Sry just gotta flex on ya rq

It is chest day my d00dz

Sleebi gorl She make a syrup

Howdy Bsky Mama's back 😈

Buff girl summer baybeeeee

IM SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A CHAD OKAY 😭

Water into wine? Big deal I turn wine into piss without even trying

Went on a date last night :>

Cutest lil barkeep around 🤍

I hate the dentist so much if someone radiocarbon dated my fossilized teeth, my ghost would have a panic attack

I did it c:

Being an internet nobody again is weird lol

Haven't bought one of these since I was an actual child LFG bois :3

I wanna ride an old timey train and get drunk on absinthe

I should buy a faster motorcycle...

:3

Joined the cool kids club 😎