Tyreek Hill is still a shitty person.

Oh the jets.

The two best offensive performances of the season so far based on EPA per drive: 1. The Cowboys tonight 2. The Packers tonight Yes, that also means that those were the two *worst* defensive performances of the season. Your eyes did not deceive you.

Jerry Jones: "They got Micah and we've got what we've got, and we tied" 😂

40-40 is the second-highest-scoring tie game in nfl history, and the very highest of the super bowl era

Jerry Jones is surprisingly wide.

Guys, Harrison Butker is the NFL's highest-paid kicker.

Hakeem Jeffries is making me rethink my prior stance on gerontocracy.

lol butker

I don’t think kelee can tackle.

Status alert: Eagles DT Jalen Carter (shoulder) has returned to Sunday's game.

Status alert: Eagles DT Jalen Carter (shoulder) questionable to return Sunday.

The Eagles went 3-and-out, but at least they took 12 seconds off the clock

Need a turnover defense.

Need a turnover here.

Eagles say it's a shoulder injury for Lane, questionable to return.

This is a disastrophe.

Lane is out of the game?

Fuck.

The score is a palindrome.

Gonna need a turnover from the defense soon.

Is this the reverse of last week?

Gonna need a turnover from the defense soon.

Refs picking up two flags. Jesus.

Fuck.

Perhaps the giants and jets can work on fixing their field so it doesn’t injure their players.

Ringo Stars

Stupid refs.

I guess they are playing not to lose again.

I’m imagining uncle Vic telling the defense not to get taunting penalties at halftime and then going back to the booth.

Oh Haas.

Is Pryor better at guard than tackle?

Oh no steen.

The "Fun Goeddert RZ plays" section of the playbook getting a lot of action

Lol

Fuck the refs.

That’s a bullshit taunting call.

Kelee could be better at tackling.

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Alright. I think I’m all caught upon bake goods posts.

The ICE recruitment ad that’s running non stop during NFL games is really disgusting. I’d say the networks should be ashamed of themselves but we know they have no shame.

I miss faith hills song.

DA LOL AS

daLOLas.

Izquierda Derecha, by Juan Genovés, 1967, 📸 via @beysicc

This makes the eagles even more infuriating.

DaLOLas

The Mets were 21 games over .500 in June. Is it possible they could now miss the playoffs? They've already lost today. The Reds are winning. If the Reds hang on, those teams would be tied but the Reds hold the tiebreaker So... Yep , the Reds would be the last wild card if the season ended today

AND YOU GET A BLOCKED FG TD AND YOU GET A BLCOKED FG TD AND YOU GET A BLOCKED FG TD

I know that’s right.