hi sorry I'm doing this "cycling for mental health" charity thing. 300km. black dog institute. good cause. you can donate. here. sorry. also your donation will be matched by like a hardware store or something today. so thats good too. oneff.co/f/LeighC

i hate AI, but i can recognise a good idea when i see it. weeby lashley 2026

new cut copy album is pretty solid, if you're into that sort of thing (cut copy albums)

lisa gilroy is on the new season of tv's "twisted metal" and i didnt recognise her at first. she's playing a cartoonishly disgusting little freak weirdo. so i should have realised.

this is the most compelling thing i have seen in wrestling all year

kicked out of Fascism for being Too Insufferable :-(

hey grok what is this place. grok. grok where are you. help me. what do i do. grok. grok. grok!!!!

THE GREAT PLAN: - get one of those 1.5 litre waterbottles that gym dudes carry around - fill it with milkshakes - enter gym - stand in middle of gym and chug - run out of gym clutching forehead - purge

i dunno if dutton posts on here but FUCK YOU LOL

blue sky. have you heard about bruce springsteen's haunting new solo record "Nebraska." it is absolutely haunting.

folks the mr show reunion is back on

yknow they're talking about you guys over there. they're saying you're corny. that's ok me too.

whhy is this kid in the 2003 film "bad santa" paul f tompkins sans moustache. howd he do that.

now watching

why is it always asdafasdfaf and never opiuopipuopiu

i've decided i'm gonna stop calling the other place twitter. they win. it's X, the everything app. THIS place is called twitter now.

a zoomer recommended a tv show to me and i put it on and the first thing i hear is imagine dragons

there it is

give it a few more months and moo deng will be "gifted child" posting

i've been thinking a lot about dinner recently

SAD: i recently recommended the film Citizen Kane to a popular young hollywood star, and he couldn't have been less interested. he actually got visibly upset, yelling about "who are you" and "how did you get past security"

celebs are starting to be on here and you still can't turn off retweets for specific users. not a chance. if i'm going to follow a celeb it is ONLY for a peek into their addled mind, not a bunch of ego retweets

wtf spotify

ok so i listen to the same album to go to sleep a lot. does that mean i deserve to get my stupid meme list thing all fucked up. yeah i guess it does.

if you like teriyaki sauce, try marinating some chicken in it instead of just drinking the whole bottle

watching "new rose hotel," an absolute haze of an abel ferrara movie which has a lot of walken and dafoe seemingly just making shit up and repeating themselves. i kinda dig it.

this app gotta get past the phase where everybody lays out behavioural guidelines to avoid the pitfalls of X (the everything website.) its internet, there WILL be fools and cretins. its up to whoever the fuck is in charge here to actually moderate it. and its up to us to hate the mods.

dude shut the fuck up

trying to sleep but got distracted thinking about what i would say if i could meet homer, like for real meet him

god save and protect the only millennial in the office during a software changeover

every time i go to open this app i say "lets see whats goin on over here." tbh the answer is usually not very much. but i like checking.

pretty interesting how the rizzler only appears in aew when taz has some time off...

if MJF was a true operator he would already have aligned himself with the rizzler

listen 2 stereolab youtu.be/zsIBzVSZeIQ?...

wonder what these blokes are up to nowadays. hope they're still twins.

found a box of my old magazines in storage at mum's. this is rolling stone australia from nov 2001. a post 9/11 world. the cover is SO porn mag coded lol. certainly i was more interested in the macy gray piece.

Well, Jay Leno's back in the news again. He cut his dick off and jumped out the window. The hell's going on with this guy

you CANNOT do this kind of headline about richard gere. its deliberately misleading and its unfair. there is NOTHING about gerbils in the article.

the lonely island & seth meyers podcast making Obviously Drunk Tim Olyphant their short term 5th cohost is unexpected but so smart and good

wow its the sky again

great news, i can now get crystal eggs delivered right to my door within 45 minutes

woke up briefly last night and wrote myself a note. no fucking clue. ben belvidian.

no ones gunna scum us anymore

so grateful that our boys in blue are keeping crystal balls off the streets

we got some cool clouds today skyfreaks

fyi there's a browser extension to help migrate your follows from tweetsvile to here. it's not perfect but it found a bunch of folks for me www.sky-follower-bridge.dev

why would you use a blocklist. why would you rob yourself of that moment of power when you manually block a jerk and think to yourself "you are as dead to me. you are with the ghosts now."

learning about bees

started watching the x-files guy's other show, Millennium. the show for millennials. anyway lance henrickson plays Frank Black. crazy to think that this guy wrote all those wonderful songs about incest in the 80s.

anyone wanna come over and watch BAW