This Reiners are a complete heartbreaking tragedy Because I know as a parent I not only would die for my children but I would also forgive them immediately and want everyone else to if my child did this No one gives you playbooks or rule books to being a parent, we just do the best we can.

Not me psychopathically tracking my Christmas hoodie

HERE I AM STILL WORKING AND ITS PRACTICALLY CHRISTMAS MORNING

Living the dream of “what the fuck did I do to fuck up my back?”

Tonight we gather to watch the time honored tradition of Redneck Brawl - and if you haven’t gone down that rabbit hole well- here you go, you’re welcome.

It is my favorite Christmas sweater time + sweatpants = holiday party ready

Who has some holiday event every night of every remaining weekend in 2025? Me. It’s me. I’d like to disappear now.

I’ve lost a total of five pounds this year, but I bench 40lbs more. It’s a definite win.

5:45PM bedtime? Why the fuck not, yes please.

My 2026 energy

I am not made for cold weather

Silly me thinking the sun was going to come out today 😭

Damnit, Steam.

I think today is the last day for the Thanksgiving pie leftovers, how long do you eat leftovers until you finally throw it all out?

I honestly can’t understand how people find time to be criminal masterminds when I have trouble finding time to deep clean my house once a month.

2026: the year of radical eye contact just to make people uncomfortable

Enter Christmas school band concert Kill me now 😭☠️

❤️ you all

I had to work the entire day today, who makes people do that shit between the holidays.

Heavy metal with just a touch of 80’s rock, that plays

Hells bells, now I want to pick up Warcraft yet again

It’s tough being a UT fan sitting in a Nashville cigar bar 😂

She’s my favorite holiday decoration 🥰

Someone should market travel size whipped cream

Clearly I’m a masochist, I went to the mall today.

Hope your bellies are full!

Exactly what you needed on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you enjoy it and your family doesn’t ruin it. 😘

I don’t wear my glasses at the gym and now I have concerns that everyone thinks I’m inappropriately watching them when they’re all actually just blobs to me.

Facebook is the best. Last year one of my neighbors was posting, “I had a heart attack I’m really going to focus on my health,” and yesterday he posted, “Mental health matters, four months ago I was doing blow and getting two hours of sleep.”

It’s a culinary masterpiece of Thanksgiving art imo

My life changed today, I realized I could tell ChatGPT the words I want to use in a reply and then say “MAKE IT MORE BITCHY”

Happy Thanksgiving Eve ❤️

damn girl are you Black Friday bc i'm wondering what your fcking deal is

cancel culture now means threatening all your subscriptions so they offer you a deal

unless i see "Was $1,800, Now $17.99" i'm not interested in no Black Friday sale

Brb doing my Thanksgiving meal prep to piss everyone off

Everyone : What are you going to make for Thanksgiving? Me : Probably a scene

I am getting shit for not knowing what a glizzy is, but that’s definitely not a southern slang so what do you expect from me

don’t forget to bring up politics at Thanksgiving so you can save money at Christmas

How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies

John Cena’s retirement tour is ending soon, so I’m going through a lot right now

I don’t want to start #bananagate in my neighborhood but there’s a complete dipshit who throws his banana peel in my yard every GD morning and I’m considering gathering a week, following him and dumping them all back in his yard.

It’s that special time of year, energy drinks are on sale at GNC for $1

WWE: Please do not try this at home Me: **does Swanton Bomb off the roof**

This year can suck a nut, I’m ready to move on to 2026

The people on TikTok who are sure the rapture is happening tomorrow is my entertainment today. I’ll be flying again for work so at least I’ll already be in the air. Shorter trip to heaven.

We had SUCH a good time. What a show!