The people on TikTok who are sure the rapture is happening tomorrow is my entertainment today. I’ll be flying again for work so at least I’ll already be in the air. Shorter trip to heaven.

We had SUCH a good time. What a show!

Goldberg. Goldberg???

Eating whatever the eff I want tonight!

My dad deactivated his Facebook but then restarted a new one and didn’t add me as a friend, and it has been active for a while 😂 I am offended, I think Maybe I’m not 😂

Spending my nights watching 90’s WCW because it was peak wrestling & life time

The sunset helped my soul.

If one has to mute & block so many times, is social media even worth it anymore?

You can not convince me that the Covid epidemic did not lead to a lot of the issues we see more & more of today. Between continued lingering anxiety & depression, loneliness that never subsided, and instant access to fake news, it’s all culminated. It is a wild time in history to be alive.

Protecting my mental health on social media is getting to be a full time job

Overheard at the airport: Husband to wife: “Do you want to get some hot chicken?” Wife: “No, I don’t want anything greasy.” Husband: “but this is Tennessee, the chicken is hot, not greasy.” Uh, sir. I have bad news…

Oh hello, anxiety. Long time no see, I didn’t miss you. This is what happens when I’m about to take a flight. 😭

Now that both kiddos are almost out of the house, I think I’m finally ready to transition to stay at home mom.

Seeing Weapons finally tomorrow night!

Happy long weekend, friends! I am catching up on Alien and then probably gaming, gym, reading, and a whole bunch of nothing. I hope it’s just as fantastic for you!

Just when I thought healthcare couldn’t get worse, Cigna says “hold my beer that I paid $.99 for.”

For real, Timothy Olyphant is once again impeccable

In case you were wondering, Alien Earth is bad ass, I love it.

Also I confirmed a friend request on Facebook that I thought was 100% my cousin, have been liking all his posts, and now I realize this fucker is not my relative and I now I just feel like a creepy stalker

Naked Gun tomorrow night! I am going 100% without makeup to support Pamela Anderson… And because fuck it.

I am getting my TSA pre-check on Saturday and my appointment is at an Office Depot 😂

10/10 would recommend

What productive things have I done the last few months? Well after 84 YEARS, finally got ASHES!

Did I miss anything cool in the last few months?

Current gaming obsession:

Proof of life

I signed up for a glass blowing class. Who am I, where did I put my introverted real self at?

There’s this dude and his name is Guy & I totally should have named my kid Guy. People be like “Hey Guy how’s it going!” and you’d have the mentality that everyone loves you and remembers your name without it actually being true I also think weird thoughts, I know.

House discussion: are those coconuts? 😂

Starting the day, ending the day.

First we worked, now we play Apologize in advance for annoying vacation photos

What the fuck, Southwest.

My kid is back to raiding in WoW & he’s working me over hard to get me to buy the expansion while it’s on sale and play again 😭😩

Does my vacation start tomorrow? Yes. Am I still hitting the gym early in the morning beforehand? Yes. Clearly my self loathing doesn’t take a vacation 😂

TWO DAYS UNTIL VACATION

Five days until vacation.

10 days until vacation.

Why did I never think about Jock Jams being available on Spotify?? New gym music loading! TOOTSIE ROLL

Someone asked me today how I don’t get self conscious going to the gym I own my own home, have a good job, have successful almost raised children, and am a decent human being. Ain’t no teenage motherfucker joking about my form got shit on me, 😂

Anyone playing Avowed? Thoughts?

Underrated movie: The Duff Don’t @ me, not taking questions at this time

Best I’ve seen so far

Longlegs was not as exciting of a horror movie as I was hoping for …. Or that good, lol

Slept on something wrong, it has plagued me the whole damn day - yay, old age

Someone explain to me how chimneys don’t let rainwater inside the house, I’m too lazy to google it

What’s your Valentine’s plans? I’m going to the gym.

I really need to get up and do stuff, but meh.

Chest days are the best days.

For those of you active at the gym, do you do a high carb snack before working out? I’m thinking of adding a packet of applesauce prior to working out.