We got a rental in Squamish to drive around... no target destination in mind. Drove by a Whistler Bungee sign and said - yep, a perfect day to jump off a mountain bridge!

Bwahahahahahaha... I'm having Belgian Waffles covered in Canadian Maple Syrup and melted Belgian Chocolates

The amount of fraud that will be discovered after this orange fuckstick is gone will be staggering.

I could not be happier to be in Toronto! Thanks for letting us back in 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 Happy Canada Day!

Sadly, my wife & I saw the signs of the US collapse coming decades ago. The unrestricted consolidation of media outlets & unlimited anonymous dark money political contributions have led to a sewage tsunami of corruption & criminality. The damage is so severe & fatal - IMHO, will not be recoverable

A great way to start on a Monday and a brilliant slap down I'll be keeping in my back pocket for those maga "christians"

Very cool... Mark Carney showed up at Toronto's Pride Parade today. My wife found a video of it posted online... you can see us across the street!!! I'm the old man sporting the gray hair and sunglasses

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My favorite place to dine in Toronto is The Storm Crow. It is a complete nerd bar with tasty food and hilariously nerdy drinks! They also have The Dice of Destiny. A 20 sided die with a crazy shot affixed to each number. My favorite is #1... I seem to roll it a lot and tonight I nailed it again..😛

There is no purer form of joy than watching a shelter dog getting to pick their own toy, or let out of a cage for their first all out run in an open space! We need way more of this pumped into our veins

The algae has become a sentient being possessing higher IQ than the entire Trunt administration. Todd Blanche says he will file charges against this dangerous terrorist antifalgae organization

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Your dog zen moment

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Fucking spectacular

Yep...

No lies detected

The Archies have confirmed they will not be performing at Trunt's 250 Nazi celebration

This is what the Internet is for

@nhl - worst fucking call I've seen in years! That was CLEARLY a goaltender interference that caused Dobes to be push hard and rendering him unable to make an attempt to stop the puck. Absolutely horrid fucking call...

YO Canadians... SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK AT THE FUCKING NET

What time is the next mile from the White House staged "assassination" attempt going to occur?

Fat Elvis just showed up and bitch slapped Colorado in the 2nd period. We have a game folks! Also, McKinnonn taking an 89mph off the side kneecap has my knee aching now. Damn that had to fucking hurt.

WOW... Montreal is just kicked the shit out of Carolina in the 1st period. I don't remember seeing this many puck stealing backchecks... absolute thievery Video summary of the 1st period 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Fucking hysterical

@edmontonoilers.bsky.social - fire everybody! Most underwhelming performance I've ever seen, given the talent level. Flush and restart

JFC... this piece of vile shit needs to be dragged out of the WH and thrown in prison... immediately. I can honestly say he is the worst person on this planet. This is incredibly hard to listen to, but everybody needs to listen #FuckDonaldTrump #TrumpIsAPedophile

It'd be awesome if McDavid did something this series... like tonight would be a good time to check in

Pretty much says it all Well, I'll add he is a miserable fucking joke of a human

Hey, what do you know... the Oilers absolutely fuck up a 2 goal lead because they can't fucking control themselves in taking bad penalties. I hope you got some tee times reserved because you'll be golfing after game 5

The Oilers are just not a good hockey team... they are fucking painful to watch @edmontonoilers.bsky.social - WTF... my friend's 10 year team plays better fundamental hockey than this team... and they actually shoot the fucking puck at the net too

I see it's going to be the Oilers' take a shot at the net every 15 minutes strategy again tonight. Perhaps before they get knocked out of the 1st round, they may want to rethink that

Bruins getting out played, out skated, out coached, and out classed... fucking embarrassing

Come on Bruins... FFS, you actually have to play all periods of the game... not take off the rest of it after scoring the first one

Alright Boston... way too respond after a disastrous Game 1 3rd period. Let's even this up and get back to Boston!!!

Who is writing these... it is absolutely not the orange gelatinous blob of feces in the White House

It's time!!! Let's Go Oilers

T-minus 45 minutes until McJesus begins his quest for The Holy Grail

@kenbazinet.bsky.social what the living hell happened to the Bruins the last 5 minutes. Good grief that was mind-numbing

Just another snowy, cold, windy spring day on Toronto... luckily the Stanley Cup Playoffs have started and I have plenty of vodka!!! Go Oliers Go Bruins Go Kings

At some point, this orange fucking rapist pedophile has to get a large payback package from karma

Yo Republicans... you were all up in arms getting your religion stuffed in all kinds of legislation - so get fuck yourself and shut the fuck up about the Pope bitchslapping you all around

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Bwahahahahaha

@tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social Sadly, we had to say goodbye to this incredibly sweet spirit last weekend. His name was Archer, and we all have a massive hole in our soul. He was a very good boy

Holy shit they're really good at this!

Hey Oilers... you haven't scored a goal in 5 periods. HINT: Shoot the fucking puck at the fucking goal. Stop trying to pass when your at the dot and in the perfect shooting position. JFC - how hard is that to remember?