The girlies are FITE-ING!!

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This Friday!

Every single time I see “Meidas Touch”, I automatically 1) sing the song 2) think of tires 😭 Every single time. And I know it ain’t even the right spelling but clearly my brain doesn’t give a damn lol

Tonight!

Saturday night in LA

Steve Char-Vey

I re-downloaded my puppy TikToks before the app got murked. Remembering both how easily Herman would go along with my stoopidity and how shiny my new fridge used to be. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. #RIP

The Pop Tarts trophy toaster definitely works, but yeeted the Pop Tarts on the floor

You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?

I’m prone to weird. So while effing around on the #AliExpress app, I came across these ducks and instantly chucked them in my cart. Silliness to ensue.

See y’all tonight at the ‘Barn

Ur fav could neva

I owned the CDJs, would be sweet if this was a real thing.

Next week is the annual “Why it gotta be Black?” Wednesday party. After all of the madness of the last few weeks, come thru and be loved. #ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight #Smartbar #ChicagoShit

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