recent advancements in my lifestyle have necessitated the theorization of a social category i'm calling "daytime lesbians"

a beautiful woman spit in my drink and it deleted my immuneSystem32

saw a friend i haven’t seen in a while & not sure if he was saying i have my therapy school sliders set to max or just that i have t voice

my wife is trying to get me to go to steven universe dyke bachata

ants in my creatine? that’s free macros

free psych eval in aisle meat

being judgmental of the marginalia in a secondhand book i am only hurting myself

the events of twin peaks wouldn’t have gone down like that if julee cruise had a drum machine

*shines my inner light on you*

trying to hit 10k steps is mostly just making my ig stories really annoying

everything reminds me of her

today the barista (male) told me the café doesn’t accept tips & i was almost like “ah, because of woke.”

i’m in transgender twinks’ dms asking them if they like “heavy music”

i love to wear eagles merch when i’m doing social work stuff so the people at the benefits office are nice to me

you ever clean your room so thoroughly it makes you lonely

i have a lot of theories about speed bumps

transsexual road rage

last night an offline lesbian complimented my outfit & i said thanks i was worried i looked like die antwoord & they were like 🤨 & i was like ok do you know what a chav is? 🤨 so they’re like jersey shore but british, like, british gyaru? 🤨 … anyway die antwoord is that but south african pedophiles

🚨BREAKING: Columbia students stage a protest to demand the release of grad Mahmoud Khalil, who was detained by ICE Saturday night. The school has not yet issued a statement about Khalil’s case.

love hearing middle aged dudes at my gym have entrepreneurship podcast cutscenes between every set

should have known my situationship hated me when we stopped 69ing. chicken or egg?

challenged to draw a stanley cup in my dream

"But when they reached the USADF’s floor, the DOGE employees could not find anyone to let them inside the suite. The official said employees remained at their desks and continued to work while the DOGE staffers wandered the halls. The DOGE officials left..." 👏

i miss when i could smoke a little bit of weed in a normal way, but to do that i have to smoke so much weed in a scary way

i fear i need a drug stronger than “stimming in my parked car”

i am one bombed job interview closer to becoming the host of a psychoanalysis themed podcast

how to operate in one discourse at a time. declarative statement without meta-commentary tutorial

i don’t necessarily think of myself as “transitioning” but i’m back on the apps for the first time in 3+ years and have had 2 straight men unmatch me after learning i’m on t

one time i went to jenny's house and her gf was printing multiple full color copies of the DBT emotions wheel. the next time i saw them it was their phone background and jenny framed one in her bathroom

gay guy eating disorder chat

i feel like being drawn and quartered would briefly feel really good

how long into having a cat do you stop worrying about them dying every day?

i’m blue :-) 🎶

fuck joe biden whole life

ointment maxxing before hitting the gym

happy gay guy friday

mannn wtf my tulpa is fucking up my credit score 🤦

HiF heart is full pause

weee

My ★★★★½ review of Inland Empire (2006) on @letterboxd:

just ate a blt that set my loins aflame

like worms for rain

i am god’s strongest toy soldier

emil pointing to his chest in the middle of a vineyard “i’m stupid, and i’m free” then, “i love being an american”

🫣 lol

everybody go around and say the most poorly integrated part of your personality

every classically beautiful man deserves a gay freak to conduct psychosexual experiments on