNOW

Girl so good she’s got me watching Markiplier play fnaf of my own volition

yes, a thousand times yes

one flesh, one end (2024)

Found out something about someone I used to know and how spiteful they are and it is absolutely insane the hilarious degree. Absolute clown shoes.

Why do I feel so grumpy today ):

Some of the new mega designs? Dogwater. Lazy even. Some of them? Straight fucking FIRE

Me: *sees artwork for eternal flower Floette* Also me:

Customer at work requested their glass of wine be served in a coffee mug, and we suspect it’s because she’s on a conference call and I think that’s hilarious.

Writing a book is just playing some form of tabletop by yourself.

Thinkin bout that woman like im diseased 🙂‍↕️

w..women... 😔💘

I’m gonna be less cynical this year. Be more positive. That’s my goal. One of them atleast :p

Update, her solution was to schedule me 7 days in a raw instead 🖤

Coworker just said “I love it when obviously gay people come in and I already know they’re gonna substitute to oatmilk”

Came into work and my coworkers were complaining about our boss, whom recently cut my hours because of “performance issues reported by my peers” and my coworkers told me it’s bs cause who would complain about me everyone love nyxie

Forgot to charge my stupid phone. Not that I need it. I just crashed so hard last night I wasted so much time Blegh

Got my hours cut because of “performance”, regarding issues that I didn’t even know existed till now!

My coworker keeps vocal stimming by quoting minions 😭

I do not feel good today, but my coworker told me my tits look big in this top so that’s cool I guess

Fun fact. If you complain about self inflicted woes and you’re pretty enough people will buy you food. ✌🏻

In other news, I wore a different fit to work today, secretly hoping coworkers would say something and ALL of them commented :3

Forgot breakfast before I left home today. Guess I’ll just starve 😭

Hate to find out just how out of shape I am the hard way

Yall ever *feel* yourself blushing? No? Just me?

Sometimes I see other lesbians in the wild and I’m internally like :D “same hat!”

Customer left some AirPods at my job today and came by to get them, and the only identifier in them was a label that said “✦ ANAL ✦”

Got roped into the company Christmas party