Smuggler's run is still fun.

Some Expectations by Chuck Dick

Car doors and you; a tale of poor space planning and inertia.

Just saw the Holy Mountain. 11/10 can never rewatch.

We were "Party Rocking" for about as long as I thought we would be.

"I think you'll find they're legally adjacent" "like.. Separate from?" "different enough to avoid scrutiny"

"y'know how when the frame rate for a camera lines up with something really fast and it looks stopped? It's sort of like that." "... I asked how many cups of coffee you have a day."

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M SO TIIIIIIIIIIIRED"

Quaint and quite stationary is how I prefer my desk set up.

I put it to you, that when toilet paper had splinters, people didn't complain about stuff to read when on the shitter.

Now, it may look cool at glance. But that's straight aluminium, with Woodgrain and steel metal ends painted on. Theyve also painted a photo of pewter dragon, right on the blade. Cant cut paper. Best $18 I ever spent. #dragonontheblade

I want more Champloo

Forced patina using rock salt. I was told turcoise, but I'll take magenta. Green is the remains of an ink experiment

I didn't know @fancysoutherncat.bsky.social recorded our peak session last night

Personal style: Woodgrain tape Looks fine from afar.

Let's try Sekiro! I did elden ring, all the souls, how hard can it be?

Bad tinsel choices and you, a 2025 guide.

"Are these rods capable of great forbearance? They will be tested." "i-I think they should be fine for most curtains..."

Hearing the Nintendo shop open from another room.

Janice the menace, no-one believes your lumberjack tales.

Remake a Christmas carol, keep it the same, but each visit make the ghost more and more like Mariah Carey.

"that tone was certainly a place to start this interaction."

Rubies are the eyes of the beholder... Or something. #minipainting

Converting purple rockstars into anxious thoughts - est. 2008

Social equivalent to running into a cold pool too quickly.

Most of the time.

Quadruple Berry is too many Berry.

Lighter tech really hasn't jumped up since we got the Bic huh?

Vaporwavy

Why is a lack of plates a presentation of food?

Let's try and thin that veil.

Despite its name, the "No-Scope" does require a scope. It just needs you to not be using it.

I wonder if I can find a wizard hat. Not a wizards hat. It would be mine.

If the magic exists as a means of plot convenience, you're using it wrong. Unless it's self aware, in which case 11/10

"These 2 students were duelling and nearly decapitated each other with their sword guns" "... It's a gunblade? could you get him up? I need to take him to the embodiment of elemental fire, so that he can wield it as a weapon for the highest bidder."

That was waaaay too much glue for you!

電子煙草 魚類

Niche memes as halloween costumes

Kenny Loggins was way more involved in the writing of "What a fool believes" than I had thought. (I had not considered he was at all)

'Limited edition' should not have the sway over that it does.

Whoops, started another collection.

"it just bushfires the shithouse everytime"

10% warhammer art, 10% memes, 80% musings on the train

What's the modern equivalent to "straight to VHS"?

HORIZONTAL FLAME! WHAT THE FUCK IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

But what if someone disturbed the skull of Acerack AS the boss?

A cup holder holds anything that's a cup.

Battlefriday. 6.

Are killer bees like genuine leather?