Vox says… nothing. Not yet. He’s nowhere to be spotted when the big doors to the tower open. Instead, he is greeted by a less than friendly assistant, while a dozen more employees are running around in the back like busy ants. It’s nothing if not impressive. The bright lights and the long fancy +

His eye twitches. “Don’t even-! I know that sound. It’s what you do when you try to claim I’m un-entertaining.”

He frantically glances around as a few of the electronic devices around him flicker as a result of his doings. “Oh… you’re having fun, huh? Have fun with -THIS-.” Another cable already sparking with high volts is charging right at the radio demon.

He can suck a dick! Maybe along with the spider-whore. Now -that- would be a HIT. Hehehehehahahaha!

“Nice try, but all I heard ..am choosing to hear .. and will be focusing on is how ~ENTERTAINING~ you think I am. So thank you, really. It means so much coming from a scheming old hag like yourself! And spy on you? But of course! Any time I can! …does that excite you~?” He’s not +

“Oh~hoho. That’s not any way to dismiss an old, old friend who you have SO much history with.” A deep grin that he could now also see on his zapped on TV. He was enjoying himself. Folding his hands together. “Angel ..come on.. -Look at me-.”

“What the-… GAH!!!” He jumped to the side at the last minute, leaving his beverage to dirty the ground. Cables extend from a perplexed (and shaken) VOX to give him some stability. “What has gotten into you! You.. you BEAST!”

Oh gladly! He can sit and watch just how far entertainment is evolving without him! And then he will be crawling back, -without- the need of ropes this time. He has to chuckle just thinking about it.

“Hell-! I always look so good in that angle.”

Vox’s face abruptly takes up the whole of the screen for the commercial break. “-and don’t forget! We are HIRING! No matter how little, unimportant and perverted you are, with our help, you can become as powerful and admired as us! Head on over to the V Tower. And TRUST. US~!”

“That was then. This is now. We’ve taken a few blows and-“ He swiped through them on his phone as soon as he got the ping. “Good one. Alright. NOT happening. Oooo ..nice tools. Fine.” Additionally, He sent her these same exact ratings of them back via email and text too, just to be sure. +

Oh don’t he worry his fluffy, irritating little head-!! He’s gonna paint the picture about him with his words! And the picture will be -CRUSHING-.

What… he’s suddenly feeling watched- and not in the good ,exciting way… He’s slowly moving his quadratic head, eyes squinting until he finally sees him, his cup almost spills out of his hand. “ALASTOR!”

Oh FUCKING hell… What the fuck do you want, huh? Put my business to shreds some more? You just can’t stay away from me!

Oh my, OH MY~ today’s TV program is gonna be full... full of everyone who tried to fuck with me! 🤬 …. See you on your screen in a bit, sluts!

Mm. Well what he was saying now was already sounding a lot better to him. He didn’t budge, instead took a step forward to him with a deep smirk, dangling Valentino’s gold chain around his finger. “That tantrum you get when you don’t see me …Or maybe it is whenever I don’t play with you. +

What a bad fucking day to have good antennas.

🖊️// I’m officially sleepy 😂 more vox bullshit later!

Sighing as he walks through the door. On command, to keep his temper at bay. “Valentino …baby! What did we say about those tantrums? Your voice can -really- disturb my systems when you make those loud. Fucking. Noises.” Mild eye twitch.

“Oh noooo~ ..who are you running from?Me?~ Was I too rough on you now? And here I thought you were used to such handlings~” His voice is sounding from the electric devices near him.

Ughhhh, It’s so hard being excellent! I need a cable rub and an oil bath with company.

Fᴜᴄᴋ Hᴇʟʟ,Fᴜᴄᴋ Hᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ, & Fᴜᴄᴋ Aʟʟ Oꜰ Yᴏᴜ. 𝐀𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐏𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 s︎ɯı̣lǝ 𝐎𝐅𝐅 Aʟᴀsᴛᴏʀ’s 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑭𝑨𝑪𝑬, ➤ 𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚏: 𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽’𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚂. ➤ ❧Vσx 𝚊.𝚔.𝚊 ↯ 𝕍𝕀ℕℂ𝔼ℕ𝕋 𝕎ℍ𝕀𝕋𝕋𝕄𝔸ℕ ↯ 🐼Mun: is 30+ ; #MDNI ↯↯ 𝕃𝕀𝕂𝔼 ↯↯ & 🔁𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🔁 #HazbinHotelRP; #HelluvaBossRP #HHRP; #HBRP

🥃Tᴡᴇʟᴠᴇ ᴏ’ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋᴛᴀɪʟs🥃 Then 𝙸 came along with your 𝕊𝕀ℝ𝔼ℕ’𝕤 𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 To tempt 𝚈𝙾𝚄 to 𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 I thought for a while that 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 ℙ𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕖 Was 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒅 with the 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 Of a 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 for 𝑴𝑬 𝙰𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚜, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐.. ♥︎ & ↺ #HazbinHotelRP #HazbinHotelOC #HelluvaBossRP #HelluvaBossOC

“….couldve fooled me…. My precious darling~! I need a line up of new pretty faces, at least 5, within the next hour. Our current ones are, well how do I say it…? BORING.”

"That’s right. I 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚔𝚎… ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵘʳⁿ. 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕄𝕖." ―- making the 𝓦𝓞𝓡𝓢𝓣 "apology" to Carmilla Carmine. Way to throw me under the FUCKⵊNG(!!) 🚌 /back there/ ᐯ. So much for "𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑦.” ——- ❤️‍🩹 & 🔁 #MDNI #HazbinHotelRP #HelluvaBossRP #HHRP #HBRP

No.. you’re right, kitten. I’m probably never gonna get into heaven unless I eradicate every pretentious angel up there first. And I’ll be -DAMNED- if I suck up to some blonde bimbo daughter like you’re doing to get redeemed. You need to remember who you are - a sinner!

Internal thoughts: the voxtek ratings might never recover from tonight.

You’re suggesting that I give up..? Oh ….now I get it. You’re completely out of your fucking mind!

“You’ve gotta be getting up to -something- cause last time I checked this is hell and you’re here... That tells me .. whatever you’re into must be even worse than drugs and porn.” He smirks.

Well, yeah! Because you’re in cahoots with the Morningstar -AND- the radio demon!

“SCRATCH THE FUCKING RECORD-!!!”

“Bite me… bite me-“ he circuits before his eyes flash open wide, cable veins popping out. “THERE IT IS! You want to put your mouth on me! YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME WITH YOUR MOUTH! ADMIT IT!- YOU LOVE ME TOO! …….” His expression goes blank. “Uh.. uh oh….”

“Oh. OH. But unfortunately for you, cancel culture is still booming, you little brat! They might not get fired up for crimes but what if I made you… a goody two shoes? huh? HUH?”

@ ALASTOR

I’m fucking being picked on by fucking Z-list fucking faces and the deer. Gosh. I have fallen so far from grace.. gosh. GOSH. GOSHHHHH!!!

“What the FUCK?! You were in that chair, bound and gagged, like it was wonderland! You run your mouth any other time but you had -NO- complaints about my restraints! Clearly I’m not the onl7 one!” He’d be foaming at the mouth if he produced spit.

“You little- who do you think you are?! You know the kinds of stories I’ll have Katie run about you on the news?! THE TERRIBLE KIND!”

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. He’s here. Alright- deep breaths just like in PR training. Zap *ON* “Oh Alastor….~!” small circuits. “You had one victory. But a crush? That’ll never happen.”

Small sparks of electricity spring from his hands as his screen zaps in and out of darkness. “Don’t. Mention. HIM!”

“Ah-! This soul talk again! What a bunch of hoopla!” He’s letting out a laugh. “Do you know what each soul I took control of was worth, before they met me? ….NOTHING!” His quadratic head tilts, giving her a smug glance over. “And besides good ears, what do you got going for yourself? Huuuh~?”

“VELVETTE!!!!!”

An eyebrow of his raises in genuine confusion. “What do you mean you ain’t interested in working with me? Have you not just heard who I am - … do you have hearing issues perhaps?”

An annoyed huff, that he overplays with a friendly smile just a second after. “Well! Then I’ll start. My name is Vox ..which I’m sure you already know if you’ve ever had an electronic device before.” A lighthearted tone in his voice.

Well now, who would’ve thought- ratings are UP! But they could always be …better.

[he clears his throat immediately and shifts his tone.] “Oh, hello there, bystanding watcher! I don’t think we’ve officially made our acquaintances yet.”

🖊️// I can’t wait to write this little bastard

“Some still forget that I have eyes everywhere… ~I. See. -you-.”

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