This won’t stop me from eating fat girls out tho 👅👅👅

I might not be intolerant to lactose but I’ll always think there’s something wrong with how my body processes fat

im dying in here

Responsibilities

how the hell did egon schiele do it

Helping my nsfw artist gf with her works (I’m having sex with her rn)

はなび

i had the energy to do a silly little comic today... enjoy úwù #nsfw

how did she pull helena... (because being yourself is hot dont forget it) #nsfw

I’ve got so much work left to do….

So true…….

I had so many nightmares today… Woke up crying twice. But what’s funny is that in between those nightmares I dreamt that there was a new rule that changed the word “husband” for “dirty boy” so now you couldn’t call anyone a husband, just a dirty boy. “Ohhh you married, huh? What a dirty boy!”

My gf would laugh at me (or maybe just shout HOW???) if I told her it took me 6-7 (lol, 6h 59min) hours to complete my last drawing because she’s so so fast at it and delivers in such great quality that I don’t think she’ll see being that slow as something possible vdjdbdksbsk

THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THEM

Toriel my beloved mwah mwah mwah (I finished a drawing for the first time in a while! yippeee!!) #undertale #deltarune #art

I shouldn’t have eaten a whole pizza… my gluttonous ass got a moral again… (I will do it again eventually)

OpenAI head of robotics just resigned over company deal with the Pentagon saying… “Surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got”

“woah you always smell so amazing how do you do it???” heh a woman has her secrets

I’m not especially hungry but I’ve always got room for tasty food

I kinda would eat a hotdog rn

I should learn to check the bio BEFORE liking a post…

He's in good company

wrote this late at night and I’m just realizing I had a stroke mid sentence

My gf won’t want draw more cuck 😔

el meu ximplet cul (my silly ass)

Ended up drawing, tomorrow I’ll be soooo tired but fuck it we ball😎

Mmmm should I draw or should I sleep should I draw or should I sleep

OMG #FURRY REAL #FURRY OMG LETS GOOOO also IS THAT DOCTOR HOUSE

Oh so *I don’t love you* because I don’t wanna tie you up and take photos that I’d later upload online for everyone to see???? Girlfriends these days are so confusing……..

I’m not joking when I say I salivated just by looking at this picture

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

mmm choese

Naaaah I checked the second and third prizes and I’m not going to get into gambling for that

I‘ve never bought a lottery ticket but I am now wondering if I should play it… I just want to be able to get a mortgage but I still need money first 😔

I really like this drawing it’s so real

Found my book😛

Today I dreamt I had only slept for 2h45min and was really tired. Irl I woke up after almost 7h of sleep but I was so tired while dreaming that I don’t feel quite rested… I messed up trying to do this trick.

Breaking in the new belt

週中、なかなか、まだまだ。 あま〜いカタラーナなんていかがでしょう。 まったり頑張りましょう。 Enjoy this sweet and delicious Catalana from Usakichi. Let's keep working hard this week too. 　#青空スイーツ部　#甘党部　#sweets 　#ぬい撮り　#ぬい活　#ぬいぐるみ

I’m so tired I could sleep a horse

I’ve got 3 hours to do like 4 hours worth of work, lets go!!

my dumb brain translated it as “sopa de lentilles” (contact lenses’ soup) instead of “sopa de llenties” (lentils soup) and I was like “yeah things must be really bad then…..”

I’m going to dream that I’m sleeping, so instead of just sleeping six hours, I’ll feel as if I had rested twelve

At least I had some leftover pizza😛

I wish I could have some spaghetti for breakfast…..

accidentally posted this before saying “gf’s drawings” but this is so real 🔥

learning how to draw just to be able to distract myself when I need more of my gf

dude the cravings are killing me but I *tears in my eyes* I have food at home its ok :((