"...It's about sending a message."

Sound of Music, but its Tekken stage remixes instead of the actual songs

I'm pretty sure I lost my light box. #Warhammer #minipainting

Jojo stand idea, You are able to induce lactose intolerance within others by touching them. Call it Killer Cream

Frumpty Dumpty

I am not on trial here!

Hoping my ignorance of the lore of bad guys 1 doesn't make the sequel too jarring a watch.

Should we tell the Mad Max guys that surfers is sort of a hole?

"is that a new pen?" "... Nah, had this one for ages." *sweating profusely*

Argued with a lady as to what constitutes sheen in ink. Glitter is NOT sheen. I will literally fight you Esther.

You should take the time to invest in a niche hobby. Mainly for your own enjoyment, but also to infuriate gatekeepers of said hobby.

Topically and witty statement, but vague on the context on.

Cyberpunk villain idea; pre 4th corporate war, data engine repurposed. Let loose and starts becoming an eldtrich horror within the net itself. Never viewed directly, but if you see it, it just shows a loop of your own video feed.

I reckon I'd butcher canoeing.

Does the new 007 have a 'Slappers only'? And if not, why not.

Despite its name, the "No-Scope" does require a scope. It just needs you to not be using it.

youtu.be/Wby9zLAlfKY?... I lack the conviction to edit all the way through.

Planescape setting: Planetoid with just enough gravity to keep people grounded. Primitives obsessed with 'feeding the sky'

A trench coat encourages personal space

Sniper montage coming. Again. Need to pick the fuel.

"A testicle demon just went ham on his balls!"

Hubter momtage

Firefight breakdown: -spot target, position to engage -first shots, are we taking damage? -play for cover if so, push if not -shots haven't registered, you are dead to a melee from the intial engagement

It's gonna be a standing one isn't it?

Spend 3 hours theorycrafting loadout 2 hours getting an armor set together with exotic 1 match, straight back to old favourites

Deciding if I want my transmog to look "sick" or "awesome"

Watch TV shows from your childhood with your own kids to be insulted and questioned about your taste. Ohhhhhhh right. Times a circle.

Don't get me wrong, Astrolyte Blink is nice and I miss it. But the prismatic hunter neutral kit is insane.

Racing my phone and social batteries.

gralic pzzia

Vibe coding a time loop.

Sidearm, hip fire, 30 meters. Shhhhhhhh.

Gonna tell someone how fast bamboo grows. Then come back several hours later and tell them how much bamboo would have grown in the interval since I last told them about bamboo.

"I used to perform for these" "in the show?" "nah."

"Chairs used to be 8 legged y'know?"

Start with mispronunciation of all the wines. Move onto butchering the food, and peak with refusing to acknowledge simple concepts. "you guys really believe the elevator is moving between floors?"

Time to speed run saying uncomfortable shit at a charity dinner.

Does an oodie make you less intimidating?

That pay day loan of seratonine picks up interest quick. Farken hell.

"unfortunately your not in a situation where you can benefit from our service..." "you called me?"

"Do you know who your electricity provider is?" "like personally? They've not been a big talker."

I blame Nintendo for fooling younger me into thinking hookshot infrastructure was going to the future of personal travel.

Anyone have any masks that can make the moon super angry?

Wife in labour; "Edh decks?" Looks can't kill, but the can maim.

Square of short grass; brain says "comfy" Square of long grass; brain says "snek"

A roof restoration implies it stopped providing its basic function at some point. Id argue you'd make that call a lot sooner if the roof stopped roofing.

"Would you be interested in Solar to lower your power bills?" "What else could I use it for?"

What if you were trying to make a paintball gun configuration for a casual weekend game, but each time, regardless of the tweaks and parts chosen, you end up with an actual 34mm artillery cannon. This is trying to build Vivi for EDH is like.

"haha, the small dog wishes to jump higher, and the larger one,she cares not." - Prospective Salemen on a Sunday

"it's the EDGE of eternity. Yknow? The most exciting part"