Friday eveeee

I had to retie my shoe yesterday and now my right shoe feels tighter than my left shoe and I’m unbalanced 🙃💀

This has me laidddd outttt 😭😂😂😂 Sir?.. you wanna try to come for my NECK.. first thing in the morning??… the neck of a STRANGER?… 😂

“it is not in my repertoire to keep company with beasts”

🏃🏾‍♀️ 3.15 miles today 💪🏾

I’m so exhausted with *waves hands wildly* everything going on.

🎶She was scared..unprepared.. Lost in the dark.. falling apart 🎶 🦋

Thought I lost myself falling for your spell Like you lost yourself in mine But you only wanted love in your design open.spotify.com/track/6tayen...

So real 👏🏾

You say you're all done And then show up when I'm lonely Just to pull me back to you Ever so slowly back to you And I fall back every time 🎶 open.spotify.com/track/3ZhZam...

🎶'Cause I've been fighting for your heart But I know I'll always lose I lost myself chasing what I knew But I know it's not enough To promise you that l could be like someone else🎶

Cause you liiike to assume.. I guess iiii…doo too.. 🎶 open.spotify.com/track/3HvR3y...

Won my first game of Minesweeper since the 90s today 😌💀😂😂

I’d never even understood the point of school pictures after we all had phones with good quality cameras… I take pictures of my kid daily.. why would I pay a stranger to do it just cause she’s in school in a uniform?.. nahhhh never sat right with me. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sameeee… I’ve had 3 IVs in at a time before because they were afraid one would blow or clot at any time, or one would only be good for slow fluids/taking blood, but not contrast, so when I would have to change hospitals they would keep the last IV and add another 💀

One of my students is moving. She would give me hugs every single time she saw me anywhere in the school..I missed our daily morning hug & thought I’d see her later today, but she left early and I didn’t get to say goodbye 😭😭 My heart 😭💔

Since I was a child, I knew I would face the world to protect the people I love.. I just didn’t know the people I’d love, would be the ones to hurt me the most.. and yet…I’d still go to war for them

I put on enchanting music when I read fantasy novels to set the tone 🤭

Dinner

Putting this back on the sl cuz I swear to GAWD I'm dead serious about this

😜✌🏾💕

Imma just stick to the chickens on the ground, thanks 💋

Me taking my baby brother out to eat Me: “I dont care what you order” Bro: *inaudibly mumbles while looking at the menu* Me: “…I said…you can get whatever you want..idc” Him: “I said, I know..😌” Me: 🤨 “who do you think I am…” 🥲😭😂😂

This one is the one I LOVEEEE to sing 🥹 Her voiceeee

Traditional monogamous relationships aren’t the only valid type of relationship.

I answered like I still drink 😅💀😂😂 Don’t. But imma still fuq up a baked potato any day 🤤

Loaded baked potato. Butter Steak seasoning Cheese Grilled chicken Peppers Onions Sour cream Chives Yesss😮‍💨

Or??.. while hungover?.. I’m gettin boff

Thank yaaaaa 💕💕

Idk I feel like coming up with a “dream” for a whole country full of ppl, then convincing ppl that if they don’t also have that same exact dream; then they’re not contributing to society is (at the very LEAST)…cult-adjacent activities. 🤷🏾

I had a “it was the tism wasn’t it?” situation. 👩🏾‍🏫: “55% of the kids in America take the bus to school. Fact or opinion?” Students: “facttttt!” Me: “🙋🏾‍♀️” 👩🏾‍🏫: “what?” Me: “…I don’t think that’s a fact…” 👩🏾‍🏫: “but it’s NOT an opinion..” Me: “but it IS a lie.. 😅” 👩🏾‍🏫: “to them it’s a fact” Me:

This has been the longest Friday of my life….

🤐

Bonding over music >>>>>>

Hell, cause I was the 1st and that shit is wild too… & he don’t even have more kids 💀

The group chat had to have a video call about this one 😭 Cause why we had to loose him TWICE?!

Cause ain’t no wayyyyyy when given the option between regular fries and sweet potato fries… yall choosing thattt?? 😭

This work out journey is going roughly… but it’s going 💪🏾

When I first moved out my mom’s house, I got a whole birthday cake and just ate it from the middle with a fork… Just because of free will (and to celebrate my freedom)

I hate when parents & teachers say “they’re just kids” when it comes to kids saying mean/hateful things to each other. Cause kids can end up depressed, suicidal, have eating disorders, & have anxiety just like teens, adults & the elderly can.. Kids don’t HAVE to be bullies.. cut that shit out

I’m considering getting another Kindle.. I miss reading everywhere

Subway think they slick makin their bread longer..but thinner… Smh

I hate admitting this. Cuz I love them but they’re exhausting. And it’s normally just my mother making all our lives hell and everyone having to maneuver around her.

Potatoes are my favorite food 👏🏾

You could NEVER get me to hate bread or potatoes and that is my downfall🤣🤣

Cause the original SUCKKKSSS… it needs to be chopped and screwed tbh 😌 😂

I finally got my rollerblades back 😭👏🏾

It’s one of my favorite comfort shows 😭💀😂😂